Sex tape!

iprawn

Probably a misleading title but.... has anyone ever had a sex tape released of them? :eek:
Around your town or god forbid the internet?

riveratom

iprawn wrote: »

Probably a misleading title but.... has anyone ever had a sex tape released of them? :eek:
Around your town or god forbid the internet?

Chance would be a fine thing.

Nodin

iprawn wrote: »

Probably a misleading title but.... has anyone ever had a sex tape released of them? :eek:
Around your town or god forbid the internet?

No, which is why you can't hear the screaming, the never ending screaming.....

frozenfrozen

some joker played mine at mass there a few years ago....


fr. Enright you're some sly dog..

theholyghost

No but a relative of mine tried to use one to blackmail an ex when things went south, the local Guards just took the tape off him all on the quiet, no court orders or anything.

What I could never understand about it was why a couple of run of the mill unattractive 50 year olds in a small town would get the idea to make a sex tape. The Hollywood-ification of everyday life I suppose.

666irishguy

Not me personally but I worked with a guy who filmed him and his then GF going at it in the living room and put it up on an amateur site he subscribed to. We knew it was him because we had cans in that living room nearly every Friday night before the pub and it was definitely her. Forgive the pun but when she found out she didn't give two f**cks. Classy.

I_smell_fear

frozenfrozen wrote: »

some joker played mine at mass there a few years ago....


fr. Enright you're some sly dog..

I get it. You had sex with priest.

andrew

I wonder will sex tapes still be called sex tapes in a few years. And then kids will think a tape is a special kind of sexy video, and they won't realise that it refers to a cassette tape.

Celly Smunt

i once worked in a talent agency in the states,girls would come by every now and again and admire the couch i had in the office (i'm a classy guy).The strange thing was though,the minute i turned the camera on the girls would go crazy for dick.We'd often flirt with each other across the table,she'd take her top off etc etc and next we'd be having intercourse on the couch in front of the camera.Lucky enough nobody seemed to pick up on the tapes.

cofy

iprawn wrote: »

Probably a misleading title but.... has anyone ever had a sex tape released of them? :eek:
Around your town or god forbid the internet?

You must have been watching the Late Late Show last Friday, there was a woman on suggesting exactly this - she called it Make Love Not Porn I think.:eek:

splashthecash

Sex avi doesnt have the same ring to it

aodhan2

pmcmahon wrote: »

i once worked in a talent agency in the states,girls would come by every now and again and admire the couch i had in the office (i'm a classy guy).The strange thing was though,the minute i turned the camera on the girls would go crazy for dick.We'd often flirt with each other across the table,she'd take her top off etc etc and next we'd be having intercourse on the couch in front of the camera.Lucky enough nobody seemed to pick up on the tapes.

...and then you woke up .

Celly Smunt

aodhan2 wrote: »

...and then you woke up .

nope,i have a picture here

Bipolar Joe

No one wants to watch me masturbate so I never bothered filming it.

starbelgrade

aodhan2 wrote: »

...and then you woke up .

It's actually true. I've seen several documentaries about it on the web.

666irishguy

cofy wrote: »

You must have been watching the Late Late Show last Friday, there was a woman on suggesting exactly this - she called it Make Love Not Porn I think.:eek:

I saw that too. Nice of her to set up a guaranteed amateur site. God I hate those actors.

OU812

One of my friends used to run an adult site & made a decent enough living out of it. Most of the content was sent in & occasionally he'd have a professional photo shoot done.

About ten hours work a week & he'd make about £500 a month off it. He admitted he would have made more if he tried harder but it was grand for him. He stopped doing it when the boyfriend of one of his neighbours sent in pics of them. Was too close to home in every sense of the word.

Eircom_Sucks

pmcmahon wrote: »

nope,i have a picture here

lol just a couch lol

Celly Smunt

Eircom_Sucks wrote: »

lol just a couch lol

its the couch.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

splashthecash wrote: »

Sex avi doesnt have the same ring to it

Could be a Jewish porn star

B.A._Baracus

666irishguy wrote: »

Not me personally but I worked with a guy who filmed him and his then GF going at it in the living room and put it up on an amateur site he subscribed to. We knew it was him because we had cans in that living room nearly every Friday night before the pub and it was definitely her. Forgive the pun but when she found out she didn't give two f**cks. Classy.

Link? :pac:

Capt'n Midnight

Is sex tape like tit tape ?

ScumLord

I made several sex tapes but nobody will buy them.

Gummy Panda

Mines still on YouTube

My name is URL

Eircom_Sucks wrote: »

lol just a couch lol

Best couch ever

Funkfield

Louis CK (NSFW)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jPZpptlABM

I'm almost certain that if I were to ever release a sex tape, it would look a lot like Dustin Diamond's.

