Why?

Tony Soprano.

Why is it, that I very often see a beautiful woman with an ugly (or very ordinary) guy?

But very rarely you'd see a very good looking guy with a minger.

Like, wtf?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Tony Soprano. wrote: »

Why is it, that I very often see a beautiful woman with an ugly (or very ordinary) guy?

But very rarely you'd see a very good looking guy with a minger.

Like, wtf?

He's got money. next.

AnonoBoy

Just be thankful dude.

Just be thankful.

This sort of thing gives us all hope.

darlett

Now I aint saying they is gold diggers, but they aint playing with no broke broke

Dave0301

I hope this doosey of a question doesn't keep you up at night!

Tony Soprano.

Dave0301 wrote: »

I hope this doosey of a question doesn't keep you up at night!

Why would it?

AnonoBoy

Tony Soprano. wrote: »

Why would it?

I dunno? [Cheap Masturbation Joke Goes Here]

Tombi!

Because unlike men, most women value a good personality.

Yes, I know it's hard to believe since they're all gold-digging bitches but it's true!

Chavways

Because she's a prostitute.

GavRedKing

Why not.

michellie

Tony Soprano. wrote: »

Why is it, that I very often see a beautiful woman with an ugly (or very ordinary) guy?

But very rarely you'd see a very good looking guy with a minger.

Like, wtf?

Well Tony unless your gay its normal for fellas not to think other men are attractive.

Ps. I've seen a variety of couples, feck it if they're happy leave them off

tonycascarino

Money

Tony Soprano.

GavRedKing wrote: »

Why not.

Because he's not attractive.

Tony Soprano.

michellie wrote: »

Well Tony unless your gay its normal for fellas not to think other men are attractive.

Ps. I've seen a variety of couples, feck it if they're happy leave them off

No Michelle, these are clearly not attractive guys.

Rayne Wooney

Have you not heard of that fat 35 year old who lived in his mothers basement in America who won 250 million on the Lotto, and that he just happened to find his true love the next day (a blonde playboy model)

Well what are the chances of that?


:pac:

Wee Willy Harris

How else do ya think most irishmen are supposed to win her heart... where else do ya think she'd feel like a trophy.

No way; nowhere. Why do you think we were known as such hard workers?!

.. n they hard work.

El Weirdo

michellie wrote: »

Well Tony unless your gay its normal for fellas not to think other men are attractive.

What complete bollocks.

tayto lover

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

AnonoBoy

michellie wrote: »

Well Tony unless your gay its normal for fellas not to think other men are attractive.

That's total bullsh*t.

I'm not gay but it's not hard to tell if a dude is handsome or not.

Wee Willy Harris

Adverts always portray this. Busy, bloated balding beuracrat just about has the time to plant a peck on his surprisingly attractive wife! It really is like that; here.

blacklilly

I regularly see really attractive men with very average partners, although looks/attractiveness is important, personality is more important when in a relationship imo

Tony Soprano.

El Weirdo wrote: »

What complete bollocks.

Yeah, I've no problem telling what men are attractive, without being attracted to them.

El Weirdo

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

Because unlike men, most women value a good personality.

Nearly missed this.

This is complete bollocks, also.

Tony Soprano.

blacklilly wrote: »

I regularly see really attractive men with very average partners, although looks/attractiveness is important, personality is more important when in a relationship imo

I don't. Always see beautiful women with very average looking guys though.

Dave0301

Tony Soprano. wrote: »

Why would it?

The "Like wtf?" made it seem like this was distressing you more than it ought to be!

Dave0301

El Weirdo wrote: »

Nearly missed this.

This is complete bollocks, also.

John Terry's wife must really love his personality so! :pac:

Pompey Magnus

I often see attractive men with below average women, usually though the man has a foreign look about him and the woman a distinctly Irish look and probably what is going on is exactly the same as when its hot woman with average guy...the unattractive half has got something that the attractive half wants.

Tony Soprano.

Dave0301 wrote: »

The "Like wtf?" made it seem like this was distressing you more than it ought to be!

No, no, I'm genuinely baffled by this phenomenon. Honestly. See it all the time.

say_who_now?

I don't know OP, but I ain't gonna question my wife's motives, she's fúcking ridiculously hot and goes like a hornby train in bed! (Woo woo! :pac:)

I must me one ugly as fùck bastid, but I'm one LUCKY ugly as fùck bastid!



And nature's balance is restored :pac:

Tony Soprano.

say_who_now? wrote: »

I don't know OP, but I ain't gonna question my wife's motives, she's fúcking ridiculously hot and goes like a hornby train in bed!

I must me one ugly as fùck bastid, but I'm one LUCKY ugly as fùck bastid!



And nature's balance is restored :pac:

LOL. It must be your sense of humor

AnonoBoy

Pompey Magnus wrote: »

I often see attractive men with below average women, usually though the man has a foreign look about him and the woman a distinctly Irish look and probably what is going on is exactly the same as when its hot woman with average guy...the unattractive half has got something that the attractive half wants.

