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What do you do with your hands when walking?

  • 12-07-2012 8:10pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 972 ✭✭✭


    I usually have one hand in my pocket with the other swinging freely or if wearing a jacket both hands in pockets. What way do you go about it?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    I usually have one clutching the bag round my neck and the other one picking crap out of my teeth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,633 ✭✭✭TheBody


    I leave them at home.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 961 ✭✭✭TEMPLAR KNIGHT


    Walk with them in the air


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    ''cause I've got one hand in my pocket. And the other one is giving a high five''

    Do you listen music while walking?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,640 ✭✭✭Pushtrak


    I keep them attached to my arms.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Take them with me usually.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,633 ✭✭✭TheBody


    Walk upside down and then you can worry about what to do with your feet instead.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭Archeron


    TheBody wrote: »
    Walk upside down and then you can worry about what to do with your feet instead.

    Leaving the feet free to peel bananas.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    put them in my pockets


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,564 ✭✭✭notnumber


    I UPS them to my destination so I don't have to carry them.Less dead weight.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,787 ✭✭✭Feisar


    I seem to clench them for some reason!!??

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 972 ✭✭✭supernova84


    hondasam wrote: »
    ''cause I've got one hand in my pocket. And the other one is giving a high five''

    Do you listen music while walking?

    What it all boils down to is that no one's really got it figured out just yet


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭mark_jmc


    I like to use my hands free kit




    gets coat..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭smellslikeshoes


    I use them to throw shapes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Pedant


    I wave them about and scratch my balls occasionally.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 972 ✭✭✭supernova84


    Pedant wrote: »
    I wave them about and scratch my balls occasionally.

    Every man to his own I suppose


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    I use them to wave a cane at children and tell them to go back to working in the fields.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 164 ✭✭EdanHewittt


    Keep them in when it's cold, no matter how much I want to touch the Fire Hydrant sign for good luck

    Also, depends who's looking. If I see a car full of Shades I take them out of my pockets immediately.

    If I'm in a room full of naked Girlies, I promptly take them out too

    One hand in the pocket, and the other out if I'm in the slums of Prague (same applies for just even being in Glasnevin)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 324 ✭✭Unique User Name


    Touch myself


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭The_Thing


    Perform miracles.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭ygolometsipe


    you called your servant's "hands"? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,751 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    I completely misread the thread title.

    *departs disappointed from thread*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 786 ✭✭✭Kurz


    Play with my balls while looking menacingly at the women that walk past.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    Stick them down the front of my trackie bottoms, keeps them nice and warm.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 235 ✭✭LoYL


    Take note of the weirdos who reply to this thread and admit to putting their hands on their privates in public. Good OP.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,689 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    What do I do with my hands when ****?

    Use them of course



    ## ****e you meant walking. Keep them in the pockets so ##


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    LoYL wrote: »
    Take note of the weirdos who reply to this thread and admit to putting their hands on their privates in public. Good OP.


    They're not wierdos I'll have you know! :mad:
    They're After Hours finest!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 586 ✭✭✭Mickey Dazzler


    I always walk around with at least one thumb if not two up my arse. Always.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Do a bit of juggling accompanied by this soundtrack



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    I always walk around with at least one thumb if not two up my arse. Always.

    You know it makes sense :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    hold my GF's hand while carrying her handbag in the other..... Pat Kenny embarrassing moment.........'wowwwwwwww'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    Anyone else read this as "What do you do with your hands when ****?"

    :o :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    Gone in 60seconds.....Sit on your hand til it goes numb then rub one off.... I call it 'the stranger' :D


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 5,620 ✭✭✭El_Dangeroso




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    2 thumbs in the pockets, fingers clenched :o


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 972 ✭✭✭supernova84


    Muckit wrote: »
    Gone in 60seconds.....Sit on your hand til it goes numb then rub one off.... I call it 'the stranger' :D

    Also known as 'The Sleeping Beauty'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭Cú Giobach


    Thinly veiled masturbation thread.



    Edit: Now I can't stop thinking that if you have some masturbation thread you should keep it thinly veiled at all times, to prevent having to explain to anyone what it is and how you use it. :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 850 ✭✭✭nervous_twitch


    I generally walk like this. Attracts no attention.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,189 ✭✭✭Squaredude


    I swing them around in a windmill like fashion clearing a path straight to my destination!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    HondaSam..''cause I've got one hand in my pocket. And the other one is giving a high five''

    Do you listen music while walking?
    I get it, I think. :D




    I walk like this all the time :eek: Must be the drink.



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,528 ✭✭✭jubella


    I've never really thought about it before, but thanks to this thread I'm going to be constantly aware of what my hands are doing while I walk for the next few days :/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,169 ✭✭✭Zomg Okay


    Hold my dog's leash in one hand and the other is usually holding a shopping bag.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 235 ✭✭LoYL


    Ah yes they are crawling out of the woodwork with their hands down the front of their track suits. If they took them out their knuckles would drag along the ground.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,017 ✭✭✭EZ24GET


    They just sort of dangle off my wrists at the ends of my arms which swing in opposite directions as my legs as i move forward rocking my butt from side to side.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying ay-o, gotta let go.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 972 ✭✭✭supernova84


    I saw a lad today with one hand in his arse pocket and the other one picking his nose


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 901 ✭✭✭Vicar in a tutu


    I walk with one clenched into a fast, slowly punching it into my other open hand...

    Just to warn people not to mess:mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    If Im listening to music I have one hand on the strap of my bag, the other clicking my fingers or tapping my leg.

    I look like such a twat, its a wonder Im let out in public.

    Ive an awful habit of forgetting I have earphones in and singing along, but Im actually screaming the song out and dancing!


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