When have you just been crap?

AskMyChocolate

I just splashed out on a new duvet. Fairly comfy. So, I decided to go "the whole hog" and bought a new duvet set aswell.

It was lookin' fairly fancy. In fact it may even have led to some snoggin', because it looked like a dessert.

Too comfy.Just fell backwards on it with a can of beer which, in my haste to upright, emptied all over it.

Ruined.:mad:

Choco

Reamer Fanny

I'm confused

IrishAm

Break the new leaba dressing in, man.

Then you shall "good."

TEMPLAR KNIGHT

You say it best, when you say nothing at allllll.......

bleepp

get another beer

marshbaboon

So... basically... you took a crap in your duvet?

Thrill

It's terrible to lose a beer like that but you'll recover.

policarp

Time to change your togs. . .

AskMyChocolate

All that hassle trying to get the corners into the corners.

Fcuking gutted!

mikom

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

I just splashed out on a new duvet.

Ohhh matron.......

fasttalkerchat

There is a 24 hour place in dublin that should be able to help you out... they only sell bud though.

Chuck Stone

Oh c'mon Choco.. we all know you're the type to piss the the bed and then thrash about wildly in the puddle tugging your lad like a madman.

ChunkyLover54

Your duvet was sending you a message that you've had too many beers and go to sleep

Uriel.

i feel that after hours is at its best in the wee hours of the morning.

op, drink more beer and add some pee to the crap you did on your new duvet

Kylo Ren

Eat the duvet. It's your only logical option.

AskMyChocolate

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Oh c'mon Choco.. we all know you're the type to piss the the bed and then thrash about wildly in the puddle tugging your lad like a madman.

Yeah, but this was my new duvet!!

Uriel.

Keno 92 wrote: »

Eat the duvet. It's your only logical option.

rug muncher?

wait...

no...
duvet muncher... hmmmmm

policarp

Uriel. wrote: »

i feel that after hours is at its best in the wee hours of the morning.

op, drink more beer and add some pee to the crap you did on your new duvet

Have you just pissed the bed?

Uriel.

policarp wrote: »

Have you just pissed the bed?

not since last Saturday...

Hi, I am Uriel and I am 6 days dry

Chuck Stone

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Yeah, but this was my new duvet!!

Ya have to break it in some time. :pac:

Na, have woken up in a puddle of beer once or twice.

Total horror tbh. Bed is the happy place - not for fluids.

Where To

I have plastic sheets and rubber walls in my room.

im invisible

I've just been crap 4 hours ago, and i might go again in maybe 5 or 6 hours..

marshbaboon

Where To wrote: »

I have plastic sheets and rubber walls in my room.

Those prositutes can get messy when you break out the sharp implements.


Jesus I should stop drinking and go to bed....

Bipolar Joe

I tend to watch films on the laptop before I go to bed, with it perched on my lap. Woke up once covered in hot chocolate where I'd fallen asleep watching Barton Fink, chocolate got just about everything but the laptop. Not quite as manly as beer, but there you go.

im invisible

The first time i was with a girl...

policarp

Uriel. wrote: »

not since last Saturday...

Hi, I am Urinel and I am 6 days dry

Nappy Monday. . .

i spilled coffee on my diploma/cert thing i got last week

i don't think it does the "aged" look... :pac:

juan.kerr

Was crap(ping) half an hour ago. Does that count?

Teyla Emmagan

Get it dry cleaned. It will be fine, beer washes out.

It sounds lovely though, when are you having us round?

Blondini

If that had happened to me Eiderdown-ed another can .....

AskMyChocolate

bluewolf wrote: »

i spilled coffee on my diploma/cert thing i got last week

i don't think it does the "aged" look... :pac:

"In an old photograph, torn,battered and stained, and faded to yellow in a brown leather frame"

"... in some faithful heart are you forever nineteen?" :pac::D

Senna

Who drinks beer in bed?

AskMyChocolate

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Get it dry cleaned. It will be fine, beer washes out.

It sounds lovely though, when are you having us round?

That will all depend on how we behave in TeddyTedson's house.:pac:

Mr Benevolent

Senna wrote: »

Who drinks beer in bed?

Someone who loves beer enough to drink it in bed.

Wacker The Attacker

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

I just splashed out on a new duvet. Fairly comfy. So, I decided to go "the whole hog" and bought a new duvet set aswell.

It was lookin' fairly fancy. In fact it may even have led to some snoggin', because it looked like a dessert.

Too comfy.Just fell backwards on it with a can of beer which, in my haste to upright, emptied all over it.

Ruined.:mad:

Choco

Bill Clinton splashed out on a new dress once

mackg

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Ya have to break it in some time. :pac:

Na, have woken up in a puddle of beer once or twice.

Total horror tbh. Bed is the happy place - not for fluids.

Once woke up hugging a kebab, garlic sauce all over the pillow sheet and my face.

I still ate it.

AskMyChocolate

mackg wrote: »

Once woke up hugging a kebab, garlic sauce all over the pillow sheet and my face.

I still ate it.

"Is that to eat here sir, or to take away?"

"Nah, you're grand man; I'll wear it home"

fasttalkerchat

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

"Is that to eat here sir, or to take away?"

"Nah, you're grand man; I'll wear it home"

Don't worry about a napkin, just hose me down after.

LaVail

I'm going to refrain from making a sexually oriented joke and say that most duvets can be washed these days. First world problems ha?