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I'm a Virgin.. Get me outa here!!

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  • 16-08-2012 11:05pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 15


    I'm a 22 year old virgin and am gradually growing more desperate to get my rocks off. I haven't had a gf of late and have been taking the view that the first time has to be special(in a relationship), so that it would be love and sex combined; and that from there after I could feel free to have one night stands. Recently, I've decided that I can't afford to be taking myself so seriously & that I'll be okay losing my virginity as a one night stand. I figure if I do this, that I'll have more confidence and that getting laid thereafter might come more naturally.

    So I ask, what's the best way to get laid, should it be with someone in my social circle, at a nite club or elsehow??

    It's hard in a nite club because I'm a stranger to the girls & they're usually aware that I'm alone. In nite clubs, now and then I score by just dancing up to a girl and it works but, how do you get them back to a hotel(or where ever) to screw them. Are there girls out there that are willing to have sex with strangers?? Nite clubs are where I'm zoning in on at the moment as the work place isn't an option in my case. Would late bars be a better option. It happens in movies all the time. How does one seduce women.
    More importantly, I'd definitely like to hear a few stories of how you guys out there got laid


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 32,882 CMod ✭✭✭✭ShamoBuc


    Amsterdam.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,882 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    Vodka until they forget where their house is. tell them its in your car






    after asking for consent


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    I've used this one b4 but it's still catchy on a thursday night ;)



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    How much cash you got on you?


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Deja Vu?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Visit an org in Rome.

    Problem solved.


  • Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    how do you get them back to a hotel(or where ever) to screw them.

    Better to aim for ones who are happy just heading to a carpark, better chance of success.


  • Registered Users Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    I'm suffering from deja vu. :confused:

    Edit: Chucken beat me to it :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,332 ✭✭✭Mr Simpson


    You must be desperate, considering you've got four threads on the same thing!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    Fat birds are always an option if you're stuck. Just make sure you're pissed enough to forget doing it but not that pissed that you forget how to.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    I'm suffering from deja vu. :confused:

    Edit: Chucken beat me to it :)


    Do you think we spend too much time here? :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    mmcn90 wrote: »
    You must be desperate, considering you've got four threads on the same thing!!!

    Yeah because that's the only clue.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,332 ✭✭✭Mr Simpson


    Chucken wrote: »
    Do you think we spend too much time here? :(

    Yes, seek help :D
    syndeyfife wrote: »
    Yeah because that's the only clue.....

    I suppose their might be a few other tell-tale signs all right :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    If you're that desperate to get laid, just pay for it..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    If you start this thread again, youre banned.


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