Olympic torch - AH style....

Mr.Crinklewood

Who should the carriers be?.

Where should it travel?

How should the torch be lit, and which AH user should light it?.

All of the above should be done in an AH style.

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I assume it will not stay lit for long, as someone will blast it with piss....

OldGoat

Torch should be carried by Terry and lit by Bubbles with his CD burner.

Jesus Shaves

Who cares

kfallon

Who cares....we have enough to be worrying about with the recession, the politicians, religion, racism, American Gun Laws etc!

A real AH response!

frozenfrozen

jesus shaves can carry it as it's passing the newly discovered billion barrels of oil

dmc17

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

I assume it will not stay lit for long, as someone will blast it with piss....

In that case it should be lit with a fart!

Hazys

Jesus Shaves wrote: »

Who cares

Go fcuk yourself Jesus

smash

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

How should the torch be lit, and which AH user should light it?.

I'll just check the Cork naked bike ride thread and cross check the females against the KYN thread and I'll be back later with my suggestions.

AnonoBoy

OldGoat wrote: »

Torch should be carried by Terry and lit by Bubbles with his CD burner.

Old-skool boards references. :pac::pac:

OldGoat

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Old-skool boards references. :pac::pac:

QFT FTW All your bases...

foxyboxer

A fianna fail voting, dole scrounging, daily mail reading, church going traveller.

Jesus Shaves

Hazys wrote: »

Go fcuk yourself Jesus

I would if i could

Hazys

Jesus Shaves wrote: »

I would if i could

You're Jesus...you can turn water into wine, surely you can turn your penis into your vagina

Donnielighto

Investment should do security

antodeco

I should get to light and carry the torch from start to finish. In fact, I'm so great, I think I should get two torches incase the first one goes out.

FatherLen

bagsy first!


*runs away with torch

Lawrence1895

dmc17 wrote: »

In that case it should be lit with a fart!

That won't work, generations tried it, even if you eat tons of beans a d broccoli

oneohone

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phasers

Let's be honest here, it would go about 3 miles before some comedian ran off with it.


Personally I'd just use a packet of matches to light the big pot yoke in the staduim, save all that running.

Dangerous Man

If it were an AH denizen, it would have to be a really, really badly done, shitty job of immense proportions. This is how I see it going down.

AH guy picks up the torch from some IOC dignitary at a handover ceremony, somewhere. Dignitary gives a short, but impressive speech to an assembled crowd of spectators and media. AH guy stands off to the side in his grey tracksuit bottoms, tucked into his filthy white socks - hands down the front of his jocks, eyeballin' some cunt in the front row.

AH guy takes the torch mutters 'ask me bollix' to the dignitary, and brings it on a whistlestop tour of Marlborough street, O'Connell street, Talbot Street, Henry Street before hitting the off-license, getting pissed and passing out by the spire. The torch is then stolen.

Wacker The Attacker

Face Kicker can kick seb coe in the face

Jesus Shaves

frozenfrozen wrote: »

jesus shaves can carry it as it's passing the newly discovered billion barrels of oil

Haha, you do realise that the oil isn't pre-barrelled

Nodin

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Who should the carriers be?.

Where should it travel?

How should the torch be lit, and which AH user should light it?.

All of the above should be done in an AH style.

_______________

I assume it will not stay lit for long, as someone will blast it with piss....

Usually theres a load of torches being carried towards the nearest Nigerian single mother.....

Hardonraging

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Old-skool boards references. :pac::pac:

OldGoat wrote: »

QFT FTW All your bases...

Christ that's an old ref, anyone know where bubs is these days ? in fact i'm thinking i prob shouldn't ask ...

3ndahalfof6

who is paying for it.

up for anything

Hazys wrote: »

You're Jesus...you can turn water into wine, surely you can turn your penis into your vagina

That isn't terribly clever of you. He'd still have a problem. :rolleyes:

Mint Sauce

Was going to report this and say it belongs in the London Olympic Thread, but have just realised its only a thread to massage peoples ego and AH status.

Mr.Crinklewood

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

who is paying for it.

Robert Mugabe.