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My wife can not bear my collection of skull

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  • 24-07-2012 8:58am
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    Registered Users Posts: 20


    I like to collect skull-shaped stuffs, like skull cups, skull toy, etc., but my wife don't like them, she keeps complain with me. I work hard, so I could't have any hobbies after hours?
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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Maybe your wife is thinking "I hope he dont make a mug out of me"


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Skull collecting isn't a hobby, unless you're Transylvanian.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    What's the fascination?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭pablohoney87


    Shouldnt she be busy making you a sandwich instead of complaining about your collection?


  • Registered Users Posts: 206 ✭✭Jambo221


    Add her skull to your collection, two birds with one skull.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Shouldnt she be busy making you a sandwich instead of complaining about your collection?
    Take your sexist joke and go forth from this thread, and do not return.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20 aimery


    Shouldnt she be busy making you a sandwich instead of complaining about your collection?
    That's the point...but she do make sandwich for me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,623 ✭✭✭TheBody


    I'd eat her with some fava beans and a nice chianti.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20 aimery


    biko wrote: »
    Skull collecting isn't a hobby, unless you're Transylvanian.
    So stamp collecting is a hobby, but skull item collecting isn't, why?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    aimery wrote: »
    So stamp collecting is a hobby, but skull item collecting isn't, why?
    It is a hobby. It's just a really fcuked up one!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Unless you are murdering people, removing their heads and scooping out their brains in the living room, I don't see why she has a problem


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Bone her.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    You can make a fine bowl of soup from a skull if you take the jaw off and put it on backwards.

    Don't forget to take the brain out, though, like I did :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Maybe you should sit down and talk to your wife and tell her how these skulls pleasure you so much. Hopefully she'll understand.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,267 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Show her your sensitive side, by getting her some nice new cushion covers made from human skin.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20 aimery


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    You can make a fine bowl of soup from a skull if you take the jaw off and put it on backwards.

    Don't forget to take the brain out, though, like I did :(
    :eek: That's so ....


  • Registered Users Posts: 20 aimery


    Archeron wrote: »
    Show her your sensitive side, by getting her some nice new cushion covers made from human skin.
    Oh, trust me I do that every month.


  • Registered Users Posts: 813 ✭✭✭working fool


    Nothin wrong with collecting skull stuff
    Better than hello kitty ?

    Make a compromise buy a skull every time she buys new shoes

    Except them slutty ones she keeps in the back of the wardrobe


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Do you look at people walking down the street, evaluate their noggin and think yea...that would be great in my collection?

    Just asking like.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 20 aimery


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Maybe you should sit down and talk to your wife and tell her how these skulls pleasure you so much. Hopefully she'll understand.
    I keep explaining that I like these skull stuffs just like you like shopping. Thanks for your suggestion, and I think I will think of a good way to persuade her.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    My GF is the same, she has skulls on everything.

    I'd say at least 80% of all her clothes have a skull design on them. Then there is all her bags, accesories pretty much anything!

    I even went and got her (among other things!) a ice cube tray that gave skull and crossbones design.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20 aimery


    Nothin wrong with collecting skull stuff
    Better than hello kitty ?

    Make a compromise buy a skull every time she buys new shoes

    Except them slutty ones she keeps in the back of the wardrobe
    lol...sounds good


  • Registered Users Posts: 20 aimery


    danniemcq wrote: »
    My GF is the same, she has skulls on everything.

    I'd say at least 80% of all her clothes have a skull design on them. Then there is all her bags, accesories pretty much anything!

    I even went and got her (among other things!) a ice cube tray that gave skull and crossbones design.
    Why not? Skull stuff is cool. PS: I also have some clothes printed with skull design.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20 aimery


    Maybe your wife is thinking "I hope he dont make a mug out of me"
    You mean I should give her more attention, more care?


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    I read the thread title as Skol and thought you had a load of old cans of lager in your press (hope this is the right clip)



  • Registered Users Posts: 20 aimery


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Unless you are murdering people, removing their heads and scooping out their brains in the living room, I don't see why she has a problem
    I don't know, she just hate it, but I can totally understand, it's just like I hate the rubber things.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    aimery wrote: »
    I don't know, she just hate it, but I can totally understand, it's just like I hate the rubber things.
    So you collect skulls and she collects dildos?


  • Registered Users Posts: 20 aimery


    kfallon wrote: »
    I read the thread title as Skol and thought you had a load of old cans of lager in your press (hope this is the right clip)

    Sorry, but I'm a little confused.


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Op, does your wife give head?
    Maybe its a subconcious message?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    You should go to the gift shop in UCC (University College Cork) you will have a real hard on. The skull and crossbones are worn on all the sports gear. You can even get a skull and crossbones tie and cufflinks, mug. You name it.


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