Not tonight, darling

old hippy

Missus wants me home tonight. It's been a long, hard day but I did promise... however, I'd kill for a beer.

But one beer can lead to two... oh, what to do?

Should I swallow my pride and go home or should I swallow my London Pride instead?

(not thinly veiled I is an alcoholic thread )

Pyr0

Tell her you're going for a drink after work, have that drink (maybe two) and head home.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

I think you should go and have a few beers. I'l look after the missus for ya.

What time are you coming home at?

Boombastic

old hippy wrote: »

Missus wants me home tonight. It's been a long, hard day but I did promise... however, I'd kill for a beer.

But one beer can lead to two... oh, what to do?

Should I swallow my pride and go home or should I swallow my London Pride instead?

(not thinly veiled I is an alcoholic thread )

Well don't kill for a beer anyway, there is easier ways to get a few cans:D

Pottler

old hippy wrote: »

Missus wants me home tonight. It's been a long, hard day but I did promise... however, I'd kill for a beer.

But one beer can lead to two... oh, what to do?

Should I swallow my pride and go home or should I swallow my London Pride instead?

(not thinly veiled I is an alcoholic thread )

Invite the missus out for beer? Or is that too off the wall?

Fr_Dougal

old hippy wrote: »

Missus wants me home tonight. It's been a long, hard day but I did promise... however, I'd kill for a beer.

But one beer can lead to two... oh, what to do?

Should I swallow my pride and go home or should I swallow my London Pride instead?

(not thinly veiled I is an alcoholic thread )

You should hand back your Man Card.

Abi

Pyr0 wrote: »

Tell her you're going for a drink after work, have that drink (maybe two) and head home.

This ^


or take home a few.

AnonoBoy

Is there no beer in your house?

If there isn't maybe you should think about buying a new house.

Latchy

old hippy wrote: »

Missus wants me home tonight. It's been a long, hard day but I did promise... however, I'd kill for a beer.

But one beer can lead to two... oh, what to do?

Should I swallow my pride and go home or should I swallow my London Pride instead?

(not thinly veiled I is an alcoholic thread )

Hey, two swallows never made an ... eh ..eh ....er ...something or other .Enjoy the night

naughto

would it not be better to go home to night get the ride

then tomorrow night go and watch the ireland game after work and have about 10 pints that way u get both

Funglegunk

Has she bought any lingerie recently? If so, get your arse home.

9959

benwavner wrote: »

I think you should go and have a few beers. I'l look after the missus for ya.

What time are you coming home at?

Careful, he's an old hippy, it's more than likely that she is too, so a word of warning.
Hygiene

Praetorian Saighdiuir

9959 wrote: »

Careful, he's an old hippy, it's more than likely that she is too, so a word of warning.
Hygiene

Oooooh good call. I'l sit this one out.

Culleeo

All the macho men will be telling you to go out and forget about the missus, in secret, these are the people that don't have wives or girlfriends.

If you promised her you would spend the night with her, you should probably head home, the weekend is only around the corner so you can have a few beers then.

eth0

Bring a can or 2 home and roide the tits off her

Tombi!

eth0 wrote: »

Bring a can or 2 home and roide the tits off her

So me and you split the arse and pussy between us then, yeah?

4zn76tysfajdxp

old hippy wrote: »

Missus wants me home tonight.

I did promise

Looks like you have to go home. A man's word is his bond.

Gongoozler

Unless the alternative is sleeping in the pub or elsewhere, surely you will be doing both? What's the problem here. Just let her know you're going for a drink first.

Big Nasty

I would have loved a few pints this evening but I know it wouldn't have gone down too well, not the end of the world or anything but a slight gimp. Picked up a few beers for me and a bottle of wine for her on the way home instead. We'll both go for pints tomorrow after work - the pub will still be there as will the lads.

Everyone's happy.

9959

Culleeo wrote: »

All the macho men will be telling you to go out and forget about the missus, in secret, these are the people that don't have wives or girlfriends.

If you promised her you would spend the night with her, you should probably head home, the weekend is only around the corner so you can have a few beers then.

If you're not already a relationship counsellor, then you should be.
I can almost hear the simpering, non- judgemental tone.
However, you omitted the obligitatory flourish: "How does that make you feel"?

shopaholic01

eth0 wrote: »

Bring a can or 2 home and roide the tits off her

She'll probably suggest you go for pints on your way home in the future .

castletownman

OP goes to pub for a few after work and returns home later than the promised time.

Wife:"Where were you until now? I thought you said we were going to spend the night in together?"
OP: "Went for a few pints after work sure. Any chance of a ride?"
Wife:"Not tonight, darling".

pdiddy

Culleeo wrote: »

All the macho men will be telling you to go out and forget about the missus, in secret, these are the people that don't have wives or girlfriends.

If you promised her you would spend the night with her, you should probably head home, the weekend is only around the corner so you can have a few beers then.

And all the people telling you to go home to your wife are all probarly women at home waiting for there fellas to come home and spend the night with them like they promised

ArtyC

Bring cans home- simple! Or go home and bring her out, it's not difficult ffs

Internet Hero

thinly veiled

mikemac1

Do you moan when she spends 5 hours wandering around shops of a Saturday? You are a working man OP and stress is a killer. Sup your pint OP and chill, Michael Noonan needs good workers

Chucken

OP you say she wants you home tonight. Do you not normally go home?

Is there a specific reason she wants you home to the point you promised you'd actually be home? If not then I vote for beers.

admiralofthefleet

go home, talk to her, roll her up in some carpet, dump in a skip, go for beer

dave1982

old hippy wrote: »

Missus wants me home tonight. It's been a long, hard day but I did promise... however, I'd kill for a beer.

But one beer can lead to two... oh, what to do?

Should I swallow my pride and go home or should I swallow my London Pride instead?

(not thinly veiled I is an alcoholic thread )

get her to swallow

old hippy

Had 3 beers, mate's wife gave out to me for not bringing my missus but told me I "looked sexy" tonight, so all good.

Was your mate there?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

old hippy wrote: »

Had 3 beers, mate's wife gave out to me for not bringing my missus but told me I "looked sexy" tonight, so all good.

I saw you coming up the driveway!

I think I left a sock at the end of the bed, will take a look and PM me, thanks.

Nice curtains btw.

mauzo

old hippy wrote: »

Had 3 beers, mate's wife gave out to me for not bringing my missus but told me I "looked sexy" tonight, so all good.

Mates wife wants a shag....!

Voltex

old hippy wrote: »

Had 3 beers, mate's wife gave out to me for not bringing my missus but told me I "looked sexy" tonight, so all good.

...and then you shared that on AH.

fasttalkerchat

You should swallow.

old hippy

Voltex wrote: »

...and then you shared that on AH.

A snatch of pub banter, with a slight bit of flirtation... so what's the problem? I told my missus and she laughed. She flirted with another girl the other week... no big deal. I was more worried about breaking the promise in favour of the booze

Spread

Are you a fantasy artist?

old hippy

Spread wrote: »

Are you a fantasy artist?

Nope. I am an ordinary fellow, blessed with a great wife and great friends.

Roger Dean is a fantasy artist.

PK2008

old hippy wrote: »

Nope. I am an ordinary fellow, blessed with a great wife and great friends.

Roger Dean is a fantasy artist.

Sounds like you've had enough, time to go home

old hippy

PK2008 wrote: »

Sounds like you've had enough, time to go home

What, Ireland? Thanks but no, all the same