Woke up at 5am last night

Hank Scorpio

And it wasn't the people in the apartment playing music that did it

I sat up in the bed and felt something crawling inside, was sure it was a spider or a fly, so at that time on the night I was panicky and tried to get my tshirt off asap

The fecker stung my 2 times on both arms and then decided to disappear and I couldn't find him. I had to take everything off the bed so I could relax hoping he wasn't anywhere near me

About 20 minutes later I here buzz buzz again, and hes up on the window behind my head. Gladly I got a newspaper and smacked him, then flicked him 4 stories to his death

Fcuk you wasps, fcuk you

DEFTLEFTHAND

Open a bottle of alcohol and light up a tobacco flame, throw it down the hatch and stay up for the day.. It's Saturday man the Jewish day of rest....

J. Marston

nuxxx wrote: »

And it wasn't the people in the apartment playing music that did it

I sat up in the bed and felt something crawling inside, was sure it was a spider or a fly, so at that time on the night I was panicky and tried to get my tshirt off asap

The fecker stung my 2 times on both arms and then decided to disappear and I couldn't find him. I had to take everything off the bed so I could relax hoping he wasn't anywhere near me

About 20 minutes later I here buzz buzz again, and hes up on the window behind my head. Gladly I got a newspaper and smacked him, then flicked him 4 stories to his death

Fcuk you wasps, fcuk you

You sure 'bout that?

Hank Scorpio

J. Marston wrote: »

You sure 'bout that?

No, I'm still wincing here, all alone, all afraid...

Wompa1

Last Sunday I fell asleep at 5pm. My only day off for the week. I woke up at 1:30. Couldn't get back to sleep so ended up going into work at 3am.

2 nights later I was woken up by a Coyote howling outside my apartment at 3:40am. I hate having a restless sleep!

Ghandee

nuxxx wrote: »

And it wasn't the people in the apartment playing music that did it

I sat up in the bed and felt something crawling inside, was sure it was a spider or a fly, so at that time on the night I was panicky and tried to get my tshirt off asap

The fecker stung my 2 times on both arms and then decided to disappear and I couldn't find him. I had to take everything off the bed so I could relax hoping he wasn't anywhere near me

About 20 minutes later I here buzz buzz again, and hes up on the window behind my head. Gladly I got a newspaper and smacked him, then flicked him 4 stories to his death

Fcuk you wasps, fcuk you

You woke at 5am in the morning.

That is all.

holystungun9

Should probably still go to the doc cause you might be pregnant with wasp babies. They're like normal babies but with the head of a wasp and the mind of a baby. And they are yellow and black too (and some do get the wings as well, no stinger though so you're sound there).

keith16

holystungun9 wrote: »

Should probably still go to the doc cause you might be pregnant with wasp babies. They're like normal babies but with the head of a wasp and the mind of a baby. And they are yellow and black too (and some do get the wings as well, no stinger though so you're sound there).

Could have wasp AIDS too. Like normal AIDS, but with the mind of a wasp.

Aidric

I also woke at 5 this morning, needed a leak.

YouTookMyName

holystungun9 wrote: »

Should probably still go to the doc cause you might be pregnant with wasp babies. They're like normal babies but with the head of a wasp and the mind of a baby. And they are yellow and black too (and some do get the wings as well, no stinger though so you're sound there).

Do they keep it in a pram?

mfceiling

Wompa1 wrote: »

Last Sunday I fell asleep at 5pm. My only day off for the week. I woke up at 1:30. Couldn't get back to sleep so ended up going into work at 3am.

2 nights later I was woken up by a Coyote howling outside my apartment at 3:40am. I hate having a restless sleep!

That's the reason i moved away from ballymun

Pataman

holystungun9 wrote: »

Should probably still go to the doc cause you might be pregnant with wasp babies. They're like normal babies but with the head of a wasp and the mind of a baby. And they are yellow and black too (and some do get the wings as well, no stinger though so you're sound there).

No medical advice please :D:D

luckyfrank

nuxxx wrote: »

And it wasn't the people in the apartment playing music that did it

I sat up in the bed and felt something crawling inside, was sure it was a spider or a fly, so at that time on the night I was panicky and tried to get my tshirt off asap

The fecker stung my 2 times on both arms and then decided to disappear and I couldn't find him. I had to take everything off the bed so I could relax hoping he wasn't anywhere near me

About 20 minutes later I here buzz buzz again, and hes up on the window behind my head. Gladly I got a newspaper and smacked him, then flicked him 4 stories to his death

Fcuk you wasps, fcuk you

John coffee had a bad chest that night sure he doesnt live next door

YouTookMyName

YouTookMyName wrote: »

Do they keep it in a pram?

Nah they explode out of your stomach like the Alien films.

cruiser178

Woke up last night at 2.30 am with a seriously bad dose of the shíts, spent 20 mins on the bowl then back to bed. 10 mins later have to run to the en suite again for round 2, few mins later i stand up with a strange sence calming and comfort, anyway back to bed.

3.50 am my phone rings, its a mate of mine so i just hang up, he rings again, i hang up and this time switch my phone off. Didn't have much of a good night myself op.

woodoo

I remember having a running battle with a mosquito on my holidays a couple of years ago. Each time i was almost asleep i would hear it starting to buzz up near my face. I'm convinced he was waiting till i was asleep. I got up about 3 times trying to find him eventually i found him behind the headboard and killed him. The whole thing lasted about an hour. Hard to get to sleep then.

Mint Sauce

I didn't go to bed till 5am OP.

1ZRed

Better than dreaming there's snakes in your bed

Sindri

1ZRed wrote: »

Better than dreaming there's snakes in your bed

Trouser snakes?

TheFruitarian

Impossible.

PhlegmyMoses

Wasps are ****ing cúnts. Got my first wasp stings the other night. 5 to be exact, 3 of which are on my arse.

Was out playing ball with the 2 year old nephew in my mam's back garden when he ran over to the corner. I followed him over and picked him up and saw two wasps crawling on his back. Killed them with my hands like a boss when suddenly a rake of them came out.

Kept walking while they stung but the fifth was painful and I dropped the kid on the grass to try to take my top off where I got stung.

Cue me stripping off in the back garden as I get stung on my chest, my back and my ****ing arse with a child crying because I dropped him pretty hard on the ground. He now hates my guts.

Wasps; Nature's cúnt.

Alter-Ego