What would YOU do if you met your troll??

Wanderer2010

Just as a follow up to the case of the man who was tormented for years by a nasty troll who turned out to be a neighbours son, what would you personally do if you met a troll who was slagging you/your family etc and causing you upset with their threats and comments, and you could do whatever you liked with no fear of discovery? Would you go down the route of violence or appeal to their better nature?

eth0

"Good trollin' you done there, almost had me convinced you were'nt an actual troll for a while"

Carter P Fly

Said troll would go missing and never be seen again.

who the fug

your man did not meet a troll, please look up what troll means

efb

there'd to a troll with a sore hole

cloptrop

I would check his trolling see if he is thorough , chrck he washes his face every morning smell his hair.

I'd be a Billy Goat Gruff and tell him that there's an even bigger one coming next and they should wait for that one.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Initial reaction might be violent. However I'd prefer to engage in a deep discussion to try and ascertain why I'd been chosen to be their goat. Once I'd gotten sufficient answers I would begin to organise the particulars in seeing to their untimely demise. :pac:

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Build a bridge for him?

areyawell

I would shave his pubic hair and eat it.

Seaneh

I've met tons of bridge dwellers form Boards already.

Usually just had a pint with them.

Anyone who lets a troll bother them needs to harden the **** up*.

Internet, srs bsns.




*when they start sending **** to your house/following you/appearing where you are, then it's not trolling anymore, it's stalking.

Sir Pompous Righteousness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0cJBEMiN1c

Varied

Kick him in the face.

Pottler

I have my own Troll?? Cool. Is it like a sh1tty version of a guardian angel, where we all get one regardless?

Red Hand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9Nh84lfvW0

Seaneh

Seaneh wrote: »

I've met tons of bridge dwellers form Boards already.

Usually just had a pint with them.

Anyone who lets a troll bother them needs to harden the **** up*.

Internet, srs bsns.




*when they start sending **** to your house/following you/appearing where you are, then it's not trolling anymore, it's stalking.

Oh! Can I be your troll? Just for the next time I see you out 'n' about.

humanji

I'd realise it was me all along. Then I'd realise that it wasn't actually me, but aliens controlling my thoughts. Then I'd realise that the aliens weren't actually aliens, but a group of immortal Egyptian cultists who worship a cat god. Then I'd realise that it's not actually a cat god, but an estate agent named Kenneth.

Edit: And Kenneth is a dragon.








A film by M. Night Shyamalan.

Micky Dolenz

Depends on which troll it was.

Pottler

humanji wrote: »

I'd realise it was me all along. Then I'd realise that it wasn't actually me, but aliens controlling my thoughts. Then I'd realise that the aliens weren't actually aliens, but a group of immortal Egyptian cultists who worship a cat god. Then I'd realise that it's not actually a cat god, but an estate agent named Kenneth.








A film by M. Night Shyamalan.

Cool story Bruh, needs more dragons. Everyone loves Dragons.

Seaneh

Deleted User wrote: »

Oh! Can I be your troll? Just for the next time I see you out 'n' about.

The line man, dear lord, the line!

Don't make the change from troll to stalker!

pragmatic1

Nothing because ****e that anonymous internet people say doesn't bother me in the slightest. If people think trolling is bad then they're in for a shock in the real world.

Matt_Trakker

I'd write a blog post about it and get it one a few websites, I'd even push to try and get it on the Guardian, then after a few weeks of denying it was all made-up I'd cave into the guilt and admit I made the whole shebang up.

Then I'd write another blogpost about it and get that on some websites and maybe get to make an appearance on the late late or at least pat kenny's radio show all teary eyed and shaky-voiced explaining myself, then I'd write a book about it all, people would buy and I'd live off that money and milk my story for as long as I possibly could.

I imagine I'd eventually get onto things like celebrity big brother or celebrity bainisteor. Then to go out in a blaze of glory I'd car jack someone and shot myself in the head live on Fox News ...or TV3. My missus would prob write a book then and live off that so I'd be leaving her with a bit of a nest egg, so long as she was willing to put in the work like.

humanji

Pottler wrote: »

Cool story Bruh, needs more dragons. Everyone loves Dragons.

Done.

Seaneh

Seaneh wrote: »

The line man, dear lord, the line!

Don't make the change from troll to stalker!

Damnit. Good point. I probably shouldn't have mentioned the stalking part - I'm very new to this.

Pottler

humanji wrote: »

Done.

Too cool! Now you've got yourself a movie!:D Could call it "Troll story". Like Toy story, only more anonymous and waay sadder. Still starring glorified muppets though.