The Undercover Shades Thread

EdanHewittt

[joke]It is a well known fact many members of the Garda Síochána lurk on these boards scouting for talent, and possibly recruiting people onto the force via PM[/joke]

This is a thread where the game is simple:

Try to come across as an undercover shade in your reply. Say something like:

"This is nonsense. No Garda unit is going to waste its resources on a board like this, where most of the people are keyboard lurchers and don't pose a threat to our penal system" - by - The Lady Dost Protest Too Much

Be as shady as you can be in your reply.
Even if you're not a shade, try to reply in a manner where you come across as one.

3.2.1, Spot the fed...

xzanti

What?

Pushtrak

I haven't really come across any interesting characters from my wiretapping...







-Fella in the van.

chin_grin

Conspiracy Theories Forum ->

charlietheminxx

This is so confusing.

Undercover shades? No idea WHAT you're talking about.

*shifty eyes*

Jen Pigs Fly

I've keys to my handcuffs in the car

EdanHewittt

xzanti wrote: »

What?

There's the fed, lol

Pushtrak

charlietheminxx wrote: »

This is so confusing.

Undercover shades? No idea WHAT you're talking about.

*shifty eyes*

You know, bulbs of low wattage...

kfallon

OP is from Donegal.....NAP!

EdanHewittt

kfallon wrote: »

OP is from Donegal.....NAP!

Good police work kfallon. Now to trace all the other posters down (unless they're with you)

Sunnyisland

There are a lot of Bluebottles around these days.

msg11

Ya know there's a forum for 'the shades' on boards.ie ?

Jorah

I hate this thread almost as much as I hate doughnuts. I would never eat doughnuts. Yuck.

Micky Dolenz

Do you like drugs? I love drugs. Come around to my gaff for a party, bring drugs.

My address:

Divisional HQ: Pearse Street, Dublin.

EdanHewittt

No ｓｐｅａｋｉｎｇ ｉｎ ｃｏｄｅ ｂｏｙｓ, we need everyday joe to understand our replies

Daith

I thought this was about perving at hot people while wearing sunglasses so no knows you're doing it

Oranage2

Im looking to participate in some illegal activity, does anybody know where i May partake in some please.

EdanHewittt

Jorah wrote: »

I hate this thread almost as much as I hate doughnuts. I would never eat doughnuts. Yuck.

No bashing us now Jorah. This is not a bashing thread.

Genghiz Cohen

EdanHewittt wrote: »

No ｓｐｅａｋｉｎｇ ｉｎ ｃｏｄｅ ｂｏｙｓ, we need everyday joe to understand our replies

Affirmative Grand!

token101

Pushtrak wrote: »

You know, bulbs of low wattage...

Fair few floating around here

EdanHewittt

chin_grin wrote: »

Conspiracy Theories Forum ->

Seems we have some mini-modding going on here.

We're looking to update our new forum:

http://gardai.ie/forum/

We need a keen Moderator to police the board.

chin_grin, send me a PM

Casillas

There is no such thing as Boards.ie.....

Biggins

I was never here if anyone asks!

hondasam

Very Poor attitude to gardai on here.

Tombi!

Okay let's try: Any lads able to give me a lift in their veeee-hic-cal?

EdanHewittt

Daith wrote: »

I thought this was about perving at hot people

Send your passport here please:

Store St. Garda Gentleman's Club Station. Dublin 11. 01-6664000. 01-6664040.

prinz

They drive red Mondeos with no hubcaps and an extra aerial.

TeddyTedson

It's porn for mammies as they keep saying.

I Heart Internet

This is a desperate idea for a thread - far too contirved. OP will be telling us to form into little groups and come back and do an interpretive dance of your favourite crime next.

EdanHewittt

I Heart Internet wrote: »

your favourite crime

Fed Spotted

EdanHewittt

I have a 3 Meter car aerial I'm looking to sell. Anyone interested? PM me please.

Thanks

crazy cabbage

I dont I mean we dont gards dont be looking on boards for recuits. They have better things to be doing with there time.

I am not a garda Fed looking for recuits.

Piriz

The evidence shows that Guards do not have internet access in their stations
so such undercover recruitment is unsubstantiated.

Move along, nothing to see here...


*oink*

paddy kerins

Undercover Guards on here? Bahaha, ridiculous

He's onto us, trace his IP and take him out... for... *dinner*

Shryke

I'm sure Biggins knows a few gardai on here. He won't be able to tell us though. High up, sleeper cell, funny handshake stuff.
Hush hush, on the QT...

Boombastic

realies wrote: »

There are a lot of Bluebottles around these days.

are you sure those be bluebottles?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3690691/Robot-insect-spies-are-so-fly.html






Flowers
By
Irene

EdanHewittt

INDIA

ALPHA
MIKE

ALPHA

GOLF
UNIFORM
ALPHA
ROMEO
DELTA

Boombastic

EdanHewittt wrote: »

INDIA

ALPHA
MIKE

ALPHA

GOLF
UNIFORM
ALPHA
ROMEO
DELTA

Indeed

wish
on
next
thursday

talk
enthusiastically
loudly
long time

anonymous
nobodies
yodeling
on
nice
evenings


;)

Son Of A Vidic

Biggins wrote: »

I was never here if anyone asks!

Asks? Sure we they already know.

EdanHewittt

Wow. Very revealing thread.

Sidenote: When I said Scouting for Talent - I didn't mean police talent.

I meant female talent. So if any lookers want to become Bans, PM me this instant.

Micky Dolenz

EdanHewittt wrote: »

Wow. Very revealing thread.

Sidenote: When I said Scouting for Talent - I didn't mean police talent.

I meant female talent. So if any lookers want to become Bans, PM me this instant.

I'll give you a ban if you wish.

ejmaztec

Biggins wrote: »

I was never here if anyone asks!

I was here all day if anyone asks. I think a mutual arrangement is in order.;)


Mum's the word (or mammy, mom, mummy etc...)

GTDolanator

THIS THREAD SUCKS MONKEY BALLS

Boombastic

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Do you like drugs? I love drugs. Come around to my gaff for a party, bring drugs.

My address:

Divisional HQ: Pearse Street, Dublin.

Can I come? Do you mind if I bring a few friends*? Sounds like a deadly buzz.


*my drug wielding friends

Chucken

Aren't the school holidays very long

EdanHewittt

Chucken wrote: »

Aren't the school holidays very long

I know, it makes some people's work very difficult