Chucken

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Mines still on YouTube

I saw it :eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJSYUZWBGlI&feature=related

biko

Yes, someone's mother was involved.
Apparently it went viral so I had to go to the STD clinic.

keith16

Chucken wrote: »

I saw it :eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJSYUZWBGlI&feature=related

Durty.

My sex tape is nothing to be proud of. At all. It even has a terrible name. Short stories featuring keith16 :rolleyes:

666irishguy

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

Link? :pac:

Trust me, a hefty bird slamming the guts out of a beer belly is the last thing you'd probably want to see. He took it down in the end when they got back together for another 2 years of bliss.

squod

pmcmahon wrote: »

i once worked in a talent agency in the states,girls would come by every now and again and admire the couch i had in the office (i'm a classy guy).The strange thing was though,the minute i turned the camera on the girls would go crazy for dick.We'd often flirt with each other across the table,she'd take her top off etc etc and next we'd be having intercourse on the couch in front of the camera.Lucky enough nobody seemed to pick up on the tapes.

I had to read this three times. I mean seriously,

pmcmahon wrote: »

i once worked ..........

Why dafuq would anyone give up that job?

dodderangler

What's a tape?

SouthTippBass

For the few posters who dont get the references to the couch, google it. Its a fantasic piece of..... um..... " internet"

You are are about to discover something wonderful, prepare your body.

King Of Wishful Thinking

I think the only Sex Tape I seen that was on actual tape, was the Pam & Tommy Honeymoon vid.

At the time, was amazing to see but after having my brain numbed since '98 with pornographic madness, seems strange that I was so entrawled in what was most likely just 5 mins of hardcore in totality.

dodderangler

SouthTippBass wrote: »

For the few posters who dont get the references to the couch, google it. Its a fantasic piece of..... um..... " internet"

You are are about to discover something wonderful, prepare your body.

Lad out of the job constantly talks bout it
Didn't know what he was on bout till I seen it still don't believe it's true tho
Come on in now take ya clothes off and we'll do the interview
Blows his load and there's no job







Many lads say it


Genius hahaha

MadsL

Mary O'Rouke was talking durty on the Late Late there, does that count?

Sarky

All the time. The girls are really bitter about it when they find out, that's why we called them a lemon party.

SouthTippBass

Sarky wrote: »

All the time. The girls are really bitter about it when they find out, that's why we called them a lemon party.

Thats not what a lemon party is! :pac:

TheUsual

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Mines still on YouTube

Yeah I was watching it earlier "Gummy Panda" ... or is it still "Karl Hungus" ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiG7z1lrs70

some random drunk

Yeah I made a sex tape with these 2 hot girls, where I ate whipped cream and Belgian waffles off their naked bodies. It being a blue movie I decided to give it the title "Blue Waffle".

If you have a google you can find it easily enough.

smash

theholyghost wrote: »

No but a relative of mine tried to use one to blackmail an ex when things went south, the local Guards just took the tape off him all on the quiet, no court orders or anything.

Bullshít. They can't take your property like that. And if he filmed it, then he also owns the copyright.

Mr.Crinklewood

Always wanted to be the star a sex tape, but doubt it will ever happen.

If only I could write to Jim Will Fix It.

iprawn

iprawn wrote: »

Probably a misleading title but.... has anyone ever had a sex tape released of them? :eek:
Around your town or god forbid the internet?

Not yet no Mainly because anything done on camera or film tends not to survive very long as it is not safe to keep it around.

The girls did make a gift of a tasteful nude portfolio thing which they did in color and artsy b&w in places like howth and the wicklow mountains and some local rivers and the like. Quite good stuff but it is locked up tight in my safe and only select people get to see it.

We are working - mostly for the fun of it - on a medieval based porn script which we are joking semi seriously about really filming and producing some day. The script writing has been fun and inventive and has injected a whole new level into our sex lives that is quite fun. We may just film it - who knows.

But again it will likely be locked in my safe and only shown to the people who were involved in it or a select few other close friends. It most certainly will not be ending up on the internet or any other place it could be distributed out of our control.

Spread

Chucken wrote: »

I saw it :eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJSYUZWBGlI&feature=related

What can I say! It's not all black and white. Just be thankful ladies that us men do not try it on the Panda way.

Running to coat rack inside door

Spread

SouthTippBass wrote: »

Thats not what a lemon party is! :pac:

You mean the SWP?

TURRICAN

iprawn wrote: »

Probably a misleading title but.... has anyone ever had a sex tape released of them? :eek:
Around your town or god forbid the internet?

Ffs tapes!!
What county are you living in?

Son Of A Vidic

iprawn wrote: »

Probably a misleading title

Ya totally OP, I mistakenly thought this thread was about the Higgs Boson particle.