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If God really exists he will post in this thread

  • 24-08-2012 03:56PM
    #1
    Rabidlamb
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,202 ✭✭✭


    Prepare yourself for the 2nd coming live on Boards.
    If he can bury dinosaur bones & create planets then getting a login will be childsplay.
    What do we think his first words will be ?.
    Many of you will have some grovelling to do, not me though, I always believed oh risen one.

    Just give it some time now, wont be long.


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  • #2
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    I am here, now wtf do you want?


  • #3
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    Which god?


  • #4
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Sarky is gawd.


  • #5
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,324 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Luke 4:12 'Do not put the Lord your God to the test.'"


  • #6
    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    If God really exists he will not post in this thread


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  • #7
    Scorpion Sting
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42,262 ✭✭✭✭Scorpion Sting


    It seems God was a very naughty boy.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=5990


  • #8
    GAAman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    Hello this is God.......................frey Jones


  • #9
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,022 ✭✭✭uch


    Hello, I'm God's personal secretary, he's busy judging at the moment, when he has a bit of time, I'll show him this thread and he'll tell me how to respond, thank you

    21/25



  • #10
    EZ24GET
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,017 ✭✭✭EZ24GET


    If he did you would wet yourself and your hair would turn snow white and we'd have to hear you brag for the rest of your life how God once posted in a thread you started so in His merciful kindness toward you and the rest of us He has decide to spare us.


  • #11
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    He already posted but He was spamming links for cheap viagra, so I had to ban Him and delete His posts. You'd be all about the viagra too if you hadn't gotten any action in over 2,000 years.


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  • #12
    stoppress
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 72 ✭✭stoppress


    Well as the probi around here I can easily boast about the fact I have a direct line to he/she who is most powerful.
    Every now and again in the wee hours I am wide awake he/she has a right go at me by providing a voice in my head. Usually saying naff stuff in an angry voice one word at the time
    Last time out, in the small hours off Thursday morn he/she uttered the word 'Ducati' so now you know, he/she does not ride a 'Harley' unless the said Duke keeps breaking down... that would explain the grumpy voice
    To be continued...


  • #13
    Clanket
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,087 ✭✭✭Clanket


    I seen him floating through Terenure earlier. He was in a rush. He must have heard about this thread


  • #14
    stoppress
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 72 ✭✭stoppress


    O God so powerful and might... you spoke to me this even while I was dozing on the sofa and told me... shock gasp.... life is a bugger, now find yourself a wife and buy a motorbike. Jesus now what do I do................................................... Angel Gabriel what the feck are ye I need advice...


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