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What weird things do you do when you're drunk?

  • 19-08-2012 02:34AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭


    I've just folded up my pyjama bottoms over the knee, and now I'm pretending to be Australian.

    Choco


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Signing off on your post while drunk beats any of the weird shit I've ever done!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    I eat my own feces.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 90 ✭✭bouncebouncey


    I slap my wife around a bit then beat the children when they tell me to leave Mammy alone.

    Isn't being so drunk you do weird **** just the best fun!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81 ✭✭bleepp


    Chase after girls..and I'm gay:rolleyes:
    Great fun though!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    I forgot to mention I start random threads on Boards while loaded...usually


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    Listen to music that makes me sad by myself and think about how I made bad decisions in my life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    Do I recall a drunken thread from you last night?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Try and start fights.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Listen to old TV intros for no reason.

    That would be fine if I knew any of those shows!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    RopeDrink wrote: »
    ---- I remember one night in some club I took some wild drunken notion to steal an ashtray... Was nothing special about it and I don't know how they didn't notice me walking around with this massive ash-tray hanging out of my jacket pocket while waiting for everyone to finish their drinks so we could leave but hey, I must have gotten away with it without a care as it's been in my room ever since... Flicking ash into it right now... Think I was 18 at the time, ahhh good ole '12 years ago' Ropey, you were very silly indeed.

    I took a notion to steal a pint glass one night. In fairness to the staff at Fitzsimmons they were very decent to me but should have taken it off me for my own safety.
    I was "overcharged" €20 for 3 drinks, however, in my drunken state I failed to see that one of those drinks was aftershock with redbull and that I was in Dublin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    RopeDrink wrote: »
    Bog-standard stuff but it can lead to weird conclusions.

    - Fall asleep in the toilet, beit in the pub/hotel or at my place once back... Assuming I get back...

    -- 'Bouncers' become "Body Guards" or "Security Guards" much to the confusion of my best friend whom I had to explain the story of why I 'went missing' which usually has something to do with being 'harassed out of the club by Body Guards' - Usually followed by staggering home, losing my watch & earring or various other possessions, probably damage my clothes in some shape or form as well but gaining a full toilet of vomit when I get home... Profit!

    --- Wake up chronically hung-over, puke or groan for 10 hours and state I'll never drink again. We all know how that pans out, of course.

    ---- I remember one night in some club I took some wild drunken notion to steal an ashtray... Was nothing special about it and I don't know how they didn't notice me walking around with this massive ash-tray hanging out of my jacket pocket while waiting for everyone to finish their drinks so we could leave but hey, I must have gotten away with it without a care as it's been in my room ever since... Flicking ash into it right now... Think I was 18 at the time, ahhh good ole '12 years ago' Ropey, you were very silly indeed.

    Normally none of the above happens, I just sit in a corner and cry about how life is so shít.

    Top post!

    I'd have thanked it a couple of times, only, that's not feasible.

    Sharpshooter relays my threads to this forum automatically.

    Can't say I blame her.

    Choco


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭LaVail


    I make more lines of coke than I actually need


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'M DRUNK BITCHES!

    Hello, ladies. And Ropeh <33333


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    !!!!Airwolf flashbacks!!!!


    worse than nam.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    !!!!Airwolf flashbacks!!!!


    worse than nam.
    How would you know... YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    Damn I am rumbled, better stop wearing those medals.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter



    Sharpshooter relays my threads to this forum automatically.

    Anything that helps save you from yourself and happy to do it Choco!:pac:
    Can't say I blame her.

    Choco

    Neither do I........:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I blame Obama. If he wasn't so tall, these threads wouldn't end up here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Please don't send them barack to us.

    a.baa-Cute-Kitty-.jpg


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