My sister caught me spying on her having a bath,what do i do?

OMARS_COMING_ · 15-07-2012 4:29pm #1

-argument with sister
-i go bathroom to urinate
-sister goes into bathroom and runs bath
-i realise my wallet and keys are in
bathroöm
-i knock and ask for them
-she tells me to fcuk off
-i decide to try force her to open up by
turning of the light switch
-i wait but she doesnt move
-i see light coming from bathroom
-i peek in key hole and see candle
-sister sees my eye and starts screaming
-thinks im a pervert

What do i do?

MagicMarker · 15-07-2012 4:30pm

Fap?

Crann na Beatha · 15-07-2012 4:30pm

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My name is URL · 15-07-2012 4:31pm

Just keep on licking windows. You'll be grand

Where To · 15-07-2012 4:31pm

xhamster

frozenfrozen · 15-07-2012 4:31pm

i bet you feel bad for getting a boner

WIZE · 15-07-2012 4:32pm

pervert

MagicMarker · 15-07-2012 4:32pm

Also, I've never seen a bathroom door with a keyhole.

JupiterKid · 15-07-2012 4:32pm

Being a Peeping Tom is sooo 70s.

boomkatalog · 15-07-2012 4:33pm

Show your lack of erection as proof of you not enjoying what you saw.

That'll clear the air.

Agent Smith · 15-07-2012 4:33pm

OP's palms are sweaty, knees weak arms are heavy, there's vomit on the sweater already, mom's spaghetti.

mattjack · 15-07-2012 4:33pm

OMARS_COMING_ wrote: »

-argument with sister
-i go bathroom to urinate
-sister goes into bathroom and runs bath
-i realise my wallet and keys are in
bathroöm
-i knock and ask for them
-she tells me to fcuk off
-i decide to try force her to open up by
turning of the light switch
-i wait but she doesnt move
-i see light coming from bathroom
-i peek in key hole and see candle
-sister sees my eye and starts screaming
-thinks im a pervert

What do i do?

First person on Boards to ever use the word urinate.... its piss,slash etc.

Skuxx · 15-07-2012 4:33pm

Write a book about it, havnt u heard of the 50 shades of grey!! Chicks love this horny sh1t!!

holystungun9 · 15-07-2012 4:33pm

What's your address so that I can come round and investigate this 'sister' of yours.

SCOOP 64 · 15-07-2012 4:34pm

Wow ,thats handy,having a candle on standby in the bathroom and the matches. one of those scented ones i persume.

hondasam · 15-07-2012 4:34pm

OP that's not even one bit funny, you sound like a pervert spying on your own sister, how sad.

mauzo · 15-07-2012 4:35pm

That's why you plug the hole with tissue....

Spore · 15-07-2012 4:35pm

The answer is in the title - you spied on her - not, like, accidentally walked in on, your sister... having a bath... But spying... You're in the big league of perverts - well done! Society abhors you and we all wish death on you! Congrats, now just stop posting on the internet and fuck off.

whendovescry · 15-07-2012 4:35pm

jump in the bath with her so she KNOWS you're a pervert, that will make it much less awkward in the long run, trust me.

Jesus Shaves · 15-07-2012 4:35pm

Depends, is she decent looking?

phasers · 15-07-2012 4:35pm

MagicMarker wrote: »

Also, I've never seen a bathroom door with a keyhole.

Then how do you lock your bathroom door?

guitarzero · 15-07-2012 4:36pm

With a name like OMARS COMING I dot think you've done yourself any favours.

AgileMyth · 15-07-2012 4:36pm

The answer really depends on how hot she is. Pictures would come in handy... Teehee, 'come in handy', there'll be a lot of that when we get the pictures.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 15-07-2012 4:36pm

phasers wrote: »

Then how do you lock your bathroom door?

He doesn't. Believe me.

Sindri · 15-07-2012 4:36pm

Copy and paste from 4chan.

Gummy Panda · 15-07-2012 4:37pm

hondasam wrote: »

OP that's not even one bit funny, you sound like a pervert spying on your own sister, how sad.

He gets dumped the other night and now is trying to perv on his sister. The depravity

arse..biscuits · 15-07-2012 4:37pm

MagicMarker wrote: »

Also, I've never seen a bathroom door with a keyhole.

Key = glory

SCOOP 64 · 15-07-2012 4:38pm

The doors locked ,most people would leave the key in the door, you wouldn't see much with the key in the door!

Lumbo · 15-07-2012 4:38pm

Complement her. Chicks love that sort of stuff.

Gummy Panda · 15-07-2012 4:39pm

Lumbo wrote: »

Complement her. Chicks love that sort of stuff.

I can imagine it now

"Sis, you have a lovely fanny"

Immaculate Pasta · 15-07-2012 4:40pm

OMARS_COMING_ wrote: »

-argument with sister
-i go bathroom to urinate
-sister goes into bathroom and runs bath
-i realise my wallet and keys are in
bathroöm
-i knock and ask for them
-she tells me to fcuk off
-i decide to try force her to open up by
turning of the light switch
-i wait but she doesnt move
-i see light coming from bathroom
-i peek in key hole and see candle
-sister sees my eye and starts screaming
-thinks im a pervert

What do i do?

You and your sister are in your sixties right?

Sunnyisland · 15-07-2012 4:40pm

You must be a right shower in that house.

fullstop · 15-07-2012 4:40pm

OMARS_COMING_ wrote: »

-argument with sister
-i go bathroom to urinate
-sister goes into bathroom and runs bath
-i realise my wallet and keys are in
bathroöm
-i knock and ask for them
-she tells me to fcuk off
-i decide to try force her to open up by
turning of the light switch
-i wait but she doesnt move
-i see light coming from bathroom
-i peek in key hole and see candle
-sister sees my eye and starts screaming
-thinks im a pervert

What do i do?

If the door was locked, how were you able to see each other through the keyhole? Was the key not blocking the view?? Hmm

hondasam · 15-07-2012 4:40pm

Gummy Panda wrote: »

He gets dumped the other night and now is trying to perv on his sister. The depravity

Could he not have said he perved on his cousin or something or his sisters friend who was having a sleep over.

qvsr46ofgc792k · 15-07-2012 4:41pm

MagicMarker wrote: »

Also, I've never seen a bathroom door with a keyhole.

You obviously have not seen many bathroom doors???

mattjack · 15-07-2012 4:42pm

hondasam wrote: »

Could he not have said he perved on his cousin or something or his sisters friend who was having a sleep over.

They might be no fun for him.

FoxT · 15-07-2012 4:43pm

why do you take your wallet & keys out of your pocket when you need to pee?

qvsr46ofgc792k · 15-07-2012 4:43pm

go to isitnormal.com

Plenty of other makey upy stories on that site to that you can have a twisted pull to.

southcentralts · 15-07-2012 4:44pm

I...don't feel comfortable giving you any advice. However, what you should do, is live in a cave with a warning sign posted outside and, most importantly, no internet service.