How do you imagine your death?

Winty

I guess I will die sometime around 2051 from a cancer that the doctors could treat but due to my credit being low my insurance provider will not pay.

My family will be poor so being buried will be out of the question so my son in law from my third marriage will sell my body to a fuel company for recycling into a bio diesel.

So how do you see your death?

4zn76tysfajdxp

That's what you get for marrying your son in law.

cookie80

Hopefully in my sleep any other way scares the bejebus out of me.

brummytom

Given my less than healthy lifestyle, I'll probably die in my 40s of cancer, as is quite common in my family.

Hopefully though, I'll live to 80 and die in my sleep. Best way to go.

Em, I don't.

1ZRed

Death by snu snu

MistyCheese

I tend not to.

keith16

My epitaph will read:

"Here lies keith16. He died how he lived. On impact."

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

I'm prone to making rash decisions, so however I go, it'll probably be accompanied by a Darwin award

Ghandee

I'd like to imagine I'll die peacefully in my sleep like my grandad did.

Not kicking and screaming, like the 42 passengers on the bus he was driving.

Rothko

Slow and agonizingly painful

NegativeCreep

Either cancer (prostate), heart disease or brain tumor. There are multiple cases of each in my closest extended family. I would like to be shot in the head, either temple or mouth preferably, though. Quick and painless.

Uriel.

I expect I will get some terminal illness lie cancer and slowly Die but rather than simply succumb to it i'll go out in a hail of bullets probably bringing others to hell with me...

Possibly

Where To

Hard drive failure in the year 15785.

Somewhere in the Andromeda Galaxy.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Either cancer (prostate), heart disease or brain tumor. There are multiple cases of each in my closest extended family. I would like to be shot in the head, either temple or mouth preferably, though. Quick and painless.

Your username is really apt :eek:

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Most likely shot to bits or exploded. Heroically though.

Or

Sexed to death by horny curious lesbians.

krudler

taking as many innocent bystanders as I possibly can with me.

doulikeit

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Either cancer (prostate), heart disease or brain tumor. There are multiple cases of each in my closest extended family. I would like to be shot in the head, either temple or mouth preferably, though. Quick and painless.

**** ur great craic wouldn't mind headin out for a night wit u buddy

shanered

I imagine death to be like before I was born, blank and meaningless, and the road to it like a start of the road of life, hazy and un-understandable...

keith16

jar_of_coins wrote: »

I'm prone to making rash decisions, so however I go, it'll probably be accompanied by a Darwin award

Imagine being killed by an actual Darwin award...the irony would be ridiculous.

NegativeCreep

doulikeit wrote: »

**** ur great craic wouldn't mind headin out for a night wit u sick

I don't understand your post, but thank you.

Lando Griffin

Death by some super strong STD picked up from various quality street hookers.

Where To

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Death by some super strong STD picked up from various quality street hookers.

Roses > Quality Street. Especially the strawberry ones. Mmmmmmmmm strawberries. . . . .

admiralofthefleet

probably a heart attack because i didnt look after myself for a number of years even though i am now. i still smoke though but please god ill be off them soon too

southcentralts

Well I joined the Judean People's Front crack suicide squad, so I imagine a massive heart attack will claim me.

suicide_circus

As long as i don't get some hellish locked in type syndrome before i go....or lose my marbles or the ability to control toilet functions or worst of all become a burden to my loved ones..i should be ok.

keith16

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Death by some super strong STD picked up from various quality street hookers.

Wasp Aids.

Shryke

I'll be disappointed but not surprised.

candy-gal1

cookie80 wrote: »

Hopefully in my sleep any other way scares the bejebus out of me.

Everyone seems to say this, but imho dieing in my sleep scares me a hell of a lot more, Id much rather know exactly whats going to happen as much as i can and have enough time to go in a way i wouldnt mind so much, plus its a morbid curiosity of mine just to see what happens, who/what i "see" just before/at death etc etc

Ideally with any luck Id like to live as long as i possibly can last, even if its just even part of me thats still alive aka when ive reached well old age and am being kept alive artificially etc, Im staying until the very last smallest part of me dies, noones pulling the plug on me no matter what i tells you, seriously!

El Guapo!

I always had a feeling if die young. My girlfriend hates when I say that though. I'm 25 now so probably not long left. :pac:

When I was younger I used to actually hope I'd die young so that I didn't have to live through the deaths of my family and friends. Is that a bit weird?!!

Tom_Cruise

I think i will be dead within the next few months.

Im not sure exactly how but i feel that it is close.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Ironic, mowed down by an Ambulance

1ZRed

Where To wrote: »

Roses > Quality Street. Especially the strawberry ones. Mmmmmmmmm strawberries. . . . .

I was always told Quality Street was for grannies.

Hope that's not reflected in the hookers

El Guapo!

Tom_Cruise wrote: »

I think i will be dead within the next few months.

Im not sure exactly how but i feel that it is close.

Probably something to do with Scientology.

suicide_circus

Dean09 wrote: »

When I was younger I used to actually hope I'd die young so that I didn't have to live through the deaths of my family and friends. Is that a bit weird?!!

i totally get that

admiralofthefleet

Tom_Cruise wrote: »

I think i will be dead within the next few months.

Im not sure exactly how but i feel that it is close.

one day ill wake up and find myself dead and die with the shock

Paddy Samurai

As posted previously............

Shagging Beyonce doggystyle , resting a minigun on her back shooting "attacking mad mullahs" while Salma Hayek is breast feeding me Jack daniels.

NegativeCreep

jar_of_coins wrote: »

Your username is really apt :eek:

Not the first time I've heard that on boards

PizzamanIRL

Don't know and don't really care to be honest.

Rigol

Educated guess ...cardio/brain thingy
I've passed out before/had a seizure due to medicine...long story...knew what was about to happen and just thought ....f.uck here we go.

but woke up in a+e

Ghandee

Suas11 wrote: »

Slow and agonizingly painful

You should go to the cinema and watch Ted so.

Max Power1

Surrounded by (and partaking in) an orgy of fat chicks :P

aaronjumper

I will be checking out in a glorious blaze of stupidity.

Funglegunk

I won't die. Longevity treatment will be plausible and affordable in my lifetime, after which I will download my conciousness into a golden robot not unlike Johnny 5 at the end of Short Circuit 2, except shaped liked a bipedal dolphin.

Conall Cernach

I'll probably drop dead in the street aged about 55 like one of my grandmothers. My other grandmother died at 73 of a dementia related illness and one grandfather died in his fifties of a stroke and the other at 71 of a very aggressive and painful cancer.

Both of my parents have heart trouble so I reckon I'm a goner.

Maximus Alexander

I'm actually pretty confident that my conciousness will still be around at the heat death of the universe. That's going to suck.

CruelCoin

Airplane crash,

yelling "Gory Glory, What a Helluva Way to Die" on the way down.

slum dog

Possibly in a nuclear holocaust along with the rest of the earths population. Our remains will be similar to those of pompay

dark crystal

In December this year along with the rest of the world, just as the Mayan's predicted.

Halfway through my bucket list already.