The TV Show Pitch

ArtSmart

me: ok, right, lemme see...ok..I got it - 'two girls in a car. driving'. whatchathink?


Exec: Brilliant. Brilliant!!!











(this is more an aH than a TV forum, but move if you deem otherwise)

frozenfrozen

cheap to produce and people will still watch it. blame people for consuming it

IM0

ArtSmart wrote: »

me: ok, right, lemme see...ok..I got it - 'two girls in a car. driving'. whatchathink?


Exec: Brilliant. Brilliant!!!











(this is more an aH than a TV forum, but move if you deem otherwise)

was hoping you wouldnt mention a cup, phew..

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ArtSmart wrote: »

(this is more an aH than a TV forum, but move if you deem otherwise)

I deem otherwise and I'm not going anywhere. :mad:

FloatingVoter

ArtSmart wrote: »

me: ok, right, lemme see...ok..I got it - 'two girls in a car. driving'. whatchathink?

GIRL_1: Kinda hot in here.

GIRL_2: Yeah, lets get naked.

....better minds than me can continue.

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FloatingVoter wrote: »

GIRL_1: Kinda hot in here.

GIRL_2: Yeah, lets get naked.

....better minds than me can continue.

They touch each other for a few minutes, quickly realising that the idea of breaking a perceived sexual taboo like experimental homosexuality is more of a turn on than the act itself.

They both stop without finishing and awkwardly get back to their seats, never again making eye contact.

They arrive at their destination and carry on living their lives.

Their moments alone are awkward and thick with embarrassed tension.

Their friendship is irreparably broken, they soon lose contact with each other.

They tell their husbands and fellow housewives years later that they experimented with lesbianism in their youth to seem interesting and edgy.

They neglect to say that they really thought it was weird and icky.

They'd rather just kind of forget about it, to be honest.

ArtSmart

I can imagine the meeting.

Exec: Ok, excellent resume. 4 year film studies, one year post grad, four internships. Very good. Ok, so let's have the pitch.


I know arts qualifications are laughed at, but i would have hoped an industry specific qualification would be more relevant.

but no.

twas a case of putting words into a hat and pulling them out for this. as above said, thankfully it was car and not cup....

ArtSmart

Reece Wrong Interrogator wrote: »

They touch each other for a few minutes, quickly realising that the idea of breaking a perceived sexual taboo like experimental homosexuality is more of a turn on than the act itself.

They both stop without finishing and awkwardly get back to their seats, never again making eye contact.

They arrive at their destination and carry on living their lives.

Their moments alone are awkward and thick with embarrassed tension.

Their friendship is irreparably broken, they soon lose contact with each other.

They tell their husbands and fellow housewives years later that they experimented with lesbianism in their youth to seem interesting and edgy.

They neglect to say that they really thought it was weird and icky.

They'd rather just kind of forget about it, to be honest.

Exec: Hmmm. You're off the drama team. I'm putting you on the documentary team, or possibility the reality tv crew...

HerrScheisse

The best stuff never made mainstream TV. Especially the cup stuff.