10 Reasons why guns are better than women

Jonty

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....



#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun

snipe02

i still wouldnt put me nob near one :eek:. a gun that is:D

Daveysil15

Expect a backlash from the feminazi police.

foxinsox

10 reasons

1. You're doing it wrong.

2. You are not doing it right.

3. You are doing something wrong.

4. You're doing it wrong.

Etc.


;-)

fish slapped

Don't know about better than women ... well at times...

but better than a camera....



:D:D:D:D:D

Mike87

THats pretty funny ^^^.

Did ya ever see this one

MiGiD

This works both ways lads:

10 reasons guns are better than men

10. An old gun is okay with being put into retirement

9. A loud crack from a gun is always followed by a good smell

8. A gun never lies about its barrel length.

7. A gun doesn't lose the head if you admire another gun

6. A gun won't get you pregnant

5. A gun doesn't pee on the toilet seat, it's aim is truer than that.

4. A gun is ready to go any time you are.

3. A gun will never complain when you ask them to do a job for you.

2. A gun doesn't get soft just when you're starting
to enjoy the action.

1. After they've fired all their rounds, they can be
reloaded and ready to go again immediately!


I could add in more:

Guns don't get man-flu

A gun will only make noise when you want it to

A gun won't use you as a human shield when it sees a spider

You're not expected to shave your legs before handling a gun

A gun's always going to think your eyes are more important than your boobs

Guns don't make 'jokes' and say that you're being a feminazi if you're offended by how juvenile they're being

Grizzly 45

MiGiD wrote: »

A gun won't get you pregnant

A Sex pistol will:D

A gun doesn't pee on the toilet seat, it's aim is truer than that.

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Guns are inanimate objects they have to be aimed...;) It also might have a slightly bent barrel.:) Or the sights could be off due to misalingement

A gun is ready to go any time you are.

That depends on wether it has been well looked after by its "owner" or not.If it has been neglected or abused,and is then expected to perform to a well kept well oiled gun,at a moments notice it cant or wont.

. A gun will never complain when you ask them to do a job for you.

Depends on what the job is of course,if you are expecting your .22 to do a 458 job,well then..

A gun doesn't get soft just when you're starting
to enjoy the action.

Apart if they get a failure to fire,or failure to extract and eject in the right sequence,which could have devastating consequences for the reciving chamber;) Or have "head space" issues..

1. After they've fired all their rounds, they can be
reloaded and ready to go again immediately!

Depends on how quick the shooter wants to fire them again.And that requires some work on the shooters part,like rapid reload drills.

Guns don't get man-flu

Nor do they go all hair trigger once every three weeks..

A gun will only make noise when you want it to

What happens if you use sub sonic ammo and a silencer??

A gun won't use you as a human shield when it sees a spider

Or climb up a chair on sight of a mouse..

You're not expected to shave your legs before handling a gun

Good idea to wash your hands afterwards tho,to avoid dangerous contaminats from their "discharges"..

A gun's always going to think your eyes are more important than your boobs

But shooting a gun properly in such close situations always require that you aim for "centre mass" anyway.

Guns don't make 'jokes' and say that you're being a feminazi if you're offended by how juvenile they're being

Guess you are offended then??:P:D

patsat

Brilliant Grizz!

bravestar

patsat wrote: »

Brilliant Grizz!

+1

It wasn't me!

foxinsox wrote: »

You're doing it wrong.

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