atm machine

cena

I hate when you go to an atm manchine and you can't take anything less than 20 euro out. Most of the time I only need ten euro for the milk etc from the shop.

Like tonight I go to the atm and I couldn't any less than 50euro out just to buy 2litres of milk.

MagicMarker

Get a visa debit card.

/thread

eth0

Buy a cow and only take out as many litres as you want (within reason)

Real Life

manchine

Elvis_Presley

thinly veiled i have 50€ thread.

Gbear

An automated teller machine manchine?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=manchine%20&defid=2368435

Scortho

ATMs in Trinity give tenners!:D

BBDBB

what about a person who sits behind a counter and will give you the exact amount of money out of your account that you ask for and maybe even smile at you while they do it.......I reckon it could catch on

Neewbie_noob

cena wrote: »

I hate when you go to an atm manchine and you can't take anything less than 20 euro out. Most of the time I only need ten euro for the milk etc from the shop.

Like tonight I go to the atm and I couldn't any less than 50euro out just to buy 2litres of milk.

AIB machines let you take out tenners, I am with AIB. When I use it in Ulster Bank machines or BOI you can only take out mutiples of 20 and 50

efb

get a used cup from the trash
sit outside begging
enough for milk
thank me later


(this machine is empty cos it was filled with tenners for povos ¬¬)

michellie

Get a lasercard you silly person !!!

Are they from AIB bank? What I hate about those ATM machines is that I find the LCD displays hard on the eyes, they should only be used for watchin DVD discs.

Richard Hillman

The ATMs inside TSB give tenners.

cena

I like the cash in my hand

foxy06

But if you use your laser card they say minimum €10 purchase and you buy crap you dont need to make up the difference. Assuming your not in a supermarket.

Scioch

Ya need a tenner for milk and can only get a 50. Tough times op, tough times.

Pottler

I love em, till they dump you with "You have insufficent funds for this transaction". And the feckin text stays up on the screen!!! For years!!! With the whole neighbourhod watching in the queue behind...Manners??? What's wrong with picking somthing benign, like "Sorry, you're too good looking for this ATM"???? Works well for nightclubs anyway.

Mint Sauce

I hate the smaller free standing ATMs which returns your card telling you that you can only requests amounts in muliples of X euro.

Why dont you just let me select a new amount rather than making me go through all those options again.

eth0

Scortho wrote: »

ATMs in Trinity give tenners!:D

Only because they never run out. Trinners heads only take out 50's for nights out and order everything they need like their iPhone, iPad, Macbook air and Mac Pro using their Dawd's credit card

3rdDegree

How do you people get out of bed in the mornings?

GoldFour4

I always get a mini heart attack when I ask for a tenner and it says this amount is not available

say_who_now?

Gbear wrote: »

An automated teller machine manchine?

Like it bloody matters, most people understand what the OP meant, even the few smart àrse pedants!

Can pedants be added to the next "don't be a dick" list along with people who constantly feel the need to correct other posters spelling and grammar?

Neewbie_noob

Whenever you go to one on a Saturday evening, more often than not, they are empty, and hence out of order. They shouldn't go out of order just because they are out of cash.

The machines can be used to do so much more than just withdraw money including but not limited to:

• Lodging cash on some highfautin ATMs abroad
• Checking Balance
• Ordering Mini Statement
• Ordering a Full statement
• Topping up the aul fón póca

efb

Deleted User wrote: »

Are they from AIB bank? What I hate about those ATM machines is that I find the LCD displays hard on the eyes, they should only be used for watchin DVD discs.

I like what you did there but its Banks not Bank in AIB 3/4

Where To

Throw all your loose change in a vodka bottle (empty). You can use this to buy milk and sweeties.:)

efb

Neewbie_noob wrote: »

Whenever you go to one on a Saturday evening, more often than not, they are empty, and hence out of order. They shouldn't go out of order just because they are out of cash.

The machines can be used to do so much more than just withdraw money including but not limited to:

• Lodging cash on some highfautin ATMs abroad
• Checking Balance
• Ordering Mini Statement
• Ordering a Full statement
• Topping up the aul fón póca

And how many of the transactions would be one of the above???

efb

efb wrote: »

I like what you did there but its Banks not Bank in AIB 3/4

*sniff*

well I tried I guess.

Gbear

say_who_now? wrote: »

Like it bloody matters, most people understand what the OP meant, even the few smart àrse pedants!

Can pedants be added to the next "don't be a dick" list along with people who constantly feel the need to correct other posters spelling and grammar

Ordinarily I wouldn't but a redundant acronym is far more serious.

Mint Sauce

3rdDegree wrote: »

How do you people get out of bed in the mornings?

Not for less then €50 anyway.

efb

Deleted User wrote: »

*sniff*

well I tried I guess.

75% is a B!

keep it up!

Neewbie_noob

efb wrote: »

And how many of the transactions would be one of the above???

I'd often want to check my balance before ordering food in the Chinese and realising my payment has been declined due to lack of funds :P

Ted_YNWA

You got €50, but only wanted €10.

I will be willing to do a swap with you OP ...

Daith

BBDBB wrote: »

what about a person who sits behind a counter and will give you the exact amount of money out of your account that you ask for and maybe even smile at you while they do it.......I reckon it could catch on

That's true. Unless you want to get money in the morning time/lunch time/after work and on a weekend.

cena

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

You got €50, but only wanted €10.

I will be willing to do a swap with you OP ...

No you are ok. i'll keep my money for myself

BBDBB

Daith wrote: »

That's true. Unless you want to get money in the morning time/lunch time/after work and on a weekend.

of course and that person would need a break around lunchtime so teh counter would shut

Pottler

cena wrote: »

No you are ok. i'll keep my money for myself

Stingey:D

cena

Pottler wrote: »

Stingey:D

Tell me about it. I'm so tight with the money.:p

the groutch

cena wrote: »

I hate when you go to an atm manchine and you can't take anything less than 20 euro out. Most of the time I only need ten euro for the milk etc from the shop.

Like tonight I go to the atm and I couldn't any less than 50euro out just to buy 2litres of milk.

firstworldproblems :rolleyes:

cena

the groutch wrote: »

firstworldproblems :rolleyes:

Not really a firstworldproblems more complaining

WindSock

Ahh flippit. The OP has edited the spelling mistake. I was ages thinking of something till Nenah Cherry's song popped into my head.

Manchine, look at the state we're i-in.