Contemplating in the shower/toilet

MaxSteele

You often hear people saying how they lose track of time deep in thought when having a shower. I myself lose track of time simply day dreaming on the bowl well after stocking the lake with brown trout.

So AH, do you often find yourself deep in thought during a shower or sitting on the bowl ?

FloatingVoter

Toilet - not so much.
Nice deep warm bath - yeah, that's when I have my deep thoughts. Only some are x-rated.

sebastianlieken

I tend to assess and take stock of my life when i'm in the shower. Common thoughts include "the fcuk am i doing with my life?"

mikom

"Who does No. 2 work for?"

Real Life

i often come up with new songs in the shower and think this is great i need to write this down but then by the time im finished i forget it all.

Lima Golf

I decide what I'm going to wear that day while in the shower
Sitting on the loo, I normally check fb on my phone

Not a big thinker in either place!

Hersheys

Real Life wrote: »

i often come up with new songs in the shower and think this is great i need to write this down but then by the time im finished i forget it all.

I'm the same - when it comes to writing project proposals or whatever for work I get all these great ideas, and then I get out of the shower and BAM gone.

Funglegunk

I get all my singing done in the shower. I also wash myself.

Chuck Stone

Solitaire, Bubble Bubble, Tetris on the bog

Sing 'I'm a messenger boy bringing my love to you' in a really effeminate Cork accent in the shower.

(It's the only line I know so I just repeat until finished).

3ndahalfof6

I do while sitting on the bowl, but I pick the perfect one, it gives way after 7 minutes, cutting the arse of me, pulling me out of my trance and allowing me to practice my sewing skills.

reap-a-rat

I do think a lot in the shower, but I think more or get great ideas/random thoughts whilst brushing my teeth. Really gets me in the zone.

3ndahalfof6

reap-a-rat wrote: »

I do think a lot in the shower, but I think more or get great ideas/random thoughts whilst brushing my teeth. Really gets me in the zone.

Why do you brush your teeth, they regrow.

Fromthetrees

A fellow I know sends a picture of himself to a random number when on the throne with a big retarded smile on his face, to say he's not the full bob would be accurate.

Culleeo

I contemplate while lying on the couch listening to music. While in the shower, I fap, pee and then wash myself.

splendid101

I often spend more than 30 minutes taking a dump.

I don't do a huge amount of contemplation though. Mostly I read rubbish online.

1ZRed

All my shower contemplations seem to lead to happy places. Even if I have to get there myself :pac:

kfallon

Tend to get more Religious when on the 'pot' - "Oh dear God let this suffering pass, release that demon from the depths of my bowels please!!"

GTDolanator

I also spend more than average time on the loo.At least 20 mins in the morning great place to wake up

jamezy

Hahaha, I am glad i am not the only one who does his best thinking on the toilet. Its kind of weird that **** and ideas flow in some symbiotic way, at least for me.

Saying that, there is nothing like a bit of splash back to break a train of thought...

Where To

Be careful daydreaming folks, you can easily lose the run of yourself. I once shat in the shower and washed my Willy in the toilet bowl.

dodderangler

Am I the only who seen the thread title and thought it was bout havin a shower and whether to get out to have a piss or do it in the shower?