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Whats the latest youve ever stayed up to finish a ****?

Internet Hero · 2012-10-21 09:24:28

sometimes your willy just refuses to work and your left there for hours in the dark with your wet spaghetti. The longer you invest in the project the more determined you get to see results but the hours sail by in a sweaty blur and by 4 am you don't care anymore and you nod off, defeated by your floppy willy

21-10-2012 9:24am

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Internet Hero

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sometimes your willy just refuses to work and your left there for hours in the dark with your wet spaghetti. The longer you invest in the project the more determined you get to see results but the hours sail by in a sweaty blur and by 4 am you don't care anymore and you nod off, defeated by your floppy willy

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#2 21-10-2012 9:31am

Ghandee

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Masturbating with wet spaghetti would be a new low for me.

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#3 21-10-2012 9:33am

Ted_YNWA

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You're not alone OP,

have a read of this & seek professional help.

http://www.manmatters.ie/

Edit: purely in a research capacity for this thread that I found that site .... honest

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#4 21-10-2012 9:35am

kiffer

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Cut out porn, stop jerking for a week at least if not a month.
Stop death gripping your willy.
See a doctor.
You've broken it IH

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#5 21-10-2012 9:37am

Toby Take a Bow

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Is it pathetic to use viagra if you're just masturbating, OP? It might be, but anything's better than staying up for hours 'trying' to masturbate.

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#6 21-10-2012 9:38am

Super-Rush

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Get a grip ffs.

Don't start pointless threads.

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