Super Special Double Parole Thread

Sarky

One FTGFOP and one southcentralts are in with a chance of having their bans lifted early. All they have to do is answer a few simple challenges.

First of all, I want you both to draw me a picture of what you think our babies would look like. Be honest. I'll know.

uch

southcentralts

guess which one is ours

babe.jpg

My son who bears a heavy soul.
Who met his end so courageously, no cat would deny his place in Valhalla.
He who defied giants and great armies to rid us of the plague of sapient felines.
Who befriended the mighty calculator to battle against the hoards of quadratic equations along the coast. HE who shall be honored above all others in the halls of Stovocore.


:mad:Meow.:mad:

southcentralts

Now I know you are all avid listeners to my radio broadcasts but in case anyone has missed them in the last few weeks - I would like to make special mention of the fact that - Shoes are to be worn on the feet, and not the other way around.

southcentralts

If it pleases the court, I have brought new exciting evidence, a doctor's note.

honey can you pick up a few things on your way home?

dogfood
2 liters of milk
babyfood and nappies
bottle of red

CLEARLY there is no mention of my continued incarceration, and therefore I rest my case.

Star Lord

Paint me. Paint me like one of your French girls.

uch

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Paint me. Paint me like one of your French girls.

I thought i did, posted a picture of you already, ****, getting my mongo's mixed up !

Oranage2

start a thread saying you love ice cream in any forum besides tCN

southcentralts

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056708406

Coming soon to a shop near you, or I guess a dumpster at the back of of the Ice-Cream factory, judging from the reaction from the mustard loving boardsies.

On another note, why is there no crayon flavor ice-cream?

southcentralts

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Paint me. Paint me like one of your French girls.

I...ran out of Delicious paint. I made paint flavor ice-cream to help me concentrate on the ice-cream challenge.

southcentralts

*clink*
OK Sarky, I am back in my cell, WHO LET A CAT IN HERE.

*Day 3*
Relations between myself and the feline are at an all-time low, insults maybe flying thick and fast, but I pledge once again to find out what they are up to, while resorting to non-violent methods (Must maintain my humanity).

Have glimpsed some of their nefarious plans involving impersonation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP3gzee1cps

How many of mans best friend have they eliminated with their evil powers.

Oranage2

southcentralts wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056708406

Coming soon to a shop near you, or I guess a dumpster at the back of of the Ice-Cream factory, judging from the reaction from the mustard loving boardsies.

On another note, why is there no crayon flavor ice-cream?

Exceptional - now do a dance.

Sarky

Bonus points if you also make a little love and get down tonight.

southcentralts

I swear on a cats life, this is me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS4dEtcx4MI

FTGFOP

Sarky wrote: »

One FTGFOP and one southcentralts are in with a chance of having their bans lifted early. All they have to do is answer a few simple challenges.

First of all, I want you both to draw me a picture of what you think our babies would look like. Be honest. I'll know.

Ah, a chance to show off my photorealism chops!



He's got my spout but your handle... craythur.





Don't know about this one, I'd say he licked it off the ground.

southcentralts

I object your honor!
clearly he has used a fake baby in that teapot, and cloned a half baby half squirrel, for the second one, and squirrels, as you surly know, are at this very moment plotting to exterminate all of those we refer to as 'Caoimhe'. Just imagine for a moment living in a world with no Caoimhe's - just how many 19-24 year old beauties would we lose?

I for one would lose 2 Caoimhe's which is 1 too many!!!

On the other hand there were no cats in those pictures, so by the powers of grey-skull, I hear-by grant you immunity and advise you to go forth and post in the post here to get banned thread, you slippery bastard you.

"There shall be only one"

uch

I concur!!

Oranage2

Is there any option for a fight to death - winner gets a choc ice.

southcentralts

choc ices for all,



It was a warm day after all.

...Super sneeky suicide attack... you... win, again...Mendoza.

southcentralts

I'm hungry!

Sarky has left me in here for days, with no food and a crappy 56K modem connected with cheesestrings to an Atari Jaguar, and a 50" Sony Bravia Smart 3D HD TV, and has left the remote control in a cage full of cats.

I agreed to remove the serious side of my brain ( lobotomy by enthusiastic amateur ) to return, but I never agreed to torture.

Someone run out to chucks van for a few...spoons, I need Iron in my diet.

Sarky

Make me a sammich first, damn it!

Mr. Boo

Where did this hella long Klondike bar come from? Stickless choc-ice!