Dear TD

Demonique

Dear TD,

I was in mass today and the man in black said that the bishop had spoke to the pope and the pope had spoke to Jesus and that Jesus said to tell the pope to tell the bishop to tell the priest to tell me to tell you that when you go to the Dáil that you're to speak up against fornication and abortion and holding hands and touching willies and men touching each others willies and protestants and muslims and protestant men touching each others willies and women and women who aren't cooking and women who aren't good wives and women who are loose.

Thanks,
Assumpta Consumpta

PS Will you fix the road?

K3lso

Here's a better one.

Dear TD,

As an individual that did not vote for you, I cannot comply with the inconsistencies of this State. Therefore, I am opting out of this chauvinistic circus. I do not own anyone elses debt and shall practice what I wish including but not limited to victimless crimes in the privacy of my own home situated on my own privately owned property.

Now if you useless bloodsucking leeches want to do something beneficial for your own people, you will not legislate my civil liberties and economic freedoms away. To this end, I see fit that the best option left open to you is to refrain from attending Dail Eireann again to allow this economy to balance itself out after coercion from you clowns.

Thanks.

Wee Willy Harris

Whenever I think of a TD I always think of a this lazy oaf sat there with a massive To Do list, long as your lad I yer 'and.

they weren't like that in my day / don't start me off.

DrumSteve

They should be called STDs as they are very hard to get rid of.

Pherekydes

Dear TD,

Why didn't you speak up for Róisín Shortall?

syklops

Pherekydes wrote: »

Dear TD,

Why didn't you speak up for Róisín Shortall?

Because she was a pain in the tits and left when things got difficult.

poeticseraphim

Dear STD,

Stay in the bollix of the male whore that is your native home and ner come knocking on my door again.

The next time hubris moves you to consider yourself equal to the rest of humanity just remember you are found in the sweaty anuses of asses in the gutter.

Why don't you just die?

Yer Mammyxxxx

P.S.
I need you to find a loophole to exclude me from the household tax. When you visit come around the side i don't want anyone to know the beast i gave birth to. I don't know how you turned out as you did. I gave you the typical brutal hypocrytical Irish catholic upbringing and this is how you repay the country. You must love your flash self. You and your wimmins and mens andyour prostitutes and cocaine. You disgust me. And your generation have the nerve to blame your childhood. I am a SAINT!

MJ23

Dear local TD

Why do you spend most of your time going to funerals? Surely there are more important things you could be doing instead of going to funerals of people you didn't know. Also, would you please use some of that expenses money you get to get yourself some elocution lessons? I feel embarrassed when i hear you on radio or tv, you sound you're at the mart talking about a bullock.

For Forks Sake

Dear local Sinn Féin TD,

Are you still actually alive? I am becoming genuinely concerned for your welfare, as there have been no sightings of you locally or in the Dail since the day after the last general election. Please confirm your continued existence, or we'll have to get the missing persons posters ready.

geeky

Demonique wrote: »

Dear TD,

I was in mass today and the man in black ...

:eek:

They've got Johnny Cash saying mass now?

Birneybau

Dear TD,

Go fcuk yourself.

MagicSean

If we had honest TD's I reckong the responses would be

Demonique wrote: »

Dear TD,

I was in mass today and the man in black said that the bishop had spoke to the pope and the pope had spoke to Jesus and that Jesus said to tell the pope to tell the bishop to tell the priest to tell me to tell you that when you go to the Dáil that you're to speak up against fornication and abortion and holding hands and touching willies and men touching each others willies and protestants and muslims and protestant men touching each others willies and women and women who aren't cooking and women who aren't good wives and women who are loose.

Thanks,
Assumpta Consumpta

PS Will you fix the road?

Dear Voter

If I promise I'll do all that stuff will you vote for me? If the answer is yes, then I promise i will do all that stuff.

Regards,
Any TD

K3lso wrote: »

Here's a better one.

Dear TD,

As an individual that did not vote for you, I cannot comply with the inconsistencies of this State. Therefore, I am opting out of this chauvinistic circus. I do not own anyone elses debt and shall practice what I wish including but not limited to victimless crimes in the privacy of my own home situated on my own privately owned property.

Now if you useless bloodsucking leeches want to do something beneficial for your own people, you will not legislate my civil liberties and economic freedoms away. To this end, I see fit that the best option left open to you is to refrain from attending Dail Eireann again to allow this economy to balance itself out after coercion from you clowns.

Thanks.

Dear Freeman,

Good luck with that.

LOL,
Any TD

Pherekydes wrote: »

Dear TD,

Why didn't you speak up for Róisín Shortall?

Dear Voter,

Not my fault she didn't have the balls to play the game. Nobody likes a quitter.

Sincerely,
Any Labour TD

poeticseraphim wrote: »

Dear STD,

Stay in the bollix of the male whore that is your native home and ner come knocking on my door again.

The next time hubris moves you to consider yourself equal to the rest of humanity just remember you are found in the sweaty anuses of asses in the gutter.

Why don't you just die?

Yer Mammyxxxx

P.S.
I need you to find a loophole to exclude me from the household tax. When you visit come around the side i don't want anyone to know the beast i gave birth to. I don't know how you turned out as you did. I gave you the typical brutal hypocrytical Irish catholic upbringing and this is how you repay the country. You must love your flash self. You and your wimmins and mens andyour prostitutes and cocaine. You disgust me. And your generation have the nerve to blame your childhood. I am a SAINT!

Dear Pleb,

I'm sorry our education system has failed you so badly. hopefully you will find further education in one of our many great prisons.

Sincerely,
Any TD

MJ23 wrote: »

Dear local TD

Why do you spend most of your time going to funerals? Surely there are more important things you could be doing instead of going to funerals of people you didn't know. Also, would you please use some of that expenses money you get to get yourself some elocution lessons? I feel embarrassed when i hear you on radio or tv, you sound you're at the mart talking about a bullock.

Dear Concerned Citizen

I want to make sure they are dead and not just faking it. And it's not my fault you dubs can't understand the rest of the country.

Sincerely,
Any Culchie TD

For Forks Sake wrote: »

Dear local Sinn Féin TD,

Are you still actually alive? I am becoming genuinely concerned for your welfare, as there have been no sightings of you locally or in the Dail since the day after the last general election. Please confirm your continued existence, or we'll have to get the missing persons posters ready.

Dear Concerend Voter,

Following a heated disagreement with the executive committtee I am currently suffering from gunshot wounds to the legs. It is also no longer safe for me to leave my home. This has curtailed my ability to work within the community. Rest assured though that I will continue to represent you to the best of my ability from my laptop.

Your Sincerely
You know who i am

Birneybau wrote: »

Dear TD,

Go fcuk yourself.

Dear Voter,

I'm busy with your sister.

Sincerely,
Any TD