Best spam ever!

mackg

Has this really not been posted already?

A new spam e-mail doing the rounds in Ireland at the minute. Have to say it got a genuine lol out of me. Anyone here received it?

Some choice extracts:

Urban Schrott, IT security and cybercrime analyst with internet security company ESET Ireland, has the full text of the spam entitled "Your Life is in Danger". The spammer writes: "As I sit here sipping a martini it is my regretful duty to inform you that you have been selected for assassination."

"SMERSH have contacted me to assassinate you and have specifically paid extra for a particularly nasty death which makes it look like you died in a particularly bizarre sex game gone wrong," the email continues.

although he is quite charming for a horse, I don’t think Henry is the most sensitive of lovers."

http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/bizarre-email-scam-involves-horse-lard-and-sex-toy-death-202533.html

AnonoBoy

Too bad for the people who do have a contract out on their life. They're now going ignore the email they from the sympathetic hitman and pay the ultimate price.

Hande hoche!

Death to spies?

omahaid

Whoever authored that spam probably does deserve a few bob. Here is the normal spam I get

"WhatsUp n o thing Speci a lR esp on dedTau s s igI{c h ange

Officer sHa dheard The S hotT h eySaw

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guys we havent asked a price"

Wacker The Attacker

Mr Hands lover is seeking revenge