Soup - Drink it or Eat it?

GoGetter

Let's settle this once and for all, do you drink soup or do you eat soup?

If we assume that all liquids must be consumed by drinking, then the following experiment may put this age old question to bed:

You're going through airport security with a bottle of soup in your bag, you are searched and the security officers do one of the following:

A. Since it's a liquid, they confiscate it, and from the assumption above, it is therefore drank, not eaten.

Or

B. Since it's a food, they let you keep it, meaning that it is to be eaten.

Discuss.

Bipolar Joe

Does it have bits in it, like large lumps if carrot, so on? Or is the smoother variety?

TAlderson

You fail to differentiate between the liquid in the soup and the solids floating in that liquid. You don't necessarily eat the broth, but you do eat the chicken and the noodles in chicken noodle soup.

-Tyler

Mickey H

Eat it.

Bipolar Joe

Why was this moved here?

Mickey H

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Why was this moved here?

Politics, Brown Envelopes & Red Tape. The usual.

Sarky

I thought soup was used as lube? Eating or drinking it just sounds nasty.

GoGetter

Let's say the officer doesn't know the type of soup or whether it has chunks in it or not, (its in a flask, say) to him it's just "soup".

Princess Peach

I bathe in it so it seeps right into my skin. Better for digestion that way.

Sarky

GoGetter wrote: »

Let's say the officer doesn't know the type of soup or whether it has chunks in it or not, (its in a flask, say) to him it's just "soup".

If you want a cavity search you can just ask them. They're very helpful like that, no need to faff about with soup.

Star Lord

I had a cavity search before. Dropped me last malteaser and it went down between the sofa cushions. When I finally found it, it was covered in fluff, and tasted a bit dodgy, but damnit, I won't be beaten by a couch, and I had to teach the malteaser a lesson.

GoGetter

Yknw what they say candy today is cavities tomorrow!

southcentralts

Obvious really, you put in a fuse and light it.

Princess Peach

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

I had a cavity search before. Dropped me last malteaser and it went down between the sofa cushions. When I finally found it, it was covered in fluff, and tasted a bit dodgy, but damnit, I won't be beaten by a couch, and I had to teach the malteaser a lesson.

I once taught a Minstrel math.

Different chocolate and different lesson though

uch

If it's vegatable soup, you're in the right place, if there's croutons, well what more can I say, apart from,,,,, the nicest goat I've ever eaten was in Tanzania

RandolphEsq

Masturbate into it

Star Lord

Princess Peach wrote: »

I once taught a Minstrel math.

Different chocolate and different lesson though

I had to give the Malteaser sex education lessons.

starlit

Drink it like I drink wine!;)

starlit

Whose Malteaser and who and what had to give what lessons huh??? :eek:

That a pic of mr bean himself!:eek:

Thought a minstrel math....I can just about do logical and advance maths never mind the usual numerical maths! :O Maths can be hard!