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Me gaff is on fire..

  • 04-09-2012 7:17am
    #1
    stek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 381 ✭✭


    All your loved ones are safe outside. You've 1 minute to grab material belongings..laptop, old photo collection, expensive painting off the wall,..

    What would ye grab.....


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  • #2
    Cork24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,663 ✭✭✭Cork24


    Ill be like a Captain on a Sinking Ship,, I'll go down with it..


  • #3
    Rabidlamb
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,202 ✭✭✭Rabidlamb


    90GB of porn


  • #4
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    The chip pan.


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    90GB of porn

    LOL.


  • #6
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Laptop so I could post on boards to tell them me gaff is on fire.


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  • #7
    beertons
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,211 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    A slice pan, so i could make toast the old fashioned way.


  • #8
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,593 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Cork24 wrote: »
    Ill be like a Captain on a Sinking Ship,, I'll go down with it..

    I'm your ship.


  • #9
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    My incredibly hot housemates boobs.


  • #10
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    Fire Extinguisher?


  • #11
    Wetbench4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,230 ✭✭✭Wetbench4


    The petrol can and the other evidence


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  • #12
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,039 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    The other half's sexy clothing.


  • #13
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Piss on the fire to try and put it out.


  • #14
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I wouldn't know where to start.


  • #15
    stek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 381 ✭✭stek


    RVP 11 wrote: »
    I wouldn't know where to start.

    you have 1 minute to think of 3 irreplaceable objects in your gaff. Hypothetically its too late for ye now..


  • #16
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    laptop, guitar and a photo collection that my mammy made me.


  • #17
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    stek wrote: »
    you have 1 minute to think of 3 irreplaceable objects in your gaff. Hypothetically its too late for ye now..

    Give me a second FFS, i'm trying to think.


  • #18
    Eve_Dublin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    Actually my neighbour's flat went on fire there about 2 years ago and ours was very likely to be burnt down with it, so myself and my then housemate had to get out. Surprised that I grabbed absolutely nothing whatsoever. Left the house shoeless, coatless and braless, so had to stand on the street in the middle of Winter literally freezing my tits off thinking to myself what a fooking idiot I was that I didn't even take my handbag.

    Luckily flat only got smoke damage so all was well. What would I have done!


  • #19
    hoochis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 101 ✭✭hoochis


    I'd grab the wife and put her back in there!


  • #20
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    braless!


    *giggles


  • #21
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    My sex was on fire once. The things I had to grab then.


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  • #22
    nbar12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭nbar12


    I'd probably grab my passport, I can't imagine waiting another 2 months for my new passport


  • #23
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Ghandee wrote: »
    My incredibly hot housemates boobs.
    He sounds like a character :p


  • #24
    120_Minutes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,706 ✭✭✭120_Minutes


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    braless, literally freezing my tits off

    smuggling peanuts, were you?


  • #25
    Fukuyama
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Fukuyama


    Blast it with...


  • #26
    Tabnabs
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,790 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tabnabs


    http://i.imgur.com/n7Tx4.jpg

    this, obviously.


  • #27
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Ipod and the stuffed pig that watches the barca matches with me. Just wouldn't be the same watching the champions league without him!:o


  • #28
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Ghandee wrote: »
    My incredibly hot housemates boobs.
    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    braless, freezing my tits off

    Do you two know each other?:)


  • #29
    al28283
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭al28283


    why are my loved ones outside your gaff?


  • #30
    meoklmrk91
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭meoklmrk91


    If my pets were inside I would get them, dog and two cats, if not it would be iPhone, iPad and laptop.


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  • #31
    Rosedust84
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 155 ✭✭Rosedust84


    Misleading thread title..

    I was wondering what you were doing online at such a crucial moment


  • #32
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    I would grab one of the two fire extinguishers we have and be proactive about things. I'd hate to lose all my books.


  • #33
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    I rent an apartment, there's nothing much of value. The most expensive things are the two computers, but only €800. There's a bike worth €1200, but it's on the balcony so no big deal.

    Conclusion: Nothing except my girlfriend.


  • #34
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    The cat.

    Then I would race outside and kick myself repeatedly for reducing my house insurance.


  • #35
    Jason Todd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Jason Todd


    My iMac, it's old now, but not only could I not afford a new one but it's got mountains of work and photos that would be irreplaceable. :eek:


  • #36
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    External storage devices.


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  • #37
    nbar12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭nbar12


    I would grab my stereo and play this song full blast while walking out wearing shades



  • #38
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Biggins wrote: »
    External storage devices.
    Not the wife and kids then? :p


  • #39
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    I'd grab the phone and call the fire brigade.


  • #40
    dr strangelove
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 816 ✭✭✭dr strangelove


    Abi wrote: »
    Not the wife and kids then? :p

    He probably has back-ups of them.

    And hopefully a back-up of the wife from quite a few years ago.


  • #41
    asherbassad
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,869 ✭✭✭asherbassad


    Jason Todd wrote: »
    My iMac, it's old now, but not only could I not afford a new one but it's got mountains of work and photos that would be irreplaceable. :eek:

    Don't you think this would be a good time to back up your data, Einstein?


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  • #42
    Skylinehead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead


    Abi wrote: »
    Not the wife and kids then? :p

    They're already safe. Plus, they have legs. My hard drives don't...


    ....I have the most brilliant idea :pac:


  • #43
    jessiejam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 778 ✭✭✭jessiejam


    Once my family were safe.
    Photos, handbag, car keys.

    Everything else can burn away. F*k it. Thats what home insurance is for.


  • #44
    nbar12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭nbar12


    jessiejam wrote: »
    Once my family were safe.
    Photos, handbag, car keys.

    Everything else can burn away. F*k it. Thats what home insurance is for.

    what if you forgot to renew it though, what would you do then?


  • #45
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Dam. i thought this was going to be about a collaboration between Aslan and Kings of leon


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