Describe the Taste of TEA and other things...

poeticseraphim

What does tea taste like

To me black tea tastes ....like wet tree bark and a little astringent

With sugar...sweet wet tree bark

With milk.....milky sweet wet tree bark

What does tea taste like to you? Or describe the taste of anything else.

Coffee tastes more chocolatey ....

stoneill

Oranges taste like orange.

kneemos

Snosberries taste like Snosberries.

poeticseraphim

stoneill wrote: »

Oranges taste like orange.

Oranges taste like a lemon not trying hard enough.

poeticseraphim

Oh and brazil nuts taste like snot.

kowloon

A guy was up in court for shooting a hawk a while back. Someone had called the Gardai about it so they took him in for questioning as they do. He admitted it straight away but said that it was an accident and that the hawk had flown straight across him right as he was pulling the trigger on a shot he'd lined up. He couldn't produce a corpse as he thought it was a shame to waste it so he took it home, cooked it and ate it.
Out of curiosity, he was asked what it tasted like. Eagle.

kneemos

I can't believe it's not butter has a slight taste of butter.

Chuck Stone

Salt tastes salty.

davyjose

poeticseraphim wrote: »

Oranges taste like a lemon not trying hard enough.

Like a lemon who's chilled out a bit, lost his edge. Like Arnie in Kindergarten cop. Yeah, an Orange is the lemon equivalent of Arnold Schwarzenneger in kindergarten Cop!

Irish Guitarist

Tea tastes like how I imagine liquidised cardboard would taste, except not quite as nice.

Merkin

Wine tastes boozy

Canis Lupus

Can you describe the taste of something by using other tastes?

Sometimes I use smells to describe tastes but it's usually when I've eaten something gross.

marketty

Tea tastes just like coffee but not really

lldyhwke

If you take apple and cheddar cheese and eat them together, it tastes like turkey.

meoklmrk91

Tea tastes like what I would imagine warmed up dyke water tastes like.

Brussels sprouts taste like what I would imagine a fart tastes like.

xzanti

Everything tastes like chicken.

Reamer Fanny

Chalk tastes like chalk

gobnaitolunacy

"I eated the purple berries. They taste like burning!"

DwightSchrute1

gobnaitolunacy wrote: »

"I eated the purple berries. They taste like burning!"

"it's got purple stuff in them. Purples a fruit"

Kurz

Square batteries taste tingly.

kneemos

xzanti wrote: »

Everything tastes like chicken.

Except those three Euro chickens.

sebastianlieken

Coffee to me tastes like the sweet elixer of life. A nice dense, full bodied cup of coffee with an intoxicating aroma that vents up your nostrils. it's a very smooth warm texture, a very dark/rich choclatey taste with a blend of roasted goodness.

Tea tastes like what warm piss smells like.

kneemos

Humans taste like pork..apparently.

9959

xzanti wrote: »

Everything tastes like chicken.

Except chicken and turkey and shark and er,....

Shryke

I had crocodile. Rough white meat, close to turkey. Pure protein very little fat.

Eve_Dublin

Maybe tree bark tastes like tea? Ever think of it THAT way? Hmmm?

9959

sebastianlieken wrote: »

Coffee to me tastes like the sweet elixer of life. A nice dense, full bodied cup of coffee with an intoxicating aroma that vents up your nostrils. it's a very smooth warm texture, a very dark/rich choclatey taste with a blend of roasted goodness.

Tea tastes like what warm piss smells like.

Ever thought of copywriting for 'Maxwell House' or 'Nescafe', save for your last line, which is a tad strong like the tea you must have tasted.