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forceful change of religion

  • 25-07-2012 10:08am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13


    hello all,

    I am an Indian and catholic and residing in Ireland for years.

    From last few days few people who are protestant / pentacostal are forcing my
    family to convert into there group.

    How can i get rid of them,can i contact garda , or should i contact some other
    people

    pls suggest


Comments

  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,741 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    How on earth do you force someone to become Protestant?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    What would Jesus do?


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    In what way are they forcing you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    machhu wrote: »
    How can i get rid of them

    Your local chemist might have a cream for it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Transubstantiation is good for warding off protestants I hear.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,202 ✭✭✭Rabidlamb


    machhu wrote: »
    hello all,

    I am an Indian and catholic and residing in Ireland for years.

    From last few days few people who are protestant / pentacostal are forcing my
    family to convert into there group.

    How can i get rid of them,can i contact garda , or should i contact some other
    people

    pls suggest

    OP, they've no right & no power in this regard.
    Religious freedom is enshrined under Irish law.
    Threaten the Guards on them first, they are probably being over pushy.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Transubstantiation is good for warding off protestants I hear.

    or kneecapping.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    or kneecapping.

    Dutch capping is supposed to ward off Catholics.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Smite them!

    Or use logic. Religious types hate that.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Dutch capping is supposed to ward off Catholics.

    It doesn't ward them off, just keeps them out.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    I would like to hear the other side of this story


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,903 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    throw your toys out of the pram


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    counter attack by sneaking up behind these people and baptizing them or you could try waterboarding


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    blast them with holy water


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Set the dogmas on em.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    machhu wrote: »
    hello all,

    I am an Indian and catholic and residing in Ireland for years.

    From last few days few people who are protestant / pentacostal are forcing my
    family to convert into there group.

    How can i get rid of them,can i contact garda , or should i contact some other
    people

    pls suggest

    Tell them to bugger off?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    Ask God for help - I'm sure he'll sort it out for you.:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,908 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Quickly convert to Islam. They won't see it coming.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,640 ✭✭✭Pushtrak


    Prey Pray for them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    Are you living on the Shankhill Road ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,488 ✭✭✭celtictiger32


    machhu wrote: »
    hello all,

    I am an Indian and catholic and residing in Ireland for years.

    From last few days few people who are protestant / pentacostal are forcing my
    family to convert into there group.

    How can i get rid of them,can i contact garda , or should i contact some other
    people

    pls suggest

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    You drop your guard for a nano-second and these feckers march into the house and flit around like flies on sh1t. A flame-thrower's the answer because "fuck off!" isn't adequate.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    OP wait till the mormons come knocking on your door :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭nbar12


    machhu wrote: »
    hello all,

    I am an Indian and catholic and residing in Ireland for years.

    From last few days few people who are protestant / pentacostal are forcing my
    family to convert into there group.

    How can i get rid of them,can i contact garda , or should i contact some other
    people

    pls suggest

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2178093/Ice-pick-hostage-drama-Boy-held-hostage-hours-Quezon-City-Philippines.html

    Seriously do what the woman in the picture is doing, they will soon piss off...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    blast them with holy water

    Is a priest's piss holy? You could try blasting them with that.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Am I the only person who really wants the OP to phone the Gardaí with their complaint then come back here and report on their experience?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Just tell them to FUCK OFF!


    This is one if the reasons why I really dislike religion. How sad do you have to be to go around recruiting people for your religion and totally disrespecting other people's beliefs and making them lesser because those views aren't your own?

    If push came to shove and they didn't back down, I'd get a big stick and just hit them with it.
    The big stick being a crucifix would be a nice touch btw. Just sayin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,488 ✭✭✭celtictiger32


    Am I the only person who really wants the OP to phone the Gardaí with their complaint then come back here and report on their experience?

    yes, the rest of us are having too much fun


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    budgese wrote: »
    Am I the only person who really wants the OP to phone the Gardaí with their complaint then come back here and report on their experience?

    Yes! Actually that would be very entertaining and would be very appropriate as well!
    I'd love if the OP youtubed it even!:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,658 ✭✭✭donutheadhomer


    How on earth do you force someone to become Protestant?

    something to do with drinking soup - as far as I remember from secondary school history


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    something to do with drinking soup - as far as I remember from secondary school history

    Feck, I never read the small print in those Erin / Knorr packets.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 198 ✭✭northernpower


    How on earth do you force someone to become Protestant?

    Soup???

    Beaten me to it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Soup???

    It's easy once you fuck up the spud crop.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,658 ✭✭✭donutheadhomer




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 198 ✭✭northernpower



    I know yeah, I was answering the question with the same quip, you were just faster, filling up on soup eh?;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,658 ✭✭✭donutheadhomer


    I know yeah, I was answering the question with the same quip, you were just faster, filling up on soup eh?;)

    wonder what would have happened if they had eaten noodles instead


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    OP, they've no right & no power in this regard.
    Religious freedom is enshrined under Irish law.
    Threaten the Guards on them first, they are probably being over pushy.

    pity that doesnt extend to leaving the RCC


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 198 ✭✭northernpower


    wonder what would have happened if they had eaten noodles instead

    There'd be a lot of CONFUCIAN :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,908 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Baxters>Heinz.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,044 ✭✭✭Wossack


    machhu wrote: »
    hello all,

    I am an Indian and catholic and residing in Ireland for years.

    From last few days few people who are protestant / pentacostal are forcing my
    family to convert into there group.

    How can i get rid of them,can i contact garda , or should i contact some other
    people

    pls suggest

    how very un-protestant


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