Roadkill

I Was VB

Seems inevitable driving at nite that your gonna send a few critters to their resting place. A fox met its maker last nite under the wheels of my wanked out executive saloon tonight. The poor little c***, i went back to see what it was as i thought i hit a dog. The c*** was in two pieces couldnt leave him like a scene from a snuff movie so i picked him up by the tail and fuked him in a garden.

Circle of life and all that.

Mycroft H

I hit a house sparrow the other day. Spent the next hour feeling guilty about myself

johngalway

I Was VB wrote: »

Seems inevitable driving at nite that your gonna send a few critters to their resting place. A fox met its maker last nite under the wheels of my wanked out executive saloon tonight. The poor little c***, i went back to see what it was as i thought i hit a dog. The c*** was in two pieces couldnt leave him like a scene from a snuff movie so i picked him up by the tail and fuked him in a garden.

Circle of life and all that.

Poor little nothin! You saved plenty of other animals flattening that lad.

cml387

All those flies. I just weep...

BrianD3

Killed a baby rabbit recently, nothing I could do to avoid him. That's the first animal I've hit for years. Have killed thousands of small birds though, they just fly out a few inches in front of the car on country roads.

I drive high mileage and see an awful lot of roadkill done by other drivers. Badgers, cats, foxes, hedgehogs.

bazz26

Gave as good as he got.

Rega

I Was VB wrote: »

Seems inevitable driving at nite that your gonna send a few critters to their resting place. A fox met its maker last nite under the wheels of my wanked out executive saloon tonight. The poor little c***, i went back to see what it was as i thought i hit a dog. The c*** was in two pieces couldnt leave him like a scene from a snuff movie so i picked him up by the tail and fuked him in a garden.

Circle of life and all that.

Easy there tiger. You can get a name for yourself with that sort of carry on!

Jimbob 83

One of the 19" Tettsut's was a cats end one night last week, stupid thing just froze and it was slow as much as i could and continue on or a wall or a ditch, sorry kitty atleast it was quick.

Checked no collar and it wasn't suffering thats all we can do

Jimbob 83

Doublepost, feckin useless O2 dongle

colm_mcm

This is all in pretty poor taste.

Pottler

BX 19 wrote: »

I hit a house sparrow the other day. Spent the next hour feeling guilty about myself

^thats me too, I hate hitting animals, I've no prob shooting stuff that I mean to kill, but I feckin hate killing things by accident. Hit a badger one night coming home from Cork, nearly put me through the roof the van lifted so much when the wheel went over it - badgers are tough was my conclusion. I also felt sorry for the badger:(