Lads I just won the Lotto

Sin City

The Bank of Nigeria are issuing me a transfer tomorrow

YOUR WINNING FUND($300,000,00.) WILL BE TRANSFER TOMORROW TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

I must be very lucky as I have never entered that Lotto, still great news


Drinks are on me

Fritzl Funderland

will ya rest it in my account?

admiralofthefleet

mines a guinness

summerskin

hilarious...

Sin City

Not only that but I aslo have dying people willing me money

Business propsals where I only have to invest a small amount to make millions

and I have compensation due to me


All from Nigeria


Wow I am sooooooooooooo lucky


(Is there any way to get this spam to stop?)

Fromthetrees

Yeah, great, that's right, well done, hurray, wow.

gobnaitolunacy

You need to send me a little good faith money so the winnings can be released into your account.

MrStuffins

Congratulations on finally discovering email!

summerskin

Sin City wrote: »

Not only that but I aslo have dying people willing me money

Business propsals where I only have to invest a small amount to make millions

and I have compensation due to me


All from Nigeria


Wow I am sooooooooooooo lucky


(Is there any way to get this spam to stop?)

New to the internet, are we?

Ristiano Conaldo

Sin City wrote: »

(Is there any way to get this spam to stop?)

Give them your bank account details and I'm positive you'll never hear from them again.

Sin City

summerskin wrote: »

New to the internet, are we?

you too?

ejmaztec

If I had a Euro for every one of those emails that they've sent me, I'd have more money than the Bank of Nigeria, and I'd be an honorary Nigerian prince.

Sin City

ejmaztec wrote: »

If I had a Euro for every one of those emails that they've sent me, I'd have more money than the Bank of Nigeria, and I'd be an honorary Nigerian prince.

Any money its not the Nigerian scammers but Phil Hogan and MicheaL Noonan trying to get a few quid for Merkal

smcelhinney

Thread has been done to death.


Which is incidentally what might happen should you provide any personal details to the sender of that email.

Neewbie_noob

Gee Bag

ejmaztec wrote: »

If I had a Euro for every one of those emails that they've sent me, I'd have more money than the Bank of Nigeria, and I'd be an honorary Nigerian prince.

Thats a hollow place to be, they usually seem to die a lonely death following complicated inheritance issues.

ejmaztec

smcelhinney wrote: »

Thread has been done to death.


Which is incidentally what might happen should you provide any personal details to the sender of that email.

It would be ironic if you ignored it and the "Secret Millionaire" gave it to someone else.:(


this of course is complete bollocks

Son Of A Vidic

MrStuffins wrote: »

Congratulations on finally discovering email!

Or being stupid enough to open it.

MrStuffins

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Or being stupid enough to open it.

Maybe he won the Lotto by being a website's 1 millionth visitor and clicking on the flashing banner to claim his prize!

ballsymchugh

MrStuffins wrote: »

Congratulations on finally discovering email!

i got a typed and signed letter like that a few months ago. a cousin of mine who's first name was anderson died hiking in the himalayas. i was his only surviving relative. the rest of my family weren't too impressed.

JohnMarston

Some people have all the luck...

Menas

You have to be really careful though.

The Euro rate versus the Nigerian naira sucks at the moment.

Sin City

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Or being stupid enough to open it.

MrStuffins wrote: »

Maybe he won the Lotto by being a website's 1 millionth visitor and clicking on the flashing banner to claim his prize!

Some friends ye are

No free drinks for ye then

blue note

You're so lucky. All I ever win are ipads and iPhones.

ejmaztec

I remember getting one of those re the late Charles Haughey a few years ago, but ignored it as I'm a bit choosy about where my inheritances come from.

cursai

Lads I've been doing this for years. Have given my account details numerous times. Im minted with money stuffing my pillows.
These great guys from Nigerians just can't understand why people aren't taken them up on their offers more often.
Just take a chance. Im telling ya!

Sin City

cursai wrote: »

Lads I've been doing this for years. Have given my account details numerous times. Im minted with money stuffing my pillows.
These great guys from Nigerians just can't understand why people aren't taken them up on their offers more often.
Just take a chance. Im telling ya!

Rented Mule

Those Nigerians .....a great bunch of lads !!

El Weirdo

smcelhinney wrote: »

Thread has been done to death.

No really, it has.

Locked before someone mentions 419eater.com.