Trying to become a gangster.

Sobanek · 22-09-2012 5:31pm #1

Greetings, fellow boards users.

I'm currently in my first year in college, and honestly tired of not being able to have coffee at Starbucks twice a day!!

I've decided to become a small-time gangster.

Do you have any tips for me? Mind you, I must attend all my lectures!

What jobs should I do?
What car should I drive?
What clothes should I wear?

All tips will be rewarded with a "thanks".

I'm fluent in Spanish and Polish, so I would have no problems importing drugs from Venezuela or bringing car thieves from Poland.

ScumLord · 22-09-2012 5:33pm

Sobanek wrote: »

What jobs should I do?

None, just stab someone every now and then. To become top gangster you have to go to prison for extended periods of time. They do college in prison now though.

What car should I drive?

Somebody else's.

What clothes should I wear?

Clothes will be provided for you in prison.

TeddyTedson · 22-09-2012 5:34pm

Join FF

louthguy25 · 22-09-2012 5:36pm

Try growing up first and copping on

1ZRed · 22-09-2012 5:37pm

You want to be a gangster because you can't get coffee at Starbucks twice a day? Hmmm if I ever went down that path it'd be for money, drink, cars and sex.

Not coffee though.

Edit: When's the next bus back to D4?

Sobanek · 22-09-2012 5:37pm

louthguy25 wrote: »

Try growing up first and copping on

Is 5' 7" not enough?

PogMoThoin · 22-09-2012 5:39pm

Is there fields nearby, you're going to need a horses head to get a war started

stoneill · 22-09-2012 5:39pm

You deffo wanna Zoot Suit with a hide brim hat and about 6 feet of pocket chain.

Icarus Wings · 22-09-2012 5:40pm

This guy won't lead you too far wrong.

Duckworth_Luas · 22-09-2012 5:41pm

Sobanek wrote: »

Is 5' 7" not enough?

I think the Lollipop Guild made a recommendation to the mayor of Munchkinland to ban all gangsters, so no!

TeddyTedson · 22-09-2012 5:41pm

Sobanek wrote: »

Is 5' 7" not enough?

Well 6"5 is the average but that's a mean average I believe.
I'm above median and mean average thank god.

TheMilkyPirate · 22-09-2012 5:42pm

louthguy25 wrote: »

Try growing up first and copping on

Wooooossshhhhh!!

Talib Fiasco · 22-09-2012 5:44pm

I think you don't understand this whole college thing... You're supposed to give up things like wasting money on coffee daily so you have an adequate amount of money for drink money on tuesday and thursday nights... That's the foundations of a hustler which will slowly lead to a full time cool *ss gangsta b*tch.

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 22-09-2012 5:44pm

baraca wrote: »

Wooooossshhhhh!!

Double Woooooossshhhhh!!! for you buddy

22-09-2012 5:45pm

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Well 6"5 is the average but that's a mean average I believe.
.

That is pretty mean. A nicer average would be around 6' I guess.

1ZRed · 22-09-2012 5:46pm

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Well 6"5 is the average but that's a mean average I believe.
I'm above median and mean average thank god.

What does dick size have to do with anything?

Rayne Wooney · 22-09-2012 5:46pm

Sobanek wrote: »

honestly tired of not being able to have coffee at Starbucks twice a day!!

Too posh for McDonalds coffee twice a day?

FloatingVoter · 22-09-2012 5:47pm

....find a gang that will have you. May you RIP.

Sobanek · 22-09-2012 5:47pm

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

Too posh for McDonalds coffee twice a day?

Starbucks cup looks cooler when you walk around with it in college. Even if it's empty!

3ndahalfof6 · 22-09-2012 5:50pm

off your best friend, then your dog, make sure you video it and post it on u tube, Facebook,

get your uncle to go down for it, you will never have to pay for anything again,

im full of shiit.

pickarooney · 22-09-2012 5:51pm

Do what this guy did.

Sobanek · 22-09-2012 5:53pm

In the meantime, off to buy a Lotto ticket. With 5.5 million I could afford Starbucks coffee even 3 times a day!

(And have a heart attack a week later)

Rayne Wooney · 22-09-2012 5:53pm

Sobanek wrote: »

Starbucks cup looks cooler when you walk around with it in college. Even if it's empty!

