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So I have this Alco neighbour

  • 18-07-2012 11:38pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭


    Who looks like the roots of a hazel wood i might ad, but she keeps singing at me over the wall,

    should i tell her to fuk off or get whomever she's talkin to to rodger her?

    21/25



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    sounds like easy fanny to me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    sounds like easy fanny to me


    Bear in mind though she looks like the roots of a hazel wood

    21/25



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    So, I have this neighbour.

    He's quite a staid, uptight fellow. Occasionally, when the weather is nice, I'll have a few friends over for a drink and a BBQ. Nothing too loud, but we'll play a few tunes and maybe have a sing along.

    I always catch this guy staring over the wall at me, so I try to walk over to invite him to join us, thinking he is lonely. Each time, he walks away, muttering words like 'alcoholic' and phrases such as 'go get laid,' at me.

    I feel as though he is being slanderous and the constant comments to go get laid are intimidating me. I feel as though I am being harassed simply for wanting to enjoy having a few friends over for a small session of an evening. What should I do? It feels like harassment and I'm very uncomfortable with it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    So, I have this neighbour.

    He's quite a staid, uptight fellow. Occasionally, when the weather is nice, I'll have a few friends over for a drink and a BBQ. Nothing too loud, but we'll play a few tunes and maybe have a sing along.

    I always catch this guy staring over the wall at me, so I try to walk over to invite him to join us, thinking he is lonely. Each time, he walks away, muttering words like 'alcoholic' and phrases such as 'go get laid,' at me.

    I feel as though he is being slanderous and the constant comments to go get laid are intimidating me. I feel as though I am being harassed simply for wanting to enjoy having a few friends over for a small session of an evening. What should I do? It feels like harassment and I'm very uncomfortable with it.

    Shussssh you and get back to bed

    21/25



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    uch wrote: »
    Bear in mind though she looks like the roots of a hazel wood


    Doesnt matter. Just bend her over the bunker, take out a whip and a can of castrol gtx and lash the arse off her


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    leave her alone


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,631 ✭✭✭✭Hank Scorpio


    Poke her with a stick


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    She needs more drink


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    nuxxx wrote: »
    Poke her with a stick

    a strap on will do fine


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,298 ✭✭✭Duggys Housemate


    Am I alone in not knowing if roots of a hazel wood is hot or not?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭meoklmrk91


    [QUOTE=uch;79803678but she keeps singing at me over the wall,

    [/QUOTE]

    What song is she singing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,789 ✭✭✭grizzly


    Sorry, ham meth thread wins.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    cmon, let's have another..

    "whilst were still young." (73)

    "whilst the night is young.." (8am)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,261 ✭✭✭Juwwi


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭Brokentime


    Tits or GTFO


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Brokentime wrote: »
    Tits or GTFO

    You first.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭Brokentime


    Sauve wrote: »
    You first.

    I'll get me coat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    uch wrote: »
    looks like the roots of a hazel wood
    Googling this phrase brings up one result, this thread.
    Wtf does this phrase mean?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


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    is that her with beer googles on get a drink on and see what happens :eek:


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