What World Record Could You Break...

Talib Fiasco

So yeah what record out there do you think you could break? Or maybe a completely new one...a legit one now may I add...

I've always wanted to break a world record in something... I'd actually fancy myself at beating the 33 seconds for drinking a bottle of tomato ketchup... yeah I picked that one of all of them out there! Don't ask...

How about you?

I could break the wan for aytin choclit

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Least f.ucks given id say

Lawrence1895

I'm very fast eating cheesecake

Seedy Arling

Most septic arse after a feed of drink.

shopaholic01

Length of time spent procrastinating.

mr kr0nik

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Length if time spent procrastinating.

I thought of that ages ago... I'm only writing it down now.

NegativeCreep

Most ejaculatory male orgasms in an hour is 16. Reckon I'd be able to beat it and if not, I'd have fun trying

Fritzl Funderland

the longest shag

My name is URL

benwavner wrote: »

Least f.ucks given id say

I'd challenge you to a duel but what's the use

The Snipe

I was thinking of setting a record for most flavours in a single milkshake, but its really just too awkward to do.

risteard7

longest unemployed

usernamegoes

Most amount of people juggling in the same place.

Kylo Ren

Worst attempt of a world record.

666irishguy

Most politicians and bankers executed in a minute.

mr kr0nik

Keno 92 wrote: »

Worst attempt of a world record.

Yeah but this thread would win it which means its probably the best attempt at one. that is what we call a paradox.

I'm going back to my ladybird book now.

FionnK86

World's Oldest Virgin...:(

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/619/Untitled-1.jpg

mr kr0nik

FionnK86 wrote: »

World's Oldest Virgin...:(

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/619/Untitled-1.jpg

Yeah definitely looks like a virgon. Is that something in Star Trek?

Damm you and your quick and accurate editing.

Talib Fiasco

FionnK86 wrote: »

World's Oldest Virgin...:(

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/619/Untitled-1.jpg

Even if you wanted to I don't think it's possible for an irish person based on the fact the current one is over 100 years old...ah well shag away!

mr kr0nik

In all seriousness, since its AH, I think the largest flashmob of people carring tins of condensed Milk.

mr kr0nik

TheComeUp wrote: »

Even if you wanted to I don't think it's possible for an irish person based on the fact the current one is over 100 years old...ah well shag away!

How old was Peig, although thinking about it, she had loads of kids. A right goer..

Wibbs

Talking, or should that be bullshítting?

holystungun9

Fritzl Funderland wrote: »

the longest shag

You clearly aren't familiar with Colin the Carpet King (Texas).

Talib Fiasco

mr kr0nik wrote: »

How old was Peig, although thinking about it, she had loads of kids. A right goer..

It's all good... I heard from a seanchai that they were test tube babies..

Talib Fiasco

Wibbs wrote: »

Talking, or should that be bullshítting?

Two records in one.... GENIUS

M cebee

pissing the bed consecutive nights

mr kr0nik

Wibbs wrote: »

Talking, or should that be bullshítting?

You'll have to pry that record from my cold dead hands...

FionnK86

TheComeUp wrote: »

Even if you wanted to I don't think it's possible for an irish person based on the fact the current one is over 100 years old...ah well shag away!

Always got to ruin a mans dream:D

keith16

Why did Guinness get to be the de facto governing body of world records anyway? I don't recognise their authority in this regard, therefore, I have just broken the world record for typing speed in this post. A staggering 12 wpm. Beat that, "world".

Talib Fiasco

FionnK86 wrote: »

Always got to ruin a mans dream:D

Keep your head held high....hehehehehehe

mr kr0nik

keith16 wrote: »

Why did Guinness get to be the de facto governing body of world records anyway? I don't recognise their authority in this regard, therefore, I have just broken the world record for typing speed in this post. A staggering 12 wpm. Beat that, "world".

Sorry the bolded item is clearly an acronym and is cheating under the Guinness Book of Record rules.

This record cannot stand.

Arthur

MJ23

Crisp eating.

FionnK86

TheComeUp wrote: »

Even if you wanted to I don't think it's possible for an irish person based on the fact the current one is over 100 years old...ah well shag away!

You know there's that one old guy who's reached 112 going for the record, and for his birthday, gets drunk, pops a load of viagra, and finds out whats hes been missing for the last 100 or so years, and dies the next day, and isnt it ironic...dont you think...its like rain:D

mr kr0nik

FionnK86 wrote: »

You know there's that one old guy who's reached 112 going for the record, and for his birthday, gets drunk, pops a load of viagra, and finds out whats hes been missing for the last 100 or so years, and dies the next day, and isnt it ironic...dont you think...its like rain:D

Nah thats just bad luck. Irony is rain on your wedding day when you are a meteorologist.

FionnK86

Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin...didn't understand the gravity of his actions:D

mr kr0nik

FionnK86 wrote: »

Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin...didn't understand the gravity of his actions:D

Einstein tried it on with the relatives but didn't get anywhere

(bad I know)

holystungun9

There was a time when any plumber, plasterer or spark would break the record for eating breakfast rolls (all while pricing a job and picking up the boys).