Represent the Nest Rio Olympics 2016

Princess Peach

I know its a ways off but training needs to begin now if you want that Gold medal*

We need participants before we can put in a claim as a country. It will totally happen cause some of the countries competing definitely do not exist.

What event do you want to compete in?

I'm gonna train for the midget toss!

*I have under good authority that Olympic Gold medals are gold foil covering the world's most delicious and exclusive chocolate, on a purdy ribbon.

Star Lord

Princess Peach wrote: »

I know its a ways off but training needs to begin now if you want that Gold medal*

We need participants before we can put in a claim as a country. It will totally happen cause some of the countries competing definitely do not exist.

What event do you want to compete in?

I'm gonna train for the midget toss!

[SIZE="1"]*I have under good authority that Olympic Gold medals are gold foil covering the world's most delicious and exclusive chocolate, on a purdy ribbon.[/SIZE]

I told you, stop tossing me into the hall! :-(

Jesus Wept

Princess Peach

Gotta start the muscle building diet.

17 raw eggs in a blender, half a bottle of sriracha sauce, vanilla extract and some chick peas.

Blend, microwave, feed it your cat, then chase the cat around the house before it vomits inside.

Then eat a good old full Irish. Only wholewheat toast though, we're athletes like.

Mr.Crinklewood

No need to wait to then.

Princess Peach

The sausage of Olympic champs!!

Jesus Wept

lol

Princess Peach

Chuck Stone

I'm going to have a shot at the international Jack Rustling.

homer simpson

I think I'd be in with a shout of getting gold in the unicycle sprint in the velodrome. I've had my own velodrome built in my attic for me and anyone from the nest who wants to use it.