Photocopying one's buttocks

some random drunk · 18-10-2012 4:33pm #1

Have you ever done it?

You see this quite often on tv shows where a character photocopies their arse as a prank or some other reason like they lost a bet. I'm wondering how often (if ever) it happens in real life?

I have to admit I've done it once. I was a 16 year old, staying at a relative's house in their spare bedroom which also doubled as a home office. After a few days of boredom, temptation got the better of me. Nearly got caught too, as one copy got stuck in the machine and I only discovered it by chance the next day. :pac:

So folks any good stories out there? Have you ever photocopied your arse or any other bodyparts? Ever heard of anyone who did?

18-10-2012 4:42pm

If I tried that I'd be picking splinters out of my arse for a week. No way that glass would cope with my rear end.

Super-Rush · 18-10-2012 4:46pm

Deleted User wrote: »

If I tried that I'd be picking splinters out of my arse for a week. No way that glass would cope with my rear end.

Pics or GTFO.

For research purposes obviously.

smash · 18-10-2012 4:47pm

When I was 15 myself and a friend worked in his dads factory on Saturdays. There was a gay guy there called pat and one day when we were in, my mate photocopied his arse for the laugh. When he wasn't looking I took the copy out of the bin, wrote happy birthday pat on it and stuck it to the staff notice board!

18-10-2012 4:47pm

Super-Rush wrote: »

Pics or GTFO.

For research purposes obviously.

Would but I broke my scanner

<.< >.>

18-10-2012 4:47pm

I'd make a right arse of myself if I tried.

Feeona · 18-10-2012 4:49pm

some random drunk wrote: »

You see this quite often on tv shows where a character photocopies their arse as a prank or some other reason like they lost a bet.

No, no, no......you get kicked up the arse when you lose a bet. Don't be confusing your cultural references.

smash · 18-10-2012 4:49pm

whoopsadaisydoodles wrote: »

Would but I broke my scanner

<.< >.>

Here, break my face will you!

westies4ever · 18-10-2012 4:49pm

Deleted User wrote: »

If I tried that I'd be picking splinters out of my arse for a week. No way that glass would cope with my rear end.

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Where To · 18-10-2012 4:51pm

Deleted User wrote: »

If I tried that I'd be picking splinters out of my arse for a week. No way that glass would cope with my rear end.

You could always take a pic of your arse and then photocopy that?

18-10-2012 4:52pm

How did this turn into a thread about my arse.

Back on topic :mad:

some random drunk · 18-10-2012 4:52pm

Feeona wrote: »

No, no, no......you get kicked up the arse when you lose a bet. Don't be confusing your cultural references.

I beg to differ. From the "Escape from Victory" epidode of Father Ted:

Father Ted: Last year, Dick made me photocopy my own rear end. They never let me in that library again.

smash · 18-10-2012 4:54pm

whoopsadaisydoodles wrote: »

How did this turn into a thread about my arse.

Back on topic :mad:

You're the mod, change the thread title there and move to the pics and vids forum so we can continue!

Feeona · 18-10-2012 4:55pm

Deleted User wrote: »

If I tried that I'd be picking splinters out of my arse for a week. No way that glass would cope with my rear end.

I hear the sequel to Fifty Shades of Grey will be called Fifty Shards of Glass-What Happens When You Get Up to High Jinks

Feeona · 18-10-2012 4:57pm

some random drunk wrote: »

I beg to differ. From the "Escape from Victory" epidode of Father Ted:

Yes you're right. What was I thinking!

Yamanoto · 18-10-2012 5:02pm

I never have, but I did once encounter a map of the Niger Delta which bore a striking resemblance to the vein pattern on my scrotum.

18-10-2012 5:13pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Would but I broke my scanner

<.< >.>

Well don't sit on it again.

MadameGascar · 18-10-2012 5:14pm

I did TY in secondary school and a good amount of time was spent in the photocopying room doing this.

Squish your face against the glass and try it, they were the funniest.

Son Of A Vidic · 18-10-2012 5:23pm

Super-Rush wrote: »

Deleted User wrote: »

If I tried that I'd be picking splinters out of my arse for a week. No way that glass would cope with my rear end.

Pics or GTFO.

Sounds like two cameras would be needed to fully capture that panorama.

/flees thread

SuperSean11 · 18-10-2012 5:36pm

MadameGascar wrote: »

I did TY in secondary school and a good amount of time was spent in the photocopying room doing this. Squish your face against the glass and try it, they were the funniest.

I hope you washed the glass first with all the arses that have been on it :P

mandrake04 · 18-10-2012 10:04pm

My first job was fixing photocopiers, I reckon in 2.5 years I only replaced the platen glass maybe twice on a copier. It was very rare to have a broken glass but one of the times I made the usual joke about who sat on the glass and there was a lot of childish sniggering.

That's civil servants for you.

Photocopying one's buttocks

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