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Why I think I am better than Jesus?

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  • 02-10-2012 5:12pm
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    Tim Robbins
    Registered Users Posts: 8,971 ✭✭✭


    I think I am better than JEsus for the following reasons.

    1. I work
    2. I pay tax.
    3. I give money to charity
    4. I respect logic
    5. I don't demand people believe crazy things
    6. I have been alive longer than he lived and hence more mature.

    Do you think you are better than Jesus, if so why?


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    Penn
    Registered Users Posts: 33,382 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    Sure, Jesus can walk on water. But can he go in the water? I can :cool:


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    Tim Robbins
    Registered Users Posts: 8,971 ✭✭✭Tim Robbins


    Penn wrote: »
    Sure, Jesus can walk on water. But can he go in the water? I can :cool:

    6. Actually no evidence Jesus can swim. I can.
    7. Also no evidence Jesus was good with the ladies.
    8. I'm a proud dad. Was Jesus?


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    doctoremma
    Registered Users Posts: 1,870 ✭✭✭doctoremma


    I look better in fishnets.

    (Surely I look better in fishnets?)

    Also, I am working on a cure for a certain type of blindness. Bet Jesus couldn't do that. Oh, wait.....


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    Penn
    Registered Users Posts: 33,382 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    I healed a deaf man.

    Gave him some Nurofen for his headache. He was fine a few hours later. Still deaf, but miraculously headache-free.


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    Jesus Shaves
    Registered Users Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    Jesus never had a Facebook page, I do.


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    Scarinae
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    Penn wrote: »
    Sure, Jesus can walk on water. But can he go in the water? I can :cool:

    IGF7K.gif


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    Dades
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    I know we've had some fun threads recently, but this really isn't going anywhere worthwhile.


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