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Smell of toast

  • 19-10-2012 8:28am
    #1
    lukesmom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭


    Have been waking up to the smell of toast the past few days and am puzzled as to what it could be from. I'm the first one up every day and nobody eats toast late at night. Anyone got any ideas why I'm getting this. Of course I did the google search and the first explanation to come up was stroke!


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  • #2
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    Toast fairies.


  • #3
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Are you living in an attached house?

    If not.. I'd go with toast fairies.


  • #4
    gobnaitolunacy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,073 ✭✭✭gobnaitolunacy


    Paranormal Toaster Activity?

    Is your house built over an old toaster dumping ground?


  • #5
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Supposedly, you get that smell when a spider or some insect has crawled up your nose and laid something.


  • #6
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Brain tumour.

    You had a good run.


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  • #7
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    burnt toast = your having a stroke, yes. I hate being hungover at work and being all panicky and someone makes toast, I always think yes this is it, I'm about to die, bring on the stroke.


  • #8
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Jaysus wouldn't mind some toast n' tea now! :D

    I used to be a toastaholic when I was a teenager!


  • #9
    lukesmom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    xzanti wrote: »
    Are you living in an attached house?

    If not.. I'd go with toast fairies.

    Yes semi detached


  • #10
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    lukesmom wrote: »
    Have been waking up to the smell of toast the past few days and am puzzled as to what it could be from. I'm the first one up every day and nobody eats toast late at night. Anyone got any ideas why I'm getting this. Of course I did the google search and the first explanation to come up was stroke!

    Sometimes when I use the internet, I have to have a stroke too.

    But anyway, let's discuss your toast fairy infestation. Have you tried pouring Domestos into the corner of your room?


  • #11
    lukesmom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    gobnaitolunacy wrote: »
    Paranormal Toaster Activity?

    Is your house built over an old toaster dumping ground?


    Funny you should say that I heard Kenwood used this land previously to dump old toasters :)


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  • #12
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Ive been waking up with the smell of poo on my finger. i cant work it out.


  • #13
    lukesmom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Brain tumour.

    You had a good run.


    Not really I'm 32 so haven't had that good a run. :(


  • #14
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Sounds like your pregnant.... you're body is craving toast! :D


  • #15
    lukesmom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    smash wrote: »
    Sounds like your pregnant.... your body is craving toast! :

    No chance


  • #16
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    smash wrote: »
    Sounds like your pregnant.... your body is craving toast! :D

    Your pregnant what?
    GRAMMAR NAZI AHOY!!!!!!!!


  • #17
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    lukesmom wrote: »
    No chance
    Phantom pregnancy...
    Ghost Buster wrote: »
    Your pregnant what?
    GRAMMAR NAZI AHOY!!!!!!!!
    Damnit


  • #18
    lukesmom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    Dont know what your on about


  • #19
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    lukesmom wrote: »
    Yes semi detached

    Could be your Neighbors?


  • #20
    UCDVet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭UCDVet


    My Father used to run a business specializing in such things. I hope you don't mind; but I did a ARPnet reverse DNS ping on your computer and tracked your toast smell...

    THE TOAST IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE KITCKEN! REPEAT! THE TOAST IS INSIDE OF THE HOUSE!

    GET OUT NOW! RUN!

    THE KILLER IS INSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE COOKING TOAST!


  • #21
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Being serious for a minute, have you checked your sockets? There could be something shorting out and it could be dangerous.


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  • #22
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    smash wrote: »
    Being serious for a minute, have you checked your sockets? There could be something shorting out and it could be dangerous.

    Shorting circuits do NOT smell like toast.


  • #23
    good logs...
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 210 ✭✭good logs...


    do you suffer from migraines could be connected if so


  • #24
    xabi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,020 ✭✭✭xabi


    Confab wrote: »
    Shorting circuits do NOT smell like toast.

    What if there was bread in the socket?


  • #25
    lukesmom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    smash wrote: »
    Being serious for a minute, have you checked your sockets? There could be something shorting out and it could be dangerous.

    Going to check this


  • #26
    lukesmom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    UCDVet wrote: »
    My Father used to run a business specializing in such things. I hope you don't mind; but I did a ARPnet reverse DNS ping on your computer and tracked your toast smell...

    THE TOAST IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE KITCKEN! REPEAT! THE TOAST IS INSIDE OF THE HOUSE!

    GET OUT NOW! RUN!

    THE KILLER IS INSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE COOKING TOAST!

    Har de har


  • #27
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Confab wrote: »
    Shorting circuits do NOT smell like toast.

    If something is burning it might.


  • #28
    9959
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    Perhaps you're still asleep and have yet to wake up.


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