Crab Guy - The prefect man - almost ??

moomooeire

Well over a month ago, I met this really good looking lad! got on great,he seemed prefect...we went back to his.....but when I got home, I found a few lice on me!..in the groin area......grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr nasty!....wasn't so bad there didn't seem to be more than 2 but I slapped on some cream and went all military on those 8 legged freaks !..and washed my bed clothes......i've met this guy out again for drinks and he asked me back to his and i had to jump on a bus home, as I feared my ex crab peoples relations coming over to say their prays for the crabs demons I KILLED ....im a murder!

It's a terrible situation to be in, should i tell him ''Here lad you are a planet, and your tiny little crab people are after my bits'' but he might think im a freak for telling him over a month later....

I SWEAR to god does every decent lad out there have crabs!.... *checks hairy areas a million times** ''I AM NOT A PLANET...."

Should I TELL him? and if he does use the cream do I trust his military techniques for riding himself of the crab people?

P. Breathnach

Lice (including pubic lice) like hairy places. You could shave, and stop worrying.

moomooeire

Lol the lice are well gone! thats not the problem, also shaving does not get rid of them, im a lice expert at this stage. You need the cream!!

P. Breathnach

I'm thinking of the possibilities of recolonisation.

purplepapillon

Your title says he's almost perfect I'd say tell him.

After your drinks date, he could be thinking about why you didn't go back with him. It could assuage his worries/wonderings on this point for one.

If he's as perfect as you think, he'll take it on the chin, I think.*

Best of luck with the colonisers!

*no guarantees here though!

KKkitty

How could he not know he has them himself?

ButterflyABC

Tell him he has them! No big deal to get rid of them if you want to keep seeing him but i would also think what else might he have!

moomooeire

Tbh it's pretty common sadly !l!! Not my first encounter with them !!!! Grrrrrrrrr

ButterflyABC wrote: »

Tell him he has them! No big deal to get rid of them if you want to keep seeing him but i would also think what else might he have!

ButterflyABC

Very very common and not a big deal at all but unfortunately there are other much worse nasties to worry about that can't be gotten rid of but crabs is defo not a dumpable offence

Good luck!

moomooeire

Very true , I feel stupid, do I text him or tell him
Face to face lol ! Mortified !

ButterflyABC wrote: »

Very very common and not a big deal at all but unfortunately there are other much worse nasties to worry about that can't be gotten rid of but crabs is defo not a dumpable offence

Good luck!

purplepapillon

I'd say face to face. It might be embarrassing, but tone is difficult to get right in a text.

i.e. "You have crabs" could be you have them, and I'm angry, or, you have them, and it's something you should sort, but I'm still on for dating.

Face to face is always easier communication!

blatantrereg

You need to tell someone if they are carrying a transmissable disease/parasite.

ButterflyABC

I reckon face to face. Could be taken up wrong in text message. Anyone can get them so no need to be embarrassed really but better that he knows, kinda surprising he doesn't know he has them already as they spread quickly.

AnonoBoy

"I like you but when I got back from your place the last day I discovered I'd picked up crabs. Get them sorted and gone and we can give it a go."

Be blunt but nice.

Maple

blatantrereg wrote: »

You need to tell someone if they are carrying a transmissable disease/parasite.

This.

Thread closed.

Maple