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Most nerdy boob joke ever?

24-07-2012 1:02pm

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Ben D Bus

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http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-18922629

Microsoft has swiftly fixed an embarrassing gaffe which saw a chunk of code labelled "big boobs".

The hexadecimal string 0xB16B00B5 was discovered lurking in code that helps a Microsoft program work with Linux open source software.

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#2 24-07-2012 1:03pm

frozenfrozen

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busted

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#3 24-07-2012 1:04pm

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What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead, and I'll give these two a lift.

Now that's a nerdy boob joke.

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#4 24-07-2012 1:06pm

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There was another in the kernal that said boobies too.

but in fairness if you really looked i'm sure you would find these everywhere you looked.

Its like bored graphic designers hiding a c*ck and balls or goatse in business signs

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#5 24-07-2012 1:07pm

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5318008

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#6 24-07-2012 1:07pm

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Ghandee wrote: »

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead, and I'll give these two a lift.

Now that's a nerdy boob joke.

what did the tie say to the hat?
You go on a head, and I'll hang around.

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#7 24-07-2012 1:08pm

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11 cheers for binary

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#8 24-07-2012 1:08pm

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What did the knickers say to the bra?

Stop complaining about those tits, i`m stuck with this c*nt.

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#9 24-07-2012 1:08pm

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Hardonraging wrote: »

5318008

i broke my laptop reading that

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#10 24-07-2012 1:41pm

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http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/poster.asp

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#11 24-07-2012 1:43pm

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*sniggers and goes checking code for more*

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#12 24-07-2012 1:44pm

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Heh heh heh....you said "boobs"...heh heh heh

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#13 24-07-2012 10:01pm

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Cafebabe https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexspeak

also http://www.pidjin.net/2012/06/21/chip-n-date/

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#14 24-07-2012 10:03pm

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What's worse than a cardboard box?
Paper tits

My favourite joke ever.

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#15 24-07-2012 10:11pm

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I like to invent crap jokes:

Where are boobs kept?

In the liboobry! Or the LiBRAry

Ahuhuhuhhuhuhhuhuhuh cool huhuhuhuhuhuh cool huh cool

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#16 24-07-2012 10:36pm

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It has taken only four days for this to seep from YLYL3 to here? Is this a record?

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#17 25-07-2012 7:27am

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Eve_Dublin wrote: »

I like to invent crap jokes:

Where are boobs kept?

In the liboobry! Or the LiBRAry

Ahuhuhuhhuhuhhuhuhuh cool huhuhuhuhuhuh cool huh cool

hey will you come to our party? you're so cool

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#18 25-07-2012 7:44am

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Eve_Dublin wrote: »

I like to invent crap jokes:

Where are boobs kept?

In the liboobry! Or the LiBRAry

Ahuhuhuhhuhuhhuhuhuh cool huhuhuhuhuhuh cool huh cool

It's bum cakes (re: your sig).

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