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How to know when a woman is interested in you

  • 30-08-2012 2:19am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭


    Without acutally speaking to her.Help me great Ladies of AH,what are the signs ? :o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    Festy Magee?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    If she puts her hand down her pants when she looks at you, you're in.

    If not, don't even bother.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    Festy Magee?


    Festy Hazard


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    When she squirts all over the floor when she makes eye contact with you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Keno 92 wrote: »
    When she squirts all over the floor when she makes eye contact with you.

    Or slides off the bar stool


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    mauzo wrote: »
    Or slides off the bar stool

    Or her vagina engulfs the bar stool to satisfy it's thirst for OP.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Was this you too?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    "Preening". Yes, human women do it as well. :D

    Took me a very long time to pick this one up but it's ridiculously true. If you're chatting to a girl and she keeps touching / playing with her hair or repeatedly applying lipstick, or fiddling with her clothes for no obvious reason or anything like that, she's at the very least subconsciously attracted to you. And because this is something which happens on an instinctive level, it's extremely difficult to fake.

    Seriously, anyone else look back at girls they liked when they were younger and want to kick themselves for not realizing she was almost definitely interested? :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    Hmmm the usual BS replies that's to be expected of AH.Will check back once it gets passed the 2nd page.:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    Festy wrote: »
    Hmmm the usual BS replies that's to be expected of AH.Will check back once it gets passed the 2nd page.:)

    So what the Hell was the point of posting it here?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Festy wrote: »
    Hmmm the usual BS replies that's to be expected of AH.Will check back once it gets passed the 2nd page.:)

    The preening thing wasn't meant as a joke in case you were thinking that, it's pretty well documented and since I heard of it I've come to notice it far more. It's amazing how many automatic impulses humans still have, despite how much we pretend that we're totally in control of ourselves at all times :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Saw this thing on ITV the other week,
    said if she plays with her hair shes probably keen,
    she's playin with her hair well regularly,
    so i reckon i could well be in...


    Been a while since i thought of that tune OP.

    ...beaten to it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    So what the Hell was the point of posting it here?


    You're new here.Surprised you don't know what I mean.It's like with any thread in Ah.The first 2 pages most times are usually filled with bs replies and thanks whores.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    "Preening". Yes, human women do it as well. :D

    Took me a very long time to pick this one up but it's ridiculously true. If you're chatting to a girl and she keeps touching / playing with her hair or repeatedly applying lipstick, or fiddling with her clothes for no obvious reason or anything like that, she's at the very least subconsciously attracted to you. And because this is something which happens on an instinctive level, it's extremely difficult to fake.

    Seriously, anyone else look back at girls they liked when they were younger and want to kick themselves for not realizing she was almost definitely interested? :o

    Do not listen to any of the above Fester me ould mucker. Women touch their hair all the time, it's really long, it's basically half way to their hands already. They apply lipstick becuase it wears off (kissing all the other lads) and they fiddle with their clothes ALL the time anyway!

    This does NOT mean they are "at the very least" "subconsciously" attracted to you.

    I don't know why this would happen on an instinctive level and not a conscious level. I just don't.

    EDIT

    I mean what woman does not make a conscious decision to apply lipstick? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    Festy wrote: »
    You're new here.Surprised you don't know what I mean.It's like with any thread in Ah.The first 2 pages most times are usually filled with bs replies and thanks whores.

    No, I know very well what AH is like. I just don't get the point of complaining when you know how it'll turn out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Try personal issues maybe.


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