My wife can not bear my collection of skull

aimery

I like to collect skull-shaped stuffs, like skull cups, skull toy, etc., but my wife don't like them, she keeps complain with me. I work hard, so I could't have any hobbies after hours?

Lando Griffin

Maybe your wife is thinking "I hope he dont make a mug out of me"

biko

Skull collecting isn't a hobby, unless you're Transylvanian.

smash

What's the fascination?

pablohoney87

Shouldnt she be busy making you a sandwich instead of complaining about your collection?

Jambo221

Add her skull to your collection, two birds with one skull.

biko

pablohoney87 wrote: »

Shouldnt she be busy making you a sandwich instead of complaining about your collection?

Take your sexist joke and go forth from this thread, and do not return.

aimery

pablohoney87 wrote: »

Shouldnt she be busy making you a sandwich instead of complaining about your collection?

That's the point...but she do make sandwich for me.

TheBody

I'd eat her with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

aimery

biko wrote: »

Skull collecting isn't a hobby, unless you're Transylvanian.

So stamp collecting is a hobby, but skull item collecting isn't, why?

smash

aimery wrote: »

So stamp collecting is a hobby, but skull item collecting isn't, why?

It is a hobby. It's just a really fcuked up one!

--Kaiser--

Unless you are murdering people, removing their heads and scooping out their brains in the living room, I don't see why she has a problem

Chuck Stone

Bone her.

Duggy747

You can make a fine bowl of soup from a skull if you take the jaw off and put it on backwards.

Don't forget to take the brain out, though, like I did

Oranage2

Maybe you should sit down and talk to your wife and tell her how these skulls pleasure you so much. Hopefully she'll understand.

Archeron

Show her your sensitive side, by getting her some nice new cushion covers made from human skin.

aimery

Duggy747 wrote: »

You can make a fine bowl of soup from a skull if you take the jaw off and put it on backwards.

Don't forget to take the brain out, though, like I did

:eek: That's so ....

aimery

Archeron wrote: »

Show her your sensitive side, by getting her some nice new cushion covers made from human skin.

Oh, trust me I do that every month.

working fool

Nothin wrong with collecting skull stuff
Better than hello kitty ?

Make a compromise buy a skull every time she buys new shoes

Except them slutty ones she keeps in the back of the wardrobe

AckwelFoley

Do you look at people walking down the street, evaluate their noggin and think yea...that would be great in my collection?

Just asking like.....

aimery

Oranage2 wrote: »

Maybe you should sit down and talk to your wife and tell her how these skulls pleasure you so much. Hopefully she'll understand.

I keep explaining that I like these skull stuffs just like you like shopping. Thanks for your suggestion, and I think I will think of a good way to persuade her.

danniemcq

My GF is the same, she has skulls on everything.

I'd say at least 80% of all her clothes have a skull design on them. Then there is all her bags, accesories pretty much anything!

I even went and got her (among other things!) a ice cube tray that gave skull and crossbones design.

aimery

working fool wrote: »

Nothin wrong with collecting skull stuff
Better than hello kitty ?

Make a compromise buy a skull every time she buys new shoes

Except them slutty ones she keeps in the back of the wardrobe

lol...sounds good

aimery

danniemcq wrote: »

My GF is the same, she has skulls on everything.

I'd say at least 80% of all her clothes have a skull design on them. Then there is all her bags, accesories pretty much anything!

I even went and got her (among other things!) a ice cube tray that gave skull and crossbones design.

Why not? Skull stuff is cool. PS: I also have some clothes printed with skull design.

aimery

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Maybe your wife is thinking "I hope he dont make a mug out of me"

You mean I should give her more attention, more care?

kfallon

I read the thread title as Skol and thought you had a load of old cans of lager in your press (hope this is the right clip)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On0IImHTTNY

aimery

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Unless you are murdering people, removing their heads and scooping out their brains in the living room, I don't see why she has a problem

I don't know, she just hate it, but I can totally understand, it's just like I hate the rubber things.

smash

aimery wrote: »

I don't know, she just hate it, but I can totally understand, it's just like I hate the rubber things.

So you collect skulls and she collects dildos?

aimery

kfallon wrote: »

I read the thread title as Skol and thought you had a load of old cans of lager in your press (hope this is the right clip)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On0IImHTTNY

Sorry, but I'm a little confused.

Op, does your wife give head?
Maybe its a subconcious message?

partyguinness

You should go to the gift shop in UCC (University College Cork) you will have a real hard on. The skull and crossbones are worn on all the sports gear. You can even get a skull and crossbones tie and cufflinks, mug. You name it.