Well if by "cooler" you really mean "more knobhėad-ish" you're spot on

3ndahalfof6 · 22-09-2012 5:56pm

Sobanek wrote: »

In the meantime, off to buy a Lotto ticket. With 5.5 million I could afford Starbucks coffee even 3 times a day!

(And have a heart attack a week later)

keep looking over your shoulder, the udder new gangstas know who you is now.

Gauss · 22-09-2012 5:57pm

Sobanek wrote: »

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

Too posh for McDonalds coffee twice a day?

Starbucks cup looks cooler when you walk around with it in college. Even if it's empty!

Keep the cup and pour your McDonald's coffee into it.

charlemont · 22-09-2012 5:57pm

Sobanek wrote: »

Greetings, fellow boards users.

I'm currently in my first year in college, and honestly tired of not being able to have coffee at Starbucks twice a day!!

I've decided to become a small-time gangster.

Do you have any tips for me? Mind you, I must attend all my lectures!

What jobs should I do?
What car should I drive?
What clothes should I wear?

All tips will be rewarded with a "thanks".

I'm fluent in Spanish and Polish, so I would have no problems importing drugs from Venezuela or bringing car thieves from Poland.

Start dealing to the other students, Get them badly addicted to Meth which you can make yourself with the help of the chemistry students, Then spread your operation to other colleges, The benefit of this is that the addicted students will be in no fit state to attend lectures or do well in their exams so you will come out tops, Full marks, And a top student won't be suspected of dealing !! :pac:

You should drive a Subaru Impreza, Get plenty of muscle tops and tracksuit bottoms for the day time, And some flashy clothes for clubbing. Dress like a boss !!

We already have enough Polish car thieves as it is but importing drugs from Venezuela is a good plan.

22-09-2012 5:57pm

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

keep looking over your shoulder, the udder new gangstas know who you is now.

COWS WITH GUNS

3ndahalfof6 · 22-09-2012 6:00pm

bluewolf wrote: »

COWS WITH GUNS

yea, them bitches is dangarous.

Rayne Wooney · 22-09-2012 6:02pm

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

yea, them bitches is dangarous.

Fo' real?

3ndahalfof6 · 22-09-2012 6:05pm

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

Fo' real?

French, it is, fuddamudda.

Zebra3 · 22-09-2012 6:38pm

OP,

You'll need a nickname to put your brand about in the Herald and the Sunday World.

The Gimp?

Sobanek · 22-09-2012 6:39pm

Am I doing this right? I just stole a jap car. Although it is a 1998 Avensis 1.6.

Zebra3 wrote: »

OP,

You'll need a nickname to put your brand about in the Herald and the Sunday World.

The Gimp?

I was thinking about "Haizenburg"

charlemont · 22-09-2012 6:43pm

Sobanek wrote: »

Am I doing this right? I just stole a jap car. Although it is a 1998 Avensis 1.6.

I was thinking about "Haizenburg"

Paul Williams might just call you 'The Student'.

Pottler · 22-09-2012 6:49pm

Walk into Starbucks, threaten them with bad things to come if they don't give you coffee, now. If they laugh and feck you out onto the pavement, you're not cut out for the life. It's a simple aptitude test. Go take it.(post back what happens, for, err, research purposes)

mikemac1 · 22-09-2012 6:51pm

You need to be ridin two sisters and bizarrely they will be happy with this arrangement.

They'll even live together with you

Biggins · 22-09-2012 6:51pm

Sobanek wrote: »

Trying to become a gangster.

Public or private sector?

Pottler · 22-09-2012 6:54pm

Biggins wrote: »

Public or private sector?

Gangster he said, gangster. That's private. If he said "total gangster" that'd be public. "utter, total, feckin" would suggest the Dail.

woodoo · 22-09-2012 7:31pm

You need to be a little unhinged and be accusing people of disrespecting you at the smallest perceived slight. Even if you are an unemployed waster you have to think you deserve an enormous amount of respect.

Biggins · 22-09-2012 8:26pm

Pottler wrote: »

Gangster he said, gangster. That's private. If he said "total gangster" that'd be public. "utter, total, feckin" would suggest the Dail.

True! :pac:

Trying to become a gangster.

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