The gene for alcoholism?

Jesus Shaves

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

Because unlike men, most women value a good personality.

Yes, I know it's hard to believe since they're all gold-digging bitches but it's true!

Bit sexist, no?

Tombi!

El Weirdo wrote: »

Nearly missed this.

This is complete bollocks, also.

Jesus Shaves wrote: »

Bit sexist, no?

Er, lads? It was sarcasm because of the whole "if he's ugly, she wants his money" thing

Wee Willy Harris

We're known to be settlers, I'll say that much.. settle for, in order to settle down albeit in a plush homestead!

say_who_now?

Jesus Shaves wrote: »

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

Because unlike men, most women value a good personality.

Yes, I know it's hard to believe since they're all gold-digging bitches but it's true!

Bit sexist, no?

Bit sexist? Bit communialist more like, from the poster that calls themselves "Jesus Shaves"? We can all take offence at silly shìt, and besides, we all know Mary Magdelene shaved Jesus after she was done washing his feet by biting the hair off his face because razors hadn't been invented yet! :rolleyes:

Quorum

Tony Soprano. wrote: »

Why is it, that I very often see a beautiful woman with an ugly (or very ordinary) guy?

But very rarely you'd see a very good looking guy with a minger.

Like, wtf?

Well, Tony, surely you'd be able to answer that one yourself. Money, power, charisma, blah blah blah. We women especially get wet for the blah blah blah.

Quorum

Pompey Magnus wrote: »

I often see attractive men with below average women, usually though the man has a foreign look about him and the woman a distinctly Irish look and probably what is going on is exactly the same as when its hot woman with average guy...the unattractive half has got something that the attractive half wants.

Love that in this post unattractiveness is intriniscally linked with Irishness.

suicide_circus

say_who_now? wrote: »

I don't know OP, but I ain't gonna question my wife's motives, she's fúcking ridiculously hot and goes like a hornby train in bed:

Round and round in circles very slowly?

say_who_now?

Quorum wrote: »

Pompey Magnus wrote: »

I often see attractive men with below average women, usually though the man has a foreign look about him and the woman a distinctly Irish look and probably what is going on is exactly the same as when its hot woman with average guy...the unattractive half has got something that the attractive half wants.

Love that in this post unattractiveness is intriniscally linked with Irishness.

Forgive them Quorum, for they know not what they talk about! :pac:




Damn you Jesus Shaves, you've got me coming over all religious all of a sudden, just lucky I realised it in the "nick" of time!

*badum tish* :pac:

Tombi!

suicide_circus wrote: »

Round and round in circles very slowly?

She comes early with men on her, then leaves before he gets there after work :pac:

say_who_now?

suicide_circus wrote: »

Round and round in circles very slowly?

That's called a a blow job!

You clearly haven't owned a hornby train set since you were a kid, nowadays they run on electricity and can go like the clappers, the french metro can do 300kph! No longer just sucking diesel now! :pac:

say_who_now?

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

suicide_circus wrote: »

Round and round in circles very slowly?

She comes early with men on her, then leaves before he gets there after work :pac:

I'm not complaining BD, she's more reliable than Virgin Rail anyway!

Rigol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj-9lSEBBm0

~ 55sec

--Kaiser--

suicide_circus wrote: »

Round and round in circles very slowly?

Gotta be the funniest response to a post I've ever heard

say_who_now?

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

suicide_circus wrote: »

Round and round in circles very slowly?

Gotta be the funniest response to a post I've ever heard

It's close, but for me, I don't think this will ever be beaten-

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055249267

Jesus Shaves

say_who_now? wrote: »

Bit sexist? Bit communialist more like, from the poster that calls themselves "Jesus Shaves"? We can all take offence at silly shìt, and besides, we all know Mary Magdelene shaved Jesus after she was done washing his feet by biting the hair off his face because razors hadn't been invented yet! :rolleyes:

What the hell are you on about about? Back in your box.

say_who_now?

Jesus Shaves wrote: »

What the hell are you on about about? Back in your box.

Well! :mad:

Fine so! Right after I'm done shaving! :pac:

Napper Hawkins

Make some ****ing money so and stop whinging. Do you actually want a fit bird who just wants you for your money?

That's fun while it lasts but expect it to get ****ing boring fairly quickly when you realise that you and the shallow idiot have nothing to say to each other. She'll also drop you the second the cash dries up.

There are plenty of deadly looking, sound, intelligent women out there who don't give a toss about how much you earn. The key is to lose the defeatist attitude and stop assuming the world or women owe you a damn thing.

That's not necessarily directed at the op either.

Jesus Shaves

say_who_now? wrote: »

Well! :mad:

Fine so! Right after I'm done shaving! :pac:

Cheers mary

say_who_now?

Jesus Shaves wrote: »

say_who_now? wrote: »

Well! :mad:

Fine so! Right after I'm done shaving! :pac:

Cheers mary

Jesus as your mother I'm telling you now its way past your bedtime, go to bed!

You have to be up early to go see your Dad in the morning!