Hamlets: Best Post

Eathrin

Post 1

Reznov wrote:

Leaviton wrote:

"Write a short story in which a character is lost at sea with only a clinometer for help"

I gasped - the torrent of waves oscillated me as though I was drift wood. Beyond the horizon I could see neither a ship nor land. Prayers surged to my mind regaining a long lost faith in religion and its belief in an omnipotent being. My eyes scanned the vast expanse of water in anguish, when to my surprise a clinometer bobbed not more than ten feet away. At that point I knew Divine Providence existed. I shouldn't have prayed to God, but instead the SEC who taught me to utilise the apparatus. In the mock I obtained an A1 in project Maths, excelling in trigonometry and use of measuring appurtenances. Traversing with pace across the ocean, I grasped the clinometer and began frantically measuring the angle of the horizon to ensure I was sane. Unfortunately it was 180 degrees - I was not in a nightmare. I was fūcked.

Post 2

Superbus wrote:

Eggy Baby! wrote:

What time is regarded as too late to start studying (for the LC)?

'bout 9:29 AM on June 6th.

Post 3

Eathrin wrote:

Coeurdepirate wrote:

We went to Mountjoy for a school trip in TY, and a few of us we half expecting to be shot through the glass when we were driving through Tallaght!

Jesus stop with the stereotyping

I was driving through Galway one time and I half expected a cow to projectile shít at me.

Post 4

Togepi wrote:

Patchy~ wrote:

Omg I got 98 in my short story
Lost 2 marks coz my teacher said I misused 'coruscate', he'd just never heard it used to mean 'sparkling' which is really weird since I had trouble finding its other meaning - coruscating criticism?
So I looked it up on my phone and told him and asked if I now have 100/100 but he said no
Either way I am sooo happy

Patchy why can't you just use normal words like the rest of us??

Post 5

Coeurdepirate wrote:

Yes, I added the tag! Within my group of friends, I'm the one who gets bullied most for the luls. And now here too! >: O

I WILL RAPE YOU ALL WITH THE PENIS THAT I DEFINITELY HAVE
AND YOU WILL ALL GET PREGNANT (yes, even you Cian) WITH THE SPERM THAT I MOST DEFINITELY PRODUCE


Now that all that testosterone is outta me, anyone gotta any more chick-flickey movie suggestions?

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Canard

Omg that was a hard choice

Out of curiosity, why did Togepi say that? I have no memory of it! :P

Btw "I'm reznov! You're a stapler?" should so be there but I guess there needs to be competition

Just Like Heaven

Eathrin, cause I laughed at myself rememberig myself laughing at it :cool:

It's shame Reznov wasn't around for the "Leaving cert dreams" thread. He would have pwnd it.

leaveiton

Yeoooooow, technically in the poll! :P

Meowth

Patchy~ wrote: »

Out of curiosity, why did Togepi say that? I have no memory of it! :P

You were probably using your fancy schmancy words again and we didn't understand you :P

Eathrin

Patchy~ wrote: »

Omg that was a hard choice

Out of curiosity, why did Togepi say that? I have no memory of it! :P

Btw "I'm reznov! You're a stapler?" should so be there but I guess there needs to be competition

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=78222552&postcount=778
Because of this:p

I decided one post per person maximum, and that post by Reznov was even better for me:)

Meowth

Eathrin wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=78222552&postcount=778
Because of this:p

I decided one post per person maximum, and that post by Reznov was even better for me:)

Knew it was you using fancy words :P
And look another fine example of you bragging all over the place "I only got 98/100" :P

Canard

How many subjects did you text me after the exam for and tell me you think you got your A1? :P Business, Economics, German....and complaining that you probably only got a B in honours maths! :P

Meowth

Patchy~ wrote: »

How many subjects did you text me after the exam for and tell me you think you got your A1? :P Business, Economics, German....and complaining that you probably only got a B in honours maths! :P

nah I didn't get A1s in them, that was me being delusional :P and do you not remember most of those exams going horrendous on me :P :L

Canard

Dont you remember me after geography? All of your exams went godly in comparison :pac:

Just Like Heaven

Patchy~ wrote: »

Dont you remember me after geography? All of your exams went godly in comparison :pac:

My Geography was the same as yours. Even though I didn't come on boards during the exams, when I opened the paper and saw none of the essays I had prepared came up in geoecology I thought to myself "AAAAHHHHH I should have listened to Patchy and done the Oceans".

Hands in my hair, look of disbelief and all that.

Canard

Oh god did you not look at the oceans bit? Nothing I prepared came up either, and after me covering (but not learning :L) the entire syllabus except for the one essay in the last section, it came up too. And the water cycle 2 years in a row! But in a way I dont care, none of it made any sense and learning most of it would've proved useless anyway. :pac:

Togepi

Patchy~ wrote: »

Out of curiosity, why did Togepi say that? I have no memory of it! :P

Meowth wrote: »

You were probably using your fancy schmancy words again and we didn't understand you :P

Eathrin wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=78222552&postcount=778
Because of this:P

Cian you should edit in Patchy's post so people can see the context, mine is nearly the only one without that! :P (I'm assuming I didn't quote him in my rush to type a highly hilarious post.) :rolleyes: :P



Is this an anonymous poll? *Votes for self* Lawl JK, Cian you get my vote, I laughed when you posted that and I laughed again there. The other guys' posts are brilliant though. And I've no idea how mine even got there, it's so unfunny compared to the rest!

Edit: Just voted, it couldn't be more anonymous. :P

Coeurdepirate

I laughed so much at these

randylonghorn

Patchy~ wrote: »

How many subjects did you text me after the exam for and tell me you think you got your A1? :P Business, Economics, German....and complaining that you probably only got a B in honours maths! :P

Meowth wrote: »

nah I didn't get A1s in them, that was me being delusional :P and do you not remember most of those exams going horrendous on me :P :L

Patchy~ wrote: »

Dont you remember me after geography? All of your exams went godly in comparison :pac:

fewtinsoffroth wrote: »

My Geography was the same as yours. Even though I didn't come on boards during the exams, when I opened the paper and saw none of the essays I had prepared came up in geoecology I thought to myself "AAAAHHHHH I should have listened to Patchy and done the Oceans".

Hands in my hair, look of disbelief and all that.

Patchy~ wrote: »

Oh god did you not look at the oceans bit? Nothing I prepared came up either, and after me covering (but not learning :L) the entire syllabus except for the one essay in the last section, it came up too. And the water cycle 2 years in a row! But in a way I dont care, none of it made any sense and learning most of it would've proved useless anyway. :pac:

Keep it on-topic, please! :cool:



/ducks

Eathrin

Togepi wrote: »

Cian you should edit in Patchy's post so people can see the context, mine is nearly the only one without that! :P (I'm assuming I didn't quote him in my rush to type a highly hilarious post.) :rolleyes: :P



Is this an anonymous poll? *Votes for self* Lawl JK, Cian you get my vote, I laughed when you posted that and I laughed again there. The other guys' posts are brilliant though. And I've no idea how mine even got there, it's so unfunny compared to the rest!

Edit: Just voted, it couldn't be more anonymous. :P

Sorry I should have done that, but I copied them as they were posted and you did not quote Patchy!

Coeurdepirate wrote: »

I laughed so much at these

As much as I loved Reznov's epic, I'm choosing yours for its unique comedy values. Such anger and determination.

Eathrin

1 more day left, voting has stalled anyway

Coeurdepirate

"I gasped - the torrent of waves oscillated me as though I was drift wood."

Correct grammar would be 'as though I were drift wood'. You won't get 600 with that kind of carry on.

Togepi

I left for a couple of hours and missed the whole organisation of this. </3 If one of my posts even deserved slight consideration for this (not likely), it should have been this. :P

The moral of the story is, it should have been another Boardsie's post. </3