Flash lights

RoscommonTom

Am thinking of spiking up the sex life with one of these but don't know If their a waste of money. has anyone used flashlights? Are they any good. Any makes that you would recomend? Thanks

Big Nasty

I accidently the whole thing! :pac:

It's a 'fleshlight' buddy.

golden lane

RoscommonTom wrote: »

Am thinking of spiking up the sex life with one of these but don't know If their a waste of money. has anyone used flashlights? Are they any good. Any makes that you would recomend? Thanks

get one with batman on it......the caped cruise aider.....

Grid.

I think you mean 'Flesh Lights'.....these things;



......not into this stuff.....but whatever floats yer boat..

RoscommonTom

Grid. wrote: »

I think you mean 'Flesh Lights'.....these things;



......not into this stuff.....but whatever floats yer boat..

Yes thats the thing I meant...thanks for correcting it. was going to treat myself but don't want to waste my money if their useless

Grid.

I don't think they'd let you try them out first..:p

Woodward

Never tried it myself but apparently you can make your own by hollowing out a cucumber and throwing it in the microwave for a few seconds. Try it and tell me if it is safe to do without burning the captain

MarkyTheLips

Woodward wrote: »

Never tried it myself but apparently you can make your own by hollowing out a cucumber and throwing it in the microwave for a few seconds. Try it and tell me if it is safe to do without burning the captain

American Cucumber just doesn't have the same ring to it...

Dunny

Only in Roscommon eh..

DerekDGoldfish

Im going on dragons den with a plan to create a flesh flash light to avoid future confusion like this, I'll make a fortune.

Owen_S

Everything is fine and well until somebody finds it while searching the house during a power-cut.

MarkyTheLips

Owen_S wrote: »

Everything is fine and well until somebody finds it while searching the house during a power-cut.

And tries to reach in to "change the broken bulb"...

18AD

MarkyTheLips wrote: »

And tries to reach in to "change the broken bulb"...

Note: Changing a light bulb with your penis can be dangerous.

MarkyTheLips

18AD wrote: »

Note: Changing a light bulb with your penis can be dangerous.

What if it's a screw type?

RoscommonTom

Woodward wrote: »

Never tried it myself but apparently you can make your own by hollowing out a cucumber and throwing it in the microwave for a few seconds. Try it and tell me if it is safe to do without burning the captain

Ha Ha never heard about the cucomber one, not as messy as the kiwis I suppose:) ill be sure to tell you I'd I give it a go

Dr Galen

Anddddddddddddd we're done

Cheers

DrG