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Itchy Arse.

  • 06-10-2012 10:18pm
    #1
    MadYaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,294 ✭✭✭✭


    You know that itchyness you get when you don't wipe your arse properly. Hate that. Can't sit comfortably now.


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  • #2
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    knacker, wipe your arse propperly ffs


  • #3
    byhookorbycrook
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 12,514 Mod ✭✭✭✭byhookorbycrook


    More likely you need a worm dose.


  • #4
    Hersheys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Hersheys


    MadYaker wrote: »
    You know that itchyness you get when you don't wipe your arse properly. Hate that. Can't sit comfortably now.
    Clean it & put some cream on before bed so you don't wake up with smelly brown fingers. And wipe your arse better in future.


  • #5
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    MadYaker wrote: »
    You know that itchyness you get when you don't wipe your arse properly. Hate that. Can't sit comfortably now.

    its called a wasps nest.


  • #6
    MadYaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,294 ✭✭✭✭MadYaker


    IM0 wrote: »
    knacker, wipe your arse propperly ffs

    I got bored after 4 wipes.


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  • #7
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    In before the bidet.


  • #8
    Doom
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭Doom


    Aka.... ring sting


  • #9
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Hersheys wrote: »
    Clean it & put some cream on before bed

    Which works better - whipped or unwhipped cream?


  • #10
    MadYaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,294 ✭✭✭✭MadYaker


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Which works better - whipped or unwhipped cream?

    I thought he meant creme fraiche. Oh well its a bit late now...


  • #11
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    MadYaker wrote: »
    I thought he meant creme fraiche. Oh well its a bit late now...

    Oooh. Mr.Fancy Pants with the creme fraiche.


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  • #12
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    After this thread, how will you ever.. err.. show your face around here again?


  • #13
    johnayo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    Have a good feed of Guinness. Very good for the worms.:D


  • #14
    Savker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33 ✭Savker


    finger stink


  • #15
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    Having traveled throughout South East Asia, I can only vouch for the bum gun, excellent invention!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y5u1Ijzv48


  • #16
    Prick!
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 936 ✭✭✭Prick!


    He who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger.


  • #17
    johnayo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    Wash that border collie proper, you hear.


  • #18
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Grow up ffs.


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