looking for suggestings

skinny90

Well After Hours
Story is iv a party to go to in about an hour and a half and its fancy dress,Looking to AH to see if anyone has any crazy/creative ideas to dress up as.Dont have much resourses on hand but il see what I can do,Bed sheets suit pants other clothing etc I also can get my hands on a blonde wig oddly enough.I had planned to use my suit thats in the house however its in tatters be it drink stains and what not its completly unwearable.any ideas good or bad will be considered,If I choose to go with any ideas il to post up pics to see how it went hoping the thread aint closed
Regards
Skinny:D

burstbuckle

skinny90 wrote: »

Well After Hours
Story is iv a party to go to in about an hour and a half and its fancy dress,Looking to AH to see if anyone has any crazy/creative ideas to dress up as.Dont have much resourses on hand but il see what I can do,Bed sheets suit pants other clothing etc I also can get my hands on a blonde wig oddly enough.I had planned to use my suit thats in the house however its in tatters be it drink stains and what not its completly unwearable.any ideas good or bad will be considered,If I choose to go with any ideas il to post up pics to see how it went hoping the thread aint closed
Regards
Skinny:D

An hour to the party,fair play nothing like being prepared

OneArt

Just put on a load of brown clothing and go as a bit of wood.

TheBody

You could go as a nudist. Admittedly it's a bit cold out there though.

Lawrence1895

Do you know the 'Full Kit Wan****' thread over in the Soccer forum? Loads of suggestions over there :pac:

TheBody

OneArt wrote: »

Just put on a load of brown clothing and go as a bit of wood.

....or as a poo.

areyawell

just wear your moms clothes and you'll look like a slut!

skinny90

burstbuckle wrote: »

An hour to the party,fair play nothing like being prepared

finished work at 6.35 was meant to be out before but it was a bit chaotic today.I had planned to go to penneys and get a onesie of some sort

Schism

Leather jacket, white tshirt, blue jeans, dark glasses - Fonzy
Wear the suit, dickie bow, toy gun - James Bond
Toga from the bed sheet (don't go commando, for everyone's sake)

Just a few off the top of my head

reginald

Anorak, sunglasses and peek cap....anyone asks who you are, Larry Murphy !!

skinny90

areyawell wrote: »

just wear your moms clothes and you'll look like a slut!

suppose I have to get it from somewhere:rolleyes:.
Creative original thinking tho

OneArt

TheBody wrote: »

....or as a poo.

It's a very versatile costume.

Sentient poo. lol

The King of Moo

The blonde wig, glasses, tracksuit, cigar, banana: Jimmy Saville.

skinny90

reginald wrote: »

Anorak, sunglasses and peek cap....anyone asks who you are, Larry Murphy !!

Might consider it...The looks of some1s face if they ask who I am

Schism

If you've got a red jumper put a T on it with black tape. Bam! Terrence from South Park. No red jumper but have a blue / turquoise one? Stick a P on it, Philip in the house!

Terence and Philip

Milk & Honey

Have you got a condom? Big enough to fit your head?

reginald

skinny90 wrote: »

Might consider it...The looks of some1s face if they ask who I am

Don't forget the duct tape and rope

Max Power

God be with the days when a black bin bag and a witches hat sufficed.

Nowadays its all Jimmy Saville, terrorists and Jamican bobsledders.

9959

OneArt wrote: »

Just put on a load of brown clothing and go as a bit of wood.

Lars1916 wrote: »

Do you know the 'Full Kit Wan****' thread over in the Soccer forum? Loads of suggestions over there :pac:

Try the fetching Brown Coventry City away kit from 1978.
I'm sure there's one 'handy' lying around somewhere.

Find a matching pair of black socks and gloves and wear nothing else, you'll be going as the five of clubs.

Schism

Or go as a hipster! Skinny jeans and the like. Then talk about how ironic everything is and how you were dressing up before Halloween caught on.

movingsucks

If you have a pink shirt team it with the wig and be Mick Wallace but only if the wig is curly.

If the wig is straight and you have any bright coloured clothes you could be Jimmy Saville or would that be too distasteful?

I'm thinking you could do something with the wrecked suit... be a zombie banker? Loveable tramp?

Bed sheets, mummy?

phasers

get a t shirt, write 'go ceiling' on it. you could also make a ceiling is no.1 sign or fashion a foam finger out of cardboard.

Voila, you're a ceiling fan.

skinny90

When I say wrecked suit,I mean drink stains galore.....hasnt been touched in a long time ,It was found under a heap of ****e and im nearly sure theres something growing on it

Rayne Wooney

Dye the blonde wig brown, get a pair of sunglasses, a baby, a man bag ( you might already have this) and grow a beard.. and go as Alan from the Hangover

The King of Moo

skinny90 wrote: »

When I say wrecked suit,I mean drink stains galore.....hasnt been touched in a long time ,It was found under a heap of ****e and im nearly sure theres something growing on it

Go as Brian Cowen.

Lawrence1895

The King of Moo wrote: »

Go as Brian Cowen.

If you raise your right arm, you could even go as Enda Kenny

skinny90

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

Dye the blonde wig brown, get a pair of sunglasses, a baby, a man bag ( you might already have this) and grow a beard.. and go as Alan from the Hangover

good idea but time is'nt on my side.Im liking a few...Larry murphey/jimmy saville would be gas however considering theirs gna a few peps who have kids at the party id say it'l be a tad biteen conterversial.Plus god knows how many randomers will be expressing their opinions strongly

skinny90

The King of Moo wrote: »

Go as Brian Cowen.

haha I weigh about 9-10 stone and Im about 5 10" in height.dont think id pull it off

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Just wear your normal clothes and go as a homosexual.

Gweedling

Just go to the party dressed in your underwear. When people ask what you're supposed to be, calmly explain that you're dressed up as premature ejaculation. "I just came in my pants."

A friend of mine is dressing up as a Rastafarian for haloween, he asked me to help him sort out his hairdo. I'm dreading it.

wendell borton

Go as a skanger; wear a tracksuit.

Smidge

Wrap yourself up in a roll of loo paper and go as a mummy

mattjack

Get yourself a large blue permanent marker, colour in a circle with circumference of about 6 inch's on your chest , with your nipple as the centre point.

Open the link for my costume suggestion.http://www.google.ie/imgres?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&sa=N&biw=800&bih=485&tbm=isch&tbnid=qpqRcaJ_kMIIVM:&imgrefurl=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Tit&docid=thMBHLHYp9GgBM&imgurl=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/29/ParusCaeruleus.jpg/220px-ParusCaeruleus.jpg&w=220&h=220&ei=c5uNUIGbO4iDhQe_xYDoAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=121&vpy=143&dur=452&hovh=176&hovw=176&tx=110&ty=86&sig=101514873492788278823&page=1&tbnh=139&tbnw=138&start=0&ndsp=8&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0,i:66

Yep , its a Blue Tit.

Lando Griffin

Don't go as anything.
Your running out of time.

Grayson

Completely shave every hair off your body.

That's all.

Rigol

Youve probably got an old tele in the shed.
And an old suit top and tie.
And some boot polish.
And some flour

Pull off the tv frame, black yourself up, flour in your hair, put on the suit jacket and tie.

Insert head in tv frame. - Trevor McDonald.

movingsucks

Well? What did ya go as?

Wacker The Attacker

skinny90 wrote: »

Well After Hours
Story is iv a party to go to in about an hour and a half and its fancy dress,Looking to AH to see if anyone has any crazy/creative ideas to dress up as.Dont have much resourses on hand but il see what I can do,Bed sheets suit pants other clothing etc I also can get my hands on a blonde wig oddly enough.I had planned to use my suit thats in the house however its in tatters be it drink stains and what not its completly unwearable.any ideas good or bad will be considered,If I choose to go with any ideas il to post up pics to see how it went hoping the thread aint closed
Regards
Skinny:D

Go in your nip. You wont have to stay long

mattjack

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Go in your nip. You wont have to stay long

Wacker, on the weekend the clocks were put pack.However, somehow you've managed to lose 24 hours.

skinny90

movingsucks wrote: »

Well? What did ya go as?

well i didnt bother with anything.When I arrived at the party I ended up getting my shirt and tieing it around my chest whilst one of the girls slashed on the make up...So to say what did I go as I dont really know.the queer lad on xfactor????
Great night tho