Random gift of free beer

wicklowwonder

I was away for the weekend with the bird, only arrived back to my apartment at around 7pm this evening to find a box of 15 bottles of Heineken outside my door. There are only 8 apartments in our building only one other on my floor which is empty as far as I know. Not sure who or why anyone dropped a box of beer at my door, no note, no nothing. After hours, you guys got any ideas?

Shryke

Drink it or don't. But drink it.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Yeah, dont drink it, unless you love the taste of Rohipnol and like the feeling of a swollen anus.

wicklowwonder

benwavner wrote: »

Yeah, dont drink it, unless you love the taste of Rohipnol and like the feeling of a swollen anus.

I checked the bottles and they are not recapped as far as I can tell

AnonoBoy

wicklowwonder wrote: »

I checked the bottles and they are not recapped as far as I can tell

Yeah - and a bottle capper is impossible to buy these days. :cool:

mikemac1

Call over to me OP

I'll test all 15 bottles for ya, no charge

Praetorian Saighdiuir

wicklowwonder wrote: »

I checked the bottles and they are not recapped as far as I can tell

Ah you will be grand, get em into ya!

candy-gal1

Skittle brew time methinks

some random drunk

I'll test them for ya!

Your story reminds me of the time I found a few cans of budweiser on my doorstep one morning with no explanation. Never found out where they came from. I drank them and they were perfectly fine, except for the fact that they tasted like budweiser.

oppenheimer1

Be careful OP, your story reminds me of this: http://alisonoriordan.com/snow-left-at-doors-to-entice-a-new-breed-of-addicts/

You have been warned!

Micky Dolenz

Drink them, can't you hear them screaming to you?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

oppenheimer1 wrote: »

Be careful OP, your story reminds me of this: http://alisonoriordan.com/snow-left-at-doors-to-entice-a-new-breed-of-addicts/

You have been warned!

Whats this now, the new "Rick Roll" fad is back????

Feckin Alison O Riordan, fool me once oppenheimer1..........fool me once

Alter-Ego

Do bottles of beer come in 15-packs?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Alter-Ego wrote: »

Do bottles of beer come in 15-packs?

Only "gay gift" ones.

dxhound2005

Friend of mine got a gift of a bottle of whiskey at work one Christmas. Visited several pubs on the way home and being in a slightly forgetful state left the bottle sitting at the door when he was searching for his keys to get in. The bottle was gone the next morning. A few days later he met the milkman who thanked him profusely for leaving such a generous gift.

chillywilly

Filled with piss i reckon.

Better taste one just to be sure.

wicklowwonder

Alter-Ego wrote: »

Do bottles of beer come in 15-packs?

I guess it was left overs from a 24 pack or something as they where in a wine or spirit box. I thought maybe the floor below me had a party or something and threw them up for the mouse but I have expected a letter. As I said I wasn't here at the weekend so my theory may be wrong.

iamstop

Put them on a wall and make up some sort of song as they accidentally fall.

DEFTLEFTHAND

I remember watching a crime documentary about a case years ago in America involving Thallium poisoning. The perpetrator had adminstered the poison into coca cola bottles and left the box on the victims doorstep which he and his family duly consumed.

Not to frighten you or anything but hearing crazy sh1t like that would put me off chancing it..:pac:

minidazzler

oppenheimer1 wrote: »

Be careful OP, your story reminds me of this: http://alisonoriordan.com/snow-left-at-doors-to-entice-a-new-breed-of-addicts/

You have been warned!

"Independant Freelance Journalist" - Unemployed Blogger...

Drink it OP. I'd say someone in the building had a party and that's an "apology"

wicklowwonder

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I remember watching a crime documentary about a case years ago in America involving Thallium poisoning. The perpetrator had adminstered the poison into coca cola bottles and left the box on the victims doorstep which he and his family duly consumed.

Not to frighten you or anything but hearing crazy sh1t like that would put me off chancing it..:pac:

That would worry if my door was on the street but my building is fairly secure so culprits would be caught via CCTV or whoever let them in etc. once Thallium doesn't ruin the taste I won't be too worried.

Irish Halo

wicklowwonder wrote: »

15 bottles of Heineken

wicklowwonder wrote: »

ruin the taste

You're talking about Heineken right? Taste ...

I don't usually bring my pets on holiday I have to say

sebastianlieken

I'd say the neigbours probably had a party or a bit of a domestic and this is there way of appologising for the noise.

CruelCoin

Is there a logical answer which doesn't contain the words "drink it"?

Riddle101

I don't usually get 15 bottles of free drink, but if I did.......... i'd drink them.

Ush1

The top of each bottle may have been rubbed around an anus therefore rendering the beer bad tasting.

Jaxxy

Don't look a giftbeer in the horse!

wicklowwonder

Drank them last night and ended up locked in Coppers. Lived to tell the tale!

mauzo

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I remember watching a crime documentary about a case years ago in America involving Thallium poisoning. The perpetrator had adminstered the poison into coca cola bottles and left the box on the victims doorstep which he and his family duly consumed.

Not to frighten you or anything but hearing crazy sh1t like that would put me off chancing it..:pac:

I saw that too!!!!!! Mad sh*t altogether.

Id still drink the beer though! Id love a beer right now

Pottler

That was the "phantom" - his MO is to drop off a load of beer at his chosen victims door. Then he returns when you are asleep and harvests your organs, rapes your bird and steals your TV. Heineken don't do nutters, but if they did.... might not be heineken, but all the rest is probably factual.....possibly...