Would you do something illegal for €10,000?

girl in the striped socks

As the title suggests, would you become a hitman for €10,000?
Or would you become a drugs mule for €10,000?

Obviously enough this isn't a position I'm in. Although I do wonder if faced with that opportunity would I turn it down. I'd like to think I would simply because I'd have guilt written all over my face & probably hand myself in before the money would have a chance to burn a hole in my pocket.

Dr.Broccoli

No way. I'd get my willy pierced for 10k though.

cantdecide

Yes. PM me

TheBody

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

As the title suggests, would you become a hitman for €10,000?
Or would you become a drugs mule for €10,000?

Obviously enough this isn't a position I'm in. Although I do wonder if faced with that opportunity would I turn it down. I'd like to think I would simply because I'd have guilt written all over my face & probably hand myself in before the money would have a chance to burn a hole in my pocket.

The lady doth protest too much

marshbaboon

Are you offering? Can PM you my number.

Yawns

Hitman - Yes

Drugs mule - No

Wait a minute, you're not the wallet inspector!


















le poop

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Yes, but Id rather do it for €20,000

But since you are asking, PM me the guy you want "taken care of" and I will do it for €5000..............Im on Groupon now so, get the deal while it's hot baby!

Nodin

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

As the title suggests, would you become a hitman for €10,000?
Or would you become a drugs mule for €10,000?

Obviously enough this isn't a position I'm in. Although I do wonder if faced with that opportunity would I turn it down. I'd like to think I would simply because I'd have guilt written all over my face & probably hand myself in before the money would have a chance to burn a hole in my pocket.

Given the sentences possibly involved it wouldn't be worth the risk.

Pottler

10K? I barely do legal stuff for that sort of money tbh.(It's really not that much)

girl in the striped socks

Pottler wrote: »

10K? I barely do legal stuff for that sort of money tbh.(It's really not that much)

How are you fixed for a loan of €10,000?

marshbaboon

Yawns wrote: »

Hitman - Yes

Drugs mule - No

Wait a minute, you're not the wallet inspector!


le poop

You'd rather kill someone than stick a bit of gear up your arse? What kind of monster are you!?

kincsem

I would park my car illegally for €10,000.

Tonyandthewhale

Hitman for 10,000euro? No way I'd kill someone for the price of a fiat panda. I may not have morals but I do have standards.

B.A._Baracus

Most people would do something illegal for 10 euro let alone 10,000 euro :pac:

admiralofthefleet

i would light a smoke in a pub, get fined 3 grand and make a 7 grand profit.

amirite?

4zn76tysfajdxp

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i would light a smoke in a pub, get fines 4 grand and make a 7 grand profit.

amirite?

No.

King George VI

That's an awful paycheck for a hitman. add a zero at the end of that and we got a deal.

admiralofthefleet

Braylee Defeated Bluebird wrote: »

No.

wasnt watching what i was typing there

10k?
Nah, I'm worth more than that.

Larianne

No, coz knowing my luck I'd get caught.

stevek93

Depends what it was. :pac:

Delightfully Pessimistic

Well I was going to do something illegal for 10'000 I would just.. well.... Steal the 10K.. which is illegal in itself

grey_so_what

10,000 yo yo's not that much.

I'd want James Bond rates....

(complete with car, hotel rates, suits, watch etc.....)

Then maybe I'd consider....:D:D:D

stevek93

Maybe drive in the bus lane thats illegal. :P

El Guapo!

Ten grand to kill someone?! No way. Gimme 100k and I'll do it. And I'll make it look like an accident or frame someone else you don't like for that price.

For ten grand ill drive the getaway car in a heist.

Pm me for a full price list.

ejmaztec

grey_so_what wrote: »

10,000 yo yo's not that much.

I'd want James Bond rates....

(complete with car, hotel rates, suits, watch etc.....)

Then maybe I'd consider....:D:D:D

Yes, they never think of looking for a high-profile hitman. You could put "hitman" on your business cards in case the rest isn't obvious enough.

Knex*

No matter what money you give me, there will always be someone do to it for less. 50k and I'll get some poor sucker to do the deed for 5k.

Where To

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2x0fMszj58

NegativeCreep

I'd too something small but not become a Hitman! :eek:
Is being a drug mule where you have to bring drugs to another country? I've watched too much "banged up abroad" to even consider that! I would bring drugs to various parts within Ireland though. That'd be grand.

10,000 isn't a life changing amount of money, although it would be very handy, and not worth risking my freedoms for :L

Mr.Crinklewood

I'd rob €10,001 for it.

Pottler

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

How are you fixed for a loan of €10,000?

Pretty good, there is this package I need delivered though...:D

gobnaitolunacy

A drugs mule you say? I will in me hole.

Pottler

gobnaitolunacy wrote: »

A drugs mule you say? I will in me hole.

Less of your cheek Gobnait, or lease out your cheeks?. If you got caught, you'd be stuffed.

grey_so_what

ejmaztec wrote: »

Yes, they never think of looking for a high-profile hitman. You could put "hitman" on your business cards in case the rest isn't obvious enough.

But if I was a "Lookalike"...........:eek:

Would the Shi** hit the fan???.......

:pac:

Jay D

No to both. A hit man I'd want more. But I don't think I'd ever kill someone for someone else. It's just not right. Unless it was my immediate family for some extreme reason. Probably free then.

No for the drugs too. I could never trust someone enough to be adequately careful in general things they do when transporting or talking publicly to avoid drawing attention to themselves. Then me.

10,000 is not a lot either. Then again the higher the pay the higher the risk the longer and more severe the sentence if caught.

gobnaitolunacy

Pottler wrote: »

Less of your cheek Gobnait, or lease out your cheeks?. If you got caught, you'd be stuffed.

A date with the woman or man with the Marigold glove.
Please be a woman.

Pottler

gobnaitolunacy wrote: »

A date with the woman or man with the Marigold glove.
Please be a woman.

It's a man, his name's Ben Dover.

Capt'n Midnight

AFAIK the average armed robbery netts about 10K

and there is a one in four chance of getting caught

not really worth it




Also

Many people have a reputation for being honest when in reality their price is too high.

validusername1

i wouldn't kill anyone for any amount of money
drugs yeah, least that wouldn't make me feel guilty

jester77

Depends, would I get travel expenses and a lunch allowance?

Ficheall

stevek93 wrote: »

Depends what it was. :pac:

Or 'who' it was...

Jay D wrote: »

But I don't think I'd ever kill someone for someone else. It's just not right. Unless it was my immediate family for some extreme reason.

One would hope that it would be an extreme reason that would cause you to kill your immediately family, aye.