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Serious question here..............

  • 28-07-2012 8:15pm
    #1
    Mayo_Boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 661 ✭✭✭


    How many times a day do people fap? No smart answers please

    How many times a day do you fap? 27 votes

    Once a day
    0% 0 votes
    More than once
    59% 16 votes
    Never
    40% 11 votes


Comments

  • #2
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,593 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Wherever I think of you.

    X


  • #3
    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    That's a bit personal OP.


  • #4
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Mayo_Boy wrote: »
    How many times a day do people fap? No smart answers please

    still single OP ?


  • #5
    TheBody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,633 ✭✭✭TheBody


    Thread needs a poll op!


  • #6
    Tombi!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    I've no willy.

    So never.


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  • #7
    Seanchai
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,401 ✭✭✭Seanchai


    A bit personal indeed but feck it. It depends on work and stress levels, unfortunately. When they are heavy/high, there's very little action in any way.


  • #8
    Logical_Bear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 799 ✭✭✭Logical_Bear 


    if(bag == full){
 fap++;
 crackOneOff=true;
 }
else{
  crackOneOff=false;
 }


  • #9
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Apt username OP- keep on squirtin!


  • #10
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    as many as I can get in before I'm asked to leave the premises.


  • #11
    Colmustard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,836 ✭✭✭Colmustard


    Seriously how many times a day do you not fap'


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  • #12
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Whats "fap"


  • #13
    Jammy Donut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 606 ✭✭✭Jammy Donut


    Depends how many women I stalk on that given day TBH.


  • #14
    TheBody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,633 ✭✭✭TheBody


    kneemos wrote: »
    Whats "fap"

    Check this out:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fap%20fap%20fap


  • #15
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Mayo_Boy wrote: »
    How many times a day do people fap? No smart answers please

    You know, when you said "serious question here" my first reaction is that this is going to be about fapping or toilet use and he's going to ask for honest answers in AH....

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #16
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    Mayo_Boy wrote: »
    How many times a day do people fap? No smart answers please

    After Hours ... serious question ..... no smart answers ... please

    You ain't right in the head boy ....
















    (answer : whenever I get the house to myself)


  • #17
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    im waiting for the wimmins to answer


  • #18
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    TheBody wrote: »
    Check this out:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fap%20fap%20fap

    Hmmmmmm


  • #19
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,286 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Mayo Boy, a boy who is now entirely made of human mayo as he just couldn't stop fapping.


  • #20
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Lots of fappers in mayo OP...:D


  • #21
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Mayo Boy, a boy who is now entirely made of human mayo as he just couldn't stop fapping.

    I glanced at your username and saw RubbingBandit - like a play on words of Rubber Bandits but it wasn't that so er .. eh that's all ... so .....Back to the ****-guy folks ....


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  • #22
    Mayo_Boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 661 ✭✭✭Mayo_Boy


    Guys please. This is getting out of hand (if you know what I mean ;))


  • #23
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,286 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Blondini wrote: »
    I glanced at your username and saw RubbingBandit - like a play on words of Rubber Bandits but it wasn't that so er .. eh that's all ... so .....Back to the ****-guy folks ....

    Fcuk you Blondini I have a horse outside, btw you should stop all that fapping as you are going blind boy...


  • #24
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    The old morning **** is the real way to set up the day.


  • #25
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    gooby pls, Dolan alwuz fabs


  • #26
    BlueSmoker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭BlueSmoker


    Depends on how windy it is on any given day, some days I fap like a kite, other days I'm as still as a sheeted lake :)


  • #27
    Jesus Shaves
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    Today I watched the women's beach volleyball, I fapped a lot


  • #28
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Jesus Shaves wrote: »
    Today I watched the women's beach volleyball, I fapped a lot

    This must be your first time on the internet, so. How are you finding it?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #29
    cruiser178
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    Ah answer = I'd fap looking a cracked plate.

    Realistically = love fapping in a hot shower and i shower at least once a day, so there ya go.


  • #30
    Jesus Shaves
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    This must be your first time on the internet, so. How are you finding it?

    It's mainly full of weird men who ask each other how many times they fap a day


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  • #31
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Jesus Shaves wrote: »
    It's mainly full of weird men who ask each other how many times they fap a day

    You need to stay in more!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #32
    paddy kerins
    Site Banned Posts: 1,856 ✭✭✭paddy kerins


    Oh, that reminds me....

    *Ctrl/Shift N*


  • #33
    CodyJarrett
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 307 ✭✭CodyJarrett


    Well, at least now we know you didn't choose your username based on location.


  • #34
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Well like yesterday I had three just watching cash in the attic.


  • #35
    LaVail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭LaVail


    Once a day, sometimes more. Although sometimes I skip a day if my balls are sore from overuse :cool:


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