Sex toys

JustAThought

If sex toys were available in, say, the " mini bar" of hotels would you buy them ; & which type would you like most to try?!

frozenfrozen

50 shades of threads

brummytom

In the mini bar? I'm not keeping my bottle of water next to a big black dildo.

juan.kerr

None of the hotels I've stayed in in the last couple of years (10 or so) have had mini bars.

MadsL

I stayed in one those hotels with sex toys, one of them was a long red tube - I wasn't sure what the idea was but it did make my dick sting a little once I stuck it in. Takes all sorts I suppose.

Pring-something it was called.

eth0

No, I'd have no 'oosh' for them

mfceiling

Surely it would be fcukin freezing.

Plus it would cost an arm and a leg.

I'll just do what i always do and bring my own.............the 14 inch, double headed womb raider with life-like pulse mode.................in black

mattjack

JustAThought wrote: »

If sex toys were available in, say, the " mini bar" of hotels would you buy them ; & which type would you like most to try?!

If I could get a blow up doll of Mrs Mattjack, I'd like to try that.

No questions like 'is the dog in ?', 'did you lock the front door ?' etc

MadsL

juan.kerr wrote: »

None of the hotels I've stayed in in the last couple of years (10 or so) have had mini bars.

Judging by your username we don't need to wonder what you did instead :pac:

1ZRed

Nice. I'd love to try out a second hand sex toy. Already broken in and ready for use!

Pretty disgusting tbh

juan.kerr

MadsL wrote: »

Judging by your username we don't need to wonder what you did instead :pac:

Excuse me?

tan11ie

Would you have to put them back after you used them? or put them back for the next guest :pac:

juan.kerr

MadsL wrote: »

I stayed in one those hotels with sex toys, one of them was a long red tube - I wasn't sure what the idea was but it did make my dick sting a little once I stuck it in. Takes all sorts I suppose.

Pring-something it was called.

I wonder do they wash those as part of the cleaning schedule...

Daveysil15

An empty cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

sgb

juan.kerr wrote: »

I wonder do they wash those as part of the cleaning schedule...

A blow up rubber doll would need to be emptied out before the cleaning schedule can even start

DublinWriter

Ring the night porter and ask for 'an extra pillow'.

Teyla Emmagan

It would have to be brand new before I'd touch it, so no.

It's not the worst idea though, most people don't want to be caught with a suitcase full of dildos in Dublin airport, and generally, when you arrive in somewhere new, you don't know where the local s&x shops are.

marshbaboon

Sex toys in hotel rooms :rolleyes:

"HEY MA, WHAT'S THIS?"

Miss Lockhart

tan11ie wrote: »

Would you have to put them back after you used them? or put them back for the next guest :pac:

Do you have to put your wine/coke bottle back to be refilled for the next guest?:pac:

You can buy vibrators from some bathroom vending machines (the ones that sell condoms, mints and tampons), so I don't think them being available in a minibar would be that weird tbh.

LostBoy101

Another horny boards thread again :pac:

mauzo

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

It's not the worst idea though, most people don't want to be caught with a suitcase full of dildos in Dublin airport

I flew to the US last year with my parents and my boyfriend. Landed, got our cases and just as we were going through security we hear a loud buzzing coming from one of our cases.
I almost died of embarrassment, my parents were crapping themselves, security surrounding us, everyone looking at us funny.

Of course my pink sparkly vibrator was in my case I had visions of me whipping it out to assure them it wasnt a bomb and everyone laughing at me.

I grab my case and start rummaging through it, when my dad pipes up...it was just his razor. By that stage, judging by my reaction and red face everyone knew damn well what I had in my case

Bad Panda

juan.kerr wrote: »

None of the hotels I've stayed in in the last couple of years (10 or so) have had mini bars.

You're clearly not staying in the best hotels.

Daveysil15

Daveysil15 wrote: »

An empty cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

Sounds more like a form of torture (for a man). :eek: :pac:

Fluffycloud

Ugh...

tan11ie

Miss Lockhart wrote: »

Do you have to put your wine/coke bottle back to be refilled for the next guest?:pac:

You can buy vibrators from some bathroom vending machines (the ones that sell condoms, mints and tampons), so I don't think them being available in a minibar would be that weird tbh.

I do...just the vodka mind you:D

Our man in Havana

I have stayed in a few hotels in Russia where they had rubbers in the mini bar.

They also had some interesting things on the room service menu.

sam34

one hotel I stayed in had a "personal items" bag available in the room for purchase. it had condoms, lube, a cock-ring and a small bullet-type vibrator.

it was a decent four star hotel in Chicago.

jill_valentine

syndeyfife wrote: »

I grab my case and start rummaging through it, when my dad pipes up...it was just his razor. By that stage, judging by my reaction and red face everyone knew damn well what I had in my case

Fair play to your dad though, that was nothing short of heroic of him.

mauzo

jill_valentine wrote: »

Fair play to your dad though, that was nothing short of heroic of him.

No it actually was his razor....

jill_valentine

Sure.

krudler

brummytom wrote: »

In the mini bar? I'm not keeping my bottle of water next to a big black dildo.

racist.

1ZRed

krudler wrote: »

racist.

No. It's only because once you go black, you never go back.

He's gone there.

bonzodog2

syndeyfife wrote: »

No it actually was his razor....

Will you take the batteries out of your toy the next time you travel ?

mauzo

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Will you take the batteries out of your toy the next time you travel ?

Next tuesday, and its staying in my bedroom drawer!!!!

DonkeyStyle \o/

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

most people don't want to be caught with a suitcase full of dildos in Dublin airport

Yeah you'd be carted off in furry handcuffs by the sex-toy police, I hear they use sniffer dogs.

I'd almost bring one in my suitcase just for it to be found. You want to rummage through my personal belongings? Here's an eye-full; enjoy the mental image of me using it.