Why I think I am better than Jesus?

Tim Robbins · 02-10-2012 4:12pm #1

I think I am better than JEsus for the following reasons.

1. I work
2. I pay tax.
3. I give money to charity
4. I respect logic
5. I don't demand people believe crazy things
6. I have been alive longer than he lived and hence more mature.

Do you think you are better than Jesus, if so why?

Penn · 02-10-2012 4:16pm

Sure, Jesus can walk on water. But can he go in the water? I can :cool:

Tim Robbins · 02-10-2012 4:22pm

Penn wrote: »

Sure, Jesus can walk on water. But can he go in the water? I can :cool:

6. Actually no evidence Jesus can swim. I can.
7. Also no evidence Jesus was good with the ladies.
8. I'm a proud dad. Was Jesus?

doctoremma · 02-10-2012 4:27pm

I look better in fishnets.

(Surely I look better in fishnets?)

Also, I am working on a cure for a certain type of blindness. Bet Jesus couldn't do that. Oh, wait.....

Penn · 02-10-2012 4:30pm

I healed a deaf man.

Gave him some Nurofen for his headache. He was fine a few hours later. Still deaf, but miraculously headache-free.

Jesus Shaves · 02-10-2012 4:31pm

Jesus never had a Facebook page, I do.

Scarinae · 02-10-2012 4:36pm

Penn wrote: »

Sure, Jesus can walk on water. But can he go in the water? I can :cool:

Dades · 02-10-2012 4:57pm

I know we've had some fun threads recently, but this really isn't going anywhere worthwhile.

Why I think I am better than Jesus?

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