Zumo Bishop - The marauding sexual machine

Prick!

Chapter 1.

Dolores stood at the window, pulling the net curtain back as she gazed across Carrigstown. Her eyes met her former husbands garage, "it will always be Molloys to me" she thought. Many a time she had been in that garage, getting her own personal service from Harry.

Her eyes landed on one of the workers, bent over with his tight overalls clearly showing the outline of his boxers. Her pulse increased, temperature likewise, but maybe this was because she was wearing a thick, heavy cardigan. She unbuttoned it and took it off, folding it and throwing it on the couch.

"Ray, you've some arse" she thought to herself as she felt her fluids now flowing. Suddenly, the sound of a key entering the back door made it's way to Dolores' ears. She froze, the shock shook her. "Well, what do we have eya?" he says. "What are you doing here!?" she asks. "I didn't think anyone was in" as he moved his eyes up and down on Dolores while rubbing his chin. "

"You're here now, you might aswell make yourself useful". Zumo knew this was the moment to proceed. Slowly approaching the red haired bint, he unbuttoned his 36" jeans. "Let's see it then" Dolores exclaimed. A look of amazement came upon her wrinkly face.

"8 inches is mightily big". A smirk was on the young thugs face. He whipped it out and left it in Dolores' hand. "I haven't had any in a while, I'm very excited". It didn't last very long as Dolores made light work of Zumos tool, left with sweaty hands and sticky fingers.

"Get outta here, before Pete comes back"

"I'll be back again" Zumo proclaimed as Pete made his entrance and laid eyes on the situation he was dreading for years....

Toasterspark

...........why? Why would you write this?

*shudder*

Prick!

Toasterspark wrote: »

...........why? Why would you write this?

*shudder*

Ah sure why not Guess there's no need for a 2nd chapter?

darkestlord

Prick! wrote: »

Toasterspark wrote: »

...........why? Why would you write this?

*shudder*

Ah sure why not Guess there's no need for a 2nd chapter?

You should be a writer for fair city. This is great stiff. And I need a good laugh

Prick!

darkestlord wrote: »

You should be a writer for fair city. This is great stiff. And I need a good laugh

Is this a call for a 2nd chapter?

Toasterspark

Fifty Shades of Fair City

nervous_twitch

darkestlord wrote: »

You should be a writer for fair city. This is great stiff. And I need a good laugh

Freudian slip?

I don't watch the show, but I'm going to assume Zumo Bishop is the sexiest b*stard to have walked the streets of Carraigstown?

Prick!

nervous_twitch wrote: »

Freudian slip?

I don't watch the show, but I'm going to assume Zumo Bishop is the sexiest b*stard to have walked the streets of Carraigstown?

He is scum of the earth, his father is his uncle kind of guy.

I may surprise you with a 2nd chapter later on.

Prick!

Chapter 2.


"What do you think you're doing?!" Pete roared. Zumo now with his penneys hoodie stripped off, only wearing a stolen t-shirt that was a size too small for him, clearly highlighting his fat belly and saggy man tits, began sweating like he was doing a spelling test.


"Dolores?!" Pete said. Dolores, now wiping her sticky fingers on her arse, was left with a blank face. "You weren't supposed to be back so soon" she said. Pete ran his eyes up Dolores' frail old body and skinny legs. Her jeans hanging off her like Ryan Tubridys suit.


"Did you give him a hand shandy?" Pete asked. Dolores admitted to this and Zumo had a smirk on his face of pride. "I know you were tippin' Ray, but didn't think you'd stoop this low!" Pete made another comment. "Oi, what did you say?" said Zumo, trying to walk forward with this floppy willy still hanging out and his jeans half way down.


Zumo zipped up his monster, and procedded to punch Pete in the face. 2 jabs, and then a spinning kick to the chest. Pete layed in the corner of the room, face down. The young Bishop thug then moved closer, before jumping up and down on Petes back. "This'll sort yer bleedin' back Pete ha?!"


Pete was now dead. "I'm all yours now" Zumo told Dolores. Dolores looked scared, as she began pounding on the window, garnering Rays attention. Ray the fat midget then started running across the road to Dolores' rescue, stopping several times gasping for air.....

Lplated

Adult fan fiction. Specialising in Gilf.

Interesting. Would read again.

Prick!

Would like to hear some more feedback

Outkast_IRE

funniest thing i read all week great stuff

Antilles

It's like Trent without the charm.

--Kaiser--

Antilles wrote: »

It's like Trent without the charm.

My thoughts exactly

Prick!

Antilles wrote: »

It's like Trent without the charm.

After searching for trent, I assure you trent was made up, where as this is an after hours fair city

Cushie Butterfield

PMSL

Thank-you.

Highly entertaining, extremely descriptive & captivating.

Looking forward to Chapter 3

Prick!

Cushie Butterfield wrote: »

PMSL

Thank-you.

Highly entertaining, extremely descriptive & captivating.

Looking forward to Chapter 3

Stay tuned. You'll get another chapter tonight. Open to any scenarios/conflicts you want to see so PM if you like

Jo Holland

does anyone know when/if Doloroes finds out about Lucy ???

Prick!

Jo Holland wrote: »

does anyone know when/if Doloroes finds out about Lucy ???

Lucys scheming will soon be revealed with drastic consequences... :P

I know you're asking about the real version :P

Jo Holland

oh, it sounds like you know the outcome - please tell me ??

tbahh

Jo Holland wrote: »

oh, it sounds like you know the outcum - please tell me ??

By the way this thread is going, I've made the appropriate changes to your comment.

OP: Although I prefer more subtle reading, it is Fair City you are working with so you are doing a good job. If you want to develop it more, perhaps lay of the sex a bit and just come up with sensational plots.

Prick!

tbahh wrote: »

By the way this thread is going, I've made the appropriate changes to your comment.

OP: Although I prefer more subtle reading, it is Fair City you are working with so you are doing a good job. If you want to develop it more, perhaps lay of the sex a bit and just come up with sensational plots.

Yeah I wasn't planning on keeping the sexual part of it going.

Prick!

Chapter 3.


After 5 minutes of running, Ray finally arrived. He jumped straight through the window, catching his shoulder off the wall as he was so fat. Landing on his face on the floor, he rolled around, panting. "My Hero" Dolores said. Ray is still gasping for air as he nods to Dolores with a look of acknowledgment.

"I'll be off then" says Zumo as he grabs some cans from the fridge and strolls out the back door.

Ray is on the way out, he's stopped breathing. Dolores opens the top buttons of his overalls and caresses his chest full of gangly pubes. She strokes his chest hair and has a smile on her face. She snaps out of it as she realises Ray is struggling. Ray is revitalized by the stroking of his sweaty chest.

"Pump me" says Ray. Dolores tries to push down on rays chest but her granny arms are too feeble to do anything. All that's left is hand prints in his plump man boobed chest. "Wather, gimme some wather" Ray begs. Dolores gets a glass of water and throws it on Rays face before realising he wanted to drink some.

"Feck it anyways" she says as she fetched another half pint of water. Ray gulps at the water and says thanks. "What happened Pete?" Ray asks. Dolores tells him Zumo killed him, Ray says fair enough. "What will I do with the body?" said Ray.

"You won't do anything, you're not able lift yourself off the couch to piss" Dolores tells Ray. She said she'll ring Barry to take the body to up the mountains. He will have Denzo with him to do the donkey work as Barry is old and very bald. "He'll probably go round to Vivienne for a bit of hanky panky" too Dolores tells Ray. The rest of the evening passes without any further drama as Ray and Dolores sat down and watched Martin's Mad About Fish while Petes mangled body began to stench.....

Bonita810

Toasterspark wrote: »

Fifty Shades of Fair City

ahahahahah you've earned it!:cool:

Lplated

AFAIK there are copyright issues in writing fan fiction - you're using characters created and owned in copyright terms.

If you look at specific fan fiction sites, they have loads of disclaimers etc.. to try and protect them from legal action.

Maybe something you/boards should consider?

Prick!

Lplated wrote: »

AFAIK there are copyright issues in writing fan fiction - you're using characters created and owned in copyright terms.

If you look at specific fan fiction sites, they have loads of disclaimers etc.. to try and protect them from legal action.

Maybe something you/boards should consider?

Oops, didn't think of that. How do I disclaim them?

Lplated

Prick! wrote: »

Oops, didn't think of that. How do I disclaim them?

I'd say google a fan fiction site - copy/paste a disclaimer from one of the stories - hope it does for Ireland/Irish law ...

Prick!

I won't be adding any more chapters. Demand isn't there Thanks anyways for reading

Lplated

Prick! wrote: »

I won't be adding any more chapters. Demand isn't there Thanks anyways for reading

Thread has 995 views ....

Prick!

Lplated wrote: »

Thread has 995 views ....

Not too many good comments though

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Lplated wrote: »

AFAIK there are copyright issues in writing fan fiction - you're using characters created and owned in copyright terms.

If you look at specific fan fiction sites, they have loads of disclaimers etc.. to try and protect them from legal action.

Maybe something you/boards should consider?

Booooooooooooooooooo!!!

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Prick! wrote: »

I won't be adding any more chapters. Demand isn't there Thanks anyways for reading

I demand another chapter

Prick!

jar_of_coins wrote: »

I demand another chapter

Really? May enter another tomorrow

Stay tuned!

Lplated

jar_of_coins wrote: »

Booooooooooooooooooo!!!

Surely better to fix something when you can [i.e. stick in disclaimers], rather than leave it become a problem by which time it will be too late to save?

Prick!

Disclaimer: I only own the storyline.

A Primal Nut

Lplated wrote: »

Surely better to fix something when you can [i.e. stick in disclaimers], rather than leave it become a problem by which time it will be too late to save?

If its satire there are no copyright issues as far as I know. South Park don't put in disclaimers when they use Peter Griffin. Same with impressionist comedies.

Edit: It is satire, right?

Lplated

A Primal Nut wrote: »

If its satire there are no copyright issues as far as I know. South Park don't put in disclaimers when they use Peter Griffin. Same with impressionist comedies.

Incorrect.

Characters are owned by the creator (or whomever they assign that right to). Once you use the characters in any fashion you are in breach of c/right - the only question is whether the creator/assignee wishes to pursue that or not.

Unless you know that S/Park doesn't have permission to use the PGriffin character then your example is invalid.

Cushie Butterfield

jar_of_coins wrote: »

I demand another chapter

So do I