I went though a red light today

monkeysnapper

I was driving on my way to work and some idiot boy hit the crossing switch' the light went to red and i deciðed not to stop because there was nobody on the crossing. I thought about this on my way into work' and i then started thinking.

Lets start doing everything different from what were supposed to do' i started thinking maybe i was gona turn into the man in the film "falling down"

What you all think we should do next'

I dunno about anyone else but I'm gonna make some toast. People see it as something for breakfast but you're right, let's not do the generally accepted thing.

Where To

monkeysnapper wrote: »

I was driving on my way to work and some idiot boy hit the crossing switch' the light went to red and i deciðed not to stop because there was nobody on the crossing. I thought about this on my way into work' and i then started thinking.

Lets start doing everything different from what were supposed to do' i started thinking maybe i was gona turn into the man in the film "falling down"

What you all think we should do next'

Go to bed probably.

Thatnastyboy

I think we should all drive on the wrong side of the road tomorrow

You should stop at red lights, not cool to just decide to drive through.



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stimpson

I think you should close your account. That would really show them.

monkeysnapper

Where To wrote: »

Go to bed probably.

**** it , thats what they want you to do' DONT , stay up all night, go for a drive, go to the beach' lay a towel on the sand and lie there!!!!

Jesus Shaves

Thatnastyboy wrote: »

I think we should all drive on the wrong side of the road tomorrow

You should stop at red lights, not cool to just decide to drive through.



/Off i go







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DoNt forget to stop at any red lights on your horse

Sindri

monkeysnapper wrote: »

I was driving on my way to work and some idiot boy hit the crossing switch' the light went to red and i deciðed not to stop because there was nobody on the crossing. I thought about this on my way into work' and i then started thinking.

Lets start doing everything different from what were supposed to do' i started thinking maybe i was gona turn into the man in the film "falling down"

What you all think we should do next'

Explain the premise of the film "Falling Down"?

eoins23456

u shud of course make a film of ur life doing all this crazy ****

Dartz

I didn't go through a green light today.


OP. No big deal. Really. It's only a problem if you get caught.

TeddyTedson

I tried to fart in the bath but something with a substantial mass floated to the top instead:o

monkeysnapper

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I tried to fart in the bath but something with a substantial mass floated to the top instead:o

Did you give it a tug

TeddyTedson

monkeysnapper wrote: »

Did you give it a tug

No I put it back where it came from. :eek:

yizorselves

Big swing I went through 3 on the way to work. There was no one around so I thought fook it. Well actually 2 of the junctions had traffic that was about to start moving from the right, and at one of them a car infront of me was intending to turn right, just about leaving enough room between him and the traffic light pole. Fookin flew through them like a BAWS!

Senna

monkeysnapper wrote: »

I was driving on my way to work and some idiot boy hit the crossing switch' the light went to red and i deciðed not to stop because there was nobody on the crossing. I thought about this on my way into work' and i then started thinking.

Lets start doing everything different from what were supposed to do' i started thinking maybe i was gona turn into the man in the film "falling down"

What you all think we should do next'

Where's that "we got a bad ass over here" picture when you need it

akura

Senna wrote: »

Where's that "we got a bad ass over here" picture when you need it

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/007/508/watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme.png

Capt'n Midnight

monkeysnapper wrote: »

I was driving on my way to work and some idiot boy hit the crossing switch' the light went to red and i deciðed not to stop
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What you all think we should do next'

report you for Dangerous Driving 5 points / court appearance


Oddly enough bikers are a bit touchy about people breaking reds. If you know any bring up the subject but don't admit it was you.



Oh yeah kudos for the ð

Knex*

Better start practicing your 'back against the wall while picking up the soap routine' OP.

Rabies

monkeysnapper wrote: »

I was driving on my way to work and some idiot boy hit the crossing switch' the light went to red and i deciðed not to stop because there was nobody on the crossing. I thought about this on my way into work' and i then started thinking.

Lets start doing everything different from what were supposed to do' i started thinking maybe i was gona turn into the man in the film "falling down"

What you all think we should do next'

sh!t excuse

I'm no angel, but you still should have stopped

Shryke

Punch yourself in the balls until you're unconscious. It will make the world a better place.

hondasam

monkeysnapper wrote: »

I was driving on my way to work and some idiot boy hit the crossing switch' the light went to red and i deciðed not to stop because there was nobody on the crossing. I thought about this on my way into work' and i then started thinking.

Lets start doing everything different from what were supposed to do' i started thinking maybe i was gona turn into the man in the film "falling down"

What you all think we should do next'

Where was the idiot boy if he pressed the switch?

I think you should stop at red lights in future, what if there is a camera there?

Rabies

hondasam wrote: »

I think you should stop at red lights in future, what if there is a camera there?

He would smile?

hondasam

Rabies wrote: »

He would smile?

Not when he gets the points.

Rabies

hondasam wrote: »

Not when he gets the points.

True.

I think he should do it again at lights with cameras. Test them to see if they are working.

The King of Moo

OP, I think you should start more threads and post more often, and continue to drive.

hondasam

Rabies wrote: »

True.

I think he should do it again at lights with cameras. Test them to see if they are working.

I want a pic of the idiot boy he nearly ran over.

BUBBLE WRAP

The King of Moo wrote: »

OP, I think you should start more threads and post more often, and continue to drive.

Thats exactly, what he should not be doing. lol

skinny90

Have a few beers,then do it all over again...just for the craic like

FizzleSticks

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Capt'n Midnight

Rabies wrote: »

True.

I think he should do it again at lights with cameras. Test them to see if they are working.

and get done too for not wearing a seat belt :P

OP, why don't you go down and do handbrakers outside your local Garda station.
That will get you Kudos, not putting yer boot to the floor when a child is crossing the road, and smiling afterwards while looking back.:pac:

Stiffler2

I've heard if you go through a red light fast enough, it switches to green.


Must test that

Gummy Panda

FizzleSticks wrote: »

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Let someone eat you

Bad Panda

I think we should stop at green lights.