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If you were a celebrity....

  • 26-08-2012 9:54am
    #1
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,674 ✭✭✭✭


    .....what tabloid style headline could have been made about you

    For me:-

    Templejarred - Crinklewood caught pissing on the street in Templebar.


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  • #2
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Senorwipesalot caught with pants down!


  • #3
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Mauzo- gets arse acne


  • #4
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    Bipolar Joe - Actual name exclusive!


  • #5
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Mad woman Lethal Lady arrested outside RTE studios for kicking Pat Kenny up the arse on the Frontline show.


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,331 ✭ [Deleted User]


    tajd kills his brother for making posts on his boards.ie account cas i forgot to log out


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  • #7
    Jesus Shaves
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    Jesus Shaves - unshaven


  • #8
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Tajd and brother in pokemon love triangle shocker.


  • #9
    telekon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    Tadj (12) falsely accuses brother (7) for embarrassing thread shocker.


  • #10
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    Husband drives wife and kids into canal


  • #11
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,331 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Richard Hillman wrote: »
    Husband drives wife and kids into canal


    classic


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  • #12
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    had secret meetings with the borg to assure them were not worth it,



    how did we not spot this.


  • #13
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,115 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    BNT Ate My Hamster!

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • #14
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Owner of same pair of flip-flops for 33 years now.


  • #15
    Ted!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭Ted!


    After some clown takes a photo at a Beers after party, of me innocently lying beside another Boardsie, who accidentally hugs me in his sleep thinking I'm his girlfriend:

    TEDDY BEDS TED!

    After his girlfriend leaves him, Teddy snaps, blames me and when my own girlfriend gets papp'd leaving flowers at the place of my demise:

    TEDS DEAD BABY, TEDS DEAD!


  • #16
    Pantsface
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 449 ✭✭Pantsface


    Pantsface in threesome shocker with Leo Di Caprio + Tom Hardy

    :cool:


  • #17
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,929 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    CASTLETOWNMAN CHARGED WITH BREAKING DESCHANEL RESTRAINING ORDER


  • #18
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    "AnonoBoy thoroughly disgusted with own behaviour once again."


  • #19
    desertcircus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭desertcircus


    I'd become famous with Cirque du Soleil as the star of the show and the quit the day before a massive show to go on a three-day Vegas bender.

    The headline would read "Desertcircus deserts circus".


  • #20
    gobnaitolunacy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,073 ✭✭✭gobnaitolunacy


    Gobnait O Lunacy batters Jedward to death with wheelbrace from his van.


  • #21
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    gobnaitolunacy wrote: »
    Gobnait O Lunacy batters Jedward to death with wheelbrace from his van.

    I thought you were a girl!


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  • #22
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Bovine Bollix Boasts Brains and Beauty, Bags Busty Babes.


  • #23
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Billy "loads of mates" Mitchell gets Cheryl Cole and Kelly Brooke pregnant all in ONE night before jetting off to Monaco to holiday with his stunning wife Mila Kunis